This man is a GOAT

Are you implying Paco pees in the soup?

My cousin worked for Bouchard's. They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.

You may have just gotten desensitized to the smell

Workshop of the World

Pass down this heirloom to your descendants in a similar manner. I found an Ashtabula, OH transit company token in my grandfather’s “coin collection,” really just whatever was in his pockets but there was one coin that went back to the 19th century!

Is this bioterrorism? No, really.

You had it right the first time

At least it’s marked?

That doesn’t look comfortable at all haha

Not exactly… the founders feared civilian uprisings similar to Shay’s Rebellion and the Whiskey Rebellion, and knew they might need a way to marshal armed forces quickly. At the time standing armies were seen as somewhat tyrannical, and the founders did not envision a strong federal government with access to soldiers like that. Militias were a solution, and so that each militiaman could bring his own weapons to battle, the Second Amendment was written into the Bill of Rights.

“Hey, you! Stop removing that graffiti!”

The founders did intend the 2nd amendment to be for the purposes of a well-regulated militia though. No harm in accepting their wisdom in this instance and sticking to the original intention.

Tornado Recovery at Temple University Ambler

A 2021 tornado after Hurricane Ida did more than $10 million in damages. I know a lot of plants were destroyed, so badly that Temple acquired a nursery to replace what was lost.

Maybe you heard about the recent graduate student union strike?

Nobody’s happy, but most of us just accept that we made a terrible decision in coming to work at Temple.

Not if you work there

R.I.P. Ambler campus

Oh I don’t know about the neighborhood, I just meant the school itself is in trouble.

Re: neighborhood violence, on the one day a week I’m in the office, I’m dismissed early “for my safety,” to help reduce the odds I am hit by a stray bullet while I wait for the bus.

Nah there was a stretch in the 1960’s after it became a public school where the programs earned respect and distinction.

Not at hookah lounges, they do that at home.

I work there. It’s terrible.

What neighborhood should that business be put in?

Temple’s in trouble regardless.

Just got the all-clear text from TU police; the notice about the shooting came in at 2:59 AM, and the all-clear came in at 11:12.

What’s wrong with a hookah lounge?

You’re now the only type of constituent that matters: a homeowner. Nobody else in the world matters; pollsters want to know what you think.