After reading this, I wanna dump you and I don't even know you

Well always have /r/wheredidthesodago though

>peppermint butthole

When you're hung over, that shit wakes you up real fast. I actually don't mind it too much. Fresh and minty!

Hydrocortisone cream will help a little

Try something like: "new year's brunch near me" on Google and it will probably pop up all those listicles you're looking for. It does for me, but I'm currently not in DC so my results won't help.

So you shared airspace with a hot woman...

This is really sad. At least your username checks out.

More /r/kidsarefuckingstupid material, really

If this were a sci-fi series, your little game would unknowingly rain down stellar debris across millions of alternate universes, killing billions of unsuspecting alternate-us'es, obliterating our worlds, and we never know why...

I'd watch that.

>This show had tons of plot, arguably too much but the best parts were just Jen and Judy talking to each other.

For me the best parts are the two of them talking with a third person. Half the time they've got this whole hilarious other subtext going on between them while they're both interacting with the other person.

An example from the episode I watched last night, when they agree to throw that memorial service for steve. The scenes leading up to that, with the two of them interacting with Steve's brother, is some of the best subtle humor I've seen in awhile. We had to rewind to watch twice.

Maybe you're a weirdo, maybe not, but you definitely weren't the weirdo here.

Yup, I call it shitslap. Hate the stuff.

So, women actually have a little more freedom there than in Texas or Tennessee, or many other Republican run US states.

Slavery rarely requires e-filing.

That whole area is such a sexually frustrated sausage fest. Can't imagine living in that litterbox wasteland of human rights.

I've also heard about cutting them into wedges, frying them and then shaking some powdered sugar over them for some quick beignets. Haven't tried that but you just jogged that memory.

Say you're on the surface of a balloon. As it inflates, everything stretches out from where you are like you are the center.

It's going to be that way at nearly any place on the balloon: as it expands, it all expands outward from wherever you are.

I think it's kind of like that.

>Not like the crappy macrame art my mom had hanging up in our house in the early 80s.

Those macrame owls...

What did Owen do this time?