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ziksy9 t1_j5sfi51 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Vegetables only?
ziksy9 t1_j5sa5qu wrote
Condoms stop accidents.
ziksy9 t1_j29tjrl wrote
Reply to comment by neeto_mosqueeto in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
It's all beef.
ziksy9 t1_j254bzs wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
Freightliner Truck
ziksy9 t1_j22z4yu wrote
How's your sun taking it?
ziksy9 t1_j1hesum wrote
Reply to Sunbeam Mixmaster served my parents dutifully for 51 years but tonight it succumbed to mashed potatoes. by mwknight
The starch that broke the camel's back.
ziksy9 t1_iy9idcn wrote
Reply to I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... by chopselmcity
Uno. I know it’s not a board game it’s a bored game
ziksy9 t1_iy1bpb1 wrote
Reply to When I die I want to be cremated. by _dantastic
When Arnold Palmer died he was half cremated and half buried.
ziksy9 t1_iujxvw2 wrote
Reply to comment by GodOfWineAndPartying in What do hillbillies do on Halloween? by isaidireddit
Gotta ask yer sis bout dat one.
ziksy9 OP t1_iugvwul wrote
Reply to comment by PendragonVicVaughn in [homemade] 20 minute donuts. by ziksy9
Cream cheese, frosting, color, and a splash of orange juice well mixed. Also took the easy way out there.
Sprinkles!
ziksy9 t1_iuf7cqg wrote
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ziksy9 OP t1_iuekwhk wrote
Reply to [homemade] 20 minute donuts. by ziksy9
The secret? Saw a video and had to try it out. Buttermilk biscuits from a can. Pop holes and fry at 360 for about 2 minutes a side, and whip up some glaze. They are actually really convincing and easy.
[homemade] 20 minute donuts.
ziksy9 t1_jeg3nag wrote
Reply to I've been sober from math for three weeks. by ChaoShadow87
Now I have a bad case of ADD.