superanth
superanth OP t1_jdmavt3 wrote
Reply to comment by Emergency_Paperclip in [EU] Dumbledore is called away by an apocalyptic emergency. In order to keep Hogwarts safe, he casts a spell that will summon the ideal person to run the school in his absence and protect it. What he didn't expect was that it would be one Ron Swanson... by superanth
Very well done. I can picture Ron saying every word of this. And using the voiceover was an excellent idea.
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superanth t1_jd63cqc wrote
Reply to comment by ImFeelingGud in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos
This is what I was expecting too, right after the genetics lab was mentioned.
superanth t1_j9lzram wrote
Reply to comment by towerator in [WP] After the Christian Rapture happened to everyone's considerable shock, those left behind (and those born to them after) all had a strange, unremovable marking appear on their foreheads. It took decades to translate, but the result was horrifying; "Do not harvest, not fit for consumption." by savagekingsavage
#IUnderstoodThatReference
superanth t1_j9lzo7l wrote
Reply to comment by Watfleking in [WP] After the Christian Rapture happened to everyone's considerable shock, those left behind (and those born to them after) all had a strange, unremovable marking appear on their foreheads. It took decades to translate, but the result was horrifying; "Do not harvest, not fit for consumption." by savagekingsavage
Honestly any core of religion has been warped over the years by priests saying "Do what God says, or else!" and the Rapture was the end-all-beat-all of threats.
If there is a God out there, I believe they're a benevolent one.
superanth t1_j9lzcj8 wrote
Reply to comment by catticusbutticus in [WP] After the Christian Rapture happened to everyone's considerable shock, those left behind (and those born to them after) all had a strange, unremovable marking appear on their foreheads. It took decades to translate, but the result was horrifying; "Do not harvest, not fit for consumption." by savagekingsavage
"It's a cook book! It's a cook book!!"
superanth t1_j6mfym8 wrote
Reply to comment by FlaxxtotheMaxx in [WP] Your cat went missing for a long time, but returned about month ago. Except, the next day, another cat showed up that seemed identical. This has repeated daily since: you currently have 34 identical cats, and there are no signs of this stopping. by imariaprime
Damn this is hilariously awesome. 😎
superanth t1_j4yjod9 wrote
Reply to comment by GSP_is_an_Alien in [WP] The alien diplomats from The Federation are confused why no one was expecting them. "We gave all our details, historical events and a brief explanation of our technology to a Mr. Gene Roddenberry. Did he not tell anyone?" by halosos
Heh this is pretty awesome. Can’t wait for part 3!
superanth t1_j4tobl9 wrote
Reply to comment by verticallocomotive in [WP] In this world healers, while respected, are often looked down upon due to their limited offensive capabilities. One day your party is completely wiped out, and the world finds out just how dangerous knowledge of human anatomy can be. by Useless_homosapien
Perfectly done. And the links helped to flesh out the medical procedures nicely.
superanth t1_j1ypb3g wrote
Reply to comment by shmapitalism in [EU] The CIA are trying to kill Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They don't know he's Superman, he's just a really good journalist and is getting too close to some things the government wants to keep secret. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Beautifully done, and I loved the ending.
superanth t1_j1yos9t wrote
Reply to comment by americanfalcon00 in [EU] The CIA are trying to kill Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They don't know he's Superman, he's just a really good journalist and is getting too close to some things the government wants to keep secret. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Dang this was great. I love imagining the vengeance Superman could visit upon a rogue CIA.
superanth t1_irosirx wrote
Reply to comment by Surinical in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88
Nice. Very, very nice. Did she say he didn't look 30 because she somehow knew he'd been a vampire for 80 years?
superanth OP t1_jdn6w9g wrote
Reply to comment by wyrdfiction in [EU] Dumbledore is called away by an apocalyptic emergency. In order to keep Hogwarts safe, he casts a spell that will summon the ideal person to run the school in his absence and protect it. What he didn't expect was that it would be one Ron Swanson... by superanth
I'm working on completely replacing Dumbledore with Ron in all of the first novel. The more I think about it the more funny it gets lol.