Oh, man. I’d probably need fifty grand and a bag of cocaine.

Don’t tell me. Tell my brain.

Wherever Route 2 turns into a two-lane road. That’s western Mass.

In a world full of Karens be a Lisa.

Edited because autocorrect is dumb.

I’m not exactly sure… confused Kanye noises

Well shit

I lived in NYC and was shocked that I had to file City taxes as well. It still beats living in CT and paying federal, NY state, CT state, and NYC taxes.

Those kickbacks aren’t going to pocket themselves.

Welcome them like it’s 1776.

That’s nuts, but so true. What really got to me is the way careers were made or broken. Artists in my field were paid (or not) based on either their fuckability or access to more money.

Ja

I have not. I imagine it’s heartbreaking.

I had to leave the art world because of the ridiculously low wages. It sucks because I absolutely loved the work.

Yeah, but Karen and Kevin don’t want poor people to breathe the air in Belmont.

I want to drink electricity with penguins too!

Dick’s? If they cost a million dollars, then you might want to check Macy’s. I’m looking at you, Olympic sweatpants.

Yeah. Those things are loud when they go.

I do this every time I show up to work. It’s exhausting.

That’s entry level? Fuuuuuck

That’s a bummer. I was going to make one this weekend.

There is no other way to refer to them now.

Exactly. I had an old Ford Explorer that would throw a check engine light every now and then. I rolled into a wrecking yard once and asked where I should go. They pointed me in the right direction. All taxis when I got there. Long story short: I left with a sticker.

I don’t believe they actually want sanity. Total chaos is the goal because it gives them cover to fuck up every possible thing about our society.

Huh…I had one of those.

3 min to inspect the cahhh + 2 min to switch cahhhs x $35/cahhh = $420/hour. I’d hit those numbers too.