Submitted by h3llofaRide t3_1204seu in Jokes
otremontiram t1_jdfqsn9 wrote
LPT: remove umbrellas from girls while raining to get them wet.
BecauseItAmusesMe t1_jdgkulz wrote
Girls can rain?
MartianGuard t1_jdhxrj7 wrote
Queen Elizabeth reigned for more than 70 years
pot8totom8to t1_jdinc1f wrote
Underrated comment right here ^
Chemical-Assistant64 t1_jdh680q wrote
You’ve obviously never had a golden shower
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9obg wrote
Don't forget about the golden mist
hiddenyogi t1_jdgqq36 wrote
Yes, and squirt too.
HmmNotLikely t1_jdgyphb wrote
There must have been some unknown private moments when people have dated meteorologists and had these wordplays thrown around the bedroom in the worst way…
TheReal-Chris t1_jdig9r7 wrote
Yeah baby. We’ve got a category 5 squirt coming.
President_Calhoun t1_jditotk wrote
>Yeah baby. We’ve got a category 5 squirt coming.
From Al Roker's sex tape.
hiddenyogi t1_jdlnvjy wrote
A wave of humidity with a chance of severe squirting tonight. Then things should calm down tomorrow.
theinquisition t1_jdhbr19 wrote
Can you imagine being the first person to find this out? Like whoa what the fuck is THAT
Chibbly t1_jdhgwtg wrote
Urine
cherryhilljawnz t1_jdi9jzd wrote
My late gf was a squirter...she was so embarrassed the 1st time
I fn loved it and I knew she did to
contyk t1_jdjsa38 wrote
Nope, it's only men. Hallelujah!
Kenlaboss t1_jdkb8as wrote
No, but I've heard that it's raining men.
MisrepresentedAngles t1_jdhizf0 wrote
Real Tori Amos lyric: when you're only wet, because of the rain
Squirpel89 t1_jdi02xi wrote
Why y'all on here talking about the myths of women? Reddit is a place that has no room for fake bs only cold hard facts.
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