So I told her "well I won the Leslie Neilsen award at school."
"What's that?" she said
"It's a big building with kids in it"
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ATC_av8er t1_iuhqvc0 wrote
But I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuhrkmt wrote
No, I'm thinking about baseball.
Make_the_music_stop t1_iuhy3r5 wrote
Siri kept on calling me Shirley today. I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.
TokerSmurf t1_iuhz6qg wrote
needs a "... but that's not important right now"
bowserwasthegoodguy t1_iui29q5 wrote
Ok Shirley but my name's not Don.
Hostillian t1_iuidyn2 wrote
Well, my wife has such a nice beaver; so that's hardly achieving nothing.
SPICYPOTATO6969 t1_iuihfio wrote
Airplane mode
DanteWT t1_iuijf3o wrote
That's what she said
Severe-Flower2344 t1_iuin79g wrote
Oh, hi Don.
ryusoma t1_iuitm8o wrote
Did she get it stuffed recently?
thereaverofdarkness t1_iuiwfej wrote
but that's not important right now.
The_Osta t1_iuiyntw wrote
I can't believe I just got that joke. Didn't think it was a joke, because I was a kid when I first saw it.
Gullible-Life-9329 t1_iuj3ra8 wrote
Are we talking about the school or something else here?
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pedro_pascal_123 t1_iujezyn wrote
But that's not important right now...to the joke...
RecalcitrantHuman t1_iujjrht wrote
But that’s not important right now
Edit: Should have read all the comments first. Doh.
alekhya-6174 t1_iujnnof wrote
Mr Feynman
beyonddisbelief t1_iujwvlm wrote
Why do you keep asking if I’m Sirius? Of course I’m Sirius! I’m always Sirius!
michaeldoria t1_iuk411h wrote
Please tell me you didn’t say “Striker, Striker” and then punch her in the face?!
pee_diddy t1_iukbltl wrote
It is. And stop calling me But
DerRaumdenker t1_iuhqp9u wrote
Surely you are joking