ColtS117
ColtS117 t1_jcq5x01 wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Sky_857 in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
I was gonna do a good haircut, but then I got high.
ColtS117 t1_jco5v6e wrote
Reply to TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
She’s lost her mind.
ColtS117 t1_j2l2tc0 wrote
Reply to comment by allblueeeee in I am reswallowing food I have eaten 10-15 hours ago (voluntarily) - Rumination Syndrom by allblueeeee
That’s bull. Seriously, just like a bull. Get it? Lol.
ColtS117 t1_j2embmr wrote
Reply to comment by biowrath156 in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Happy cake day!
ColtS117 t1_j2clrb2 wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I never heard of him until Greta said he had a small dick.
ColtS117 t1_ixrp2iy wrote
At least he didn’t merge his daughter with a dog.
ColtS117 t1_ixrmcez wrote
Reply to TIL the balloons in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade were introduced in 1928 to replace live zoo animals. by NotLaFontaine
Yeah, sucks when they forget to feed the lions and they break loose.
ColtS117 t1_ixrlwrt wrote
Reply to TIL about Willem Arondeus, a gay painter and artist. When the Nazis invaded the Netherlands he joined the dutch resistance. He participated in the bombing of the Amsterdam public records office to hinder the Nazi German effort to identify Dutch Jews. He was caught and executed soon after his arrest. by Random_German_Name
I’ll bet his paintings were leagues better than the ones painted by the cunt with the dumb mustache.
ColtS117 t1_iwrqjyt wrote
Reply to comment by ooo-ooo-oooyea in They fled persecution in Nazi Germany. Then the British put them behind barbed wire by lanzkron
He concealed them in something stored in his rectum.
ColtS117 t1_jcqhx3d wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Sky_857 in TIFU by not being able to understand what the hell my barber was talking about, and getting a line shaved into my head by lazarus870
Because she got high
Because she got high
Because she got hiiiiigh.