Submitted by AdeptLengthiness8886 t3_10l5xa8 in Jokes
WildBoy-72 t1_j5wqb10 wrote
You said "the queue at the taxi rank". Then you said "$5".
Where is this taking place?
82PKOrpheus t1_j5wrk2o wrote
It's obviously the United Kingdoms of America!
Steenies t1_j5xol2f wrote
Clearly Australian
eattrash_befree t1_j5xs8w8 wrote
only correct answer
Vre-Malaka t1_j5xzn9d wrote
Could be New Zealand; the smaller, less racist Australia...
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z88cf wrote
They hate everyone equally
NerdDwarf t1_j5x57wy wrote
The United State of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
the-truthseeker t1_j5y9pzd wrote
I thought it was Canada, eh?
Ricoisnotmyuncle t1_j5ymbnb wrote
New England, of course!
rootbeerman77 t1_j5x0c3q wrote
Could be Singapore, they use both queue and $
cegr76 t1_j5x72as wrote
BJs in Singapore cost way more than $5.
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Complete_Fix2563 t1_j5xk83g wrote
That's how much it cost to get to the station
HelloJoeyJoeJoe t1_j5xp7fc wrote
$40 but it's gonna be Indonesian
Bunister t1_j5yd4ce wrote
Not from a taxi driver.
Born_Ad_4826 t1_j5x8mal wrote
TIL
jurriaanbos t1_j5xp9qt wrote
20 dollar = 20 dollar
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yik9x wrote
This.
Admirable_Main_4469 t1_j5zbc5n wrote
He wouldn't have got past the 1st taxi, BJs are a standard rate and taxed.
Dunge0nMast0r t1_j5x6sx3 wrote
when is this taking place?
YourDogGaveMeHIV t1_j5z0b4c wrote
The 1980s.
Dunge0nMast0r t1_j60plx6 wrote
why is this taking place?
Peaceandpeas999 t1_j60px7b wrote
Oh please, it’s way older than that.
duddun2000 t1_j60y1ff wrote
Why is Gomora?
morerobotsplease t1_j5wr78w wrote
A lot of places have a designated area where licensed taxis must wait in line to pick up passengers. If you want a taxi, you go to the area and go to the taxi at the front of the line.
PeteyMax t1_j5wzm8z wrote
I think it's the price tag he's objecting to, not the taxi stand!
yirzmstrebor t1_j5x0mf9 wrote
Pretty sure it's the fact that dollars are American currency, but "queue" isn't commonly used in American English. We don't believe in putting that many silent letters in a word.
Mindless-Strength422 t1_j5x8key wrote
We just pronounce it "kway-way"
lysalnan t1_j5xl86x wrote
Dollars aren’t just American lots of countries use dollars to name their currency.
other_usernames_gone t1_j5xx622 wrote
Wait, what do you use? You must have the concept of a queue right? It would explain a lot of you didn't but there's no way.
Edit: forgot about line
Fire-Tigeris t1_j5zn935 wrote
queue is the letter Q in long line with a bunch of silent letters.
Mag-NL t1_j5xptd8 wrote
Dollars are not American.currency only though it's used in many places. More importantly nobody said dollar in the joke, they used the symbol $. This symbol does not mean dollar exclusively (let alone US dollar) but is used for other currencies as well.
SapphicGarnet t1_j5y5lfm wrote
What do you say instead? Let's get in the Q?
mehalywally t1_j5ygkcv wrote
..."line"
ben9187 t1_j5ymxqv wrote
Maybe it was in canada? We use queue and $.
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z93e3 wrote
nah, if it was Canada then when the taxi driver cut the guy off he'd have yelled "Soory!" out the window
PmMeR34Katarina t1_j5ys2xv wrote
New Zealand
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Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z8ihg wrote
I don't know... some of us have discovered its merits
constantwa-onder t1_j600bwi wrote
I'm on mobile and haven't figured out how to get the holdover text to work for xkcd, but I'm curious what it is for this one.
FijianBandit t1_j5xpess wrote
Literally almost any major train station in the US ^^^
500dawg500 t1_j5yk3e0 wrote
All FOUR major US train stations.
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5z9awr wrote
I think its not the fact that these exist, but more what words are being used to describe them, that is being commented on.
morerobotsplease t1_j5zb0t2 wrote
Ah, I see. I didn't think exact location was important for the joke to be funny so my mind went another direction.
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j5zdyni wrote
nah, you're right, it isn't. I didn't really think about it either.
vandriver t1_j5xqlx7 wrote
It's taking place in ancient joke land.
kyeblue t1_j5wthcf wrote
taxi queue is common in NYC.
JainaRepellista t1_j5x046o wrote
I think the commenter meant that in America most people would call it a line rather than a queue.
MembersClubs t1_j62qyen wrote
As an American, I would call it a "taxi queue" or "taxi stand". I haven't heard "taxi line", that just sounds weird.
Born_Ad_4826 t1_j5x8p5l wrote
Yes but we say line
Neurojazz t1_j5xsncp wrote
In uk it’s called a rank
Puzzleheaded_Quiet70 t1_j5y5kxz wrote
Especially if it smells bad
Pleasant-Salad9668 t1_j5xtilg wrote
If it was in NYC he would know the going rate for a blowjob by the time he got through the queue.
takatori t1_j5x87fj wrote
Australia? New Zealand?
AmbivalentSamaritan t1_j5xg6h0 wrote
Toronto?
Mag-NL t1_j5xr76x wrote
I guess you think you're smart, but this question shows your ignorance. The symbol $ is used in many places. The symbol $ does not mean dollar. The symbol $ absolutely does not mean US dollar.
The word queu is an English word, not commonly used in the USA but used in countries that use $ as their currency symbol.
Most importantly, many countries that use $ as their currency symbol do not have English as their first language. This could well be translated.
RandomBrathahn t1_j5xw84p wrote
Obviously it is the taxi rank in front of the station
Ok-Poem8575 t1_j5ydh4z wrote
Not Hong Kong dollars?
CommonAgency3858 t1_j5yti56 wrote
Hong Kong.
Famous-Tension6534 t1_j5zltps wrote
Anywhere but USA that has a dollar currency. New Zealand, Australia, Namibia, Hong Kong, Singapore, or Trinidad and Tobago, to name just a few.
The language in all of these places (for the English speakers there) would be to 'queue for a hundred dollar cheque'. And the date on the cheque would be 9 March 2023 (9/03/23).
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