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tofu4187 t1_j5a9dh3 wrote

They have sone nerve to ask you that

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Inevitable_Price7841 t1_j59dkt2 wrote

Also, the sledge hammer caused more problems than you started with.

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princey00666 t1_j59gbgy wrote

But it's good for future business

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ktka t1_j5b1xse wrote

Hahaha! A real knee-slapper!

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KidKilobyte t1_j5br7us wrote

Because when I use a metal one I get sued.

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flyhull t1_j5i6a8x wrote

They are not behind on their bill yet anyway

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CatchCritical t1_j5c4ei3 wrote

Read this as rubber hamster and was completely baffled. Time to go to bed

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wigzell78 t1_j5azcle wrote

I say it as a joke, cos I love the reaction...

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NDodma01 t1_j5blngt wrote

Is that your relex answer?

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StoneSixty t1_j5ckvni wrote

Because I got too many complaints when I used it for rectal exams.

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Sludgenet t1_j5cyu6o wrote

Mine don't kick. My evaluation dr looked shocked. Tried second leg. Then looked puzzled. Then hit me harder 3 more times. Told him that was painful enough and he quit trying. Told him 3 hr car ride to get there fucks up my back. Guess I made a believer out of him, he told me I needed to get a desk job. ( I am retired)! Sitting is what fucks you up with bad back and hips.

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Soft-Attempt-6203 t1_j5d07oj wrote

That was bad and you should feel bad. Go to the corner.

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haribo_2016 t1_j5c98gt wrote

Rubber is the best way to avoid an STI/D

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yetshi t1_j5cdo6o wrote

I use the rubber hammer because they won't let me use the 4lb sledge anymore.

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Sad-Lie6604 t1_j5dx54m wrote

Dad, stop it posting your jokes here.

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IEatCatz4Fun t1_j5f5i98 wrote

Also a metal hammer would hurt more.

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National-Fig-414 t1_j5flz2u wrote

I kicked my dr at my first youth football physical

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BlaineBMA t1_j5cutxo wrote

The steel hammer causes too much damage?

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