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t1_j9slrwq wrote

Where’s the punchline?

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t1_j9y9ola wrote

Would you prefer if the joke ended with

"And the drunkard fainted!"

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t1_j9trhje wrote

Aww a few boos from the audience. Is it too long for you? Too much reading maybe? If you like, I can publish it on audiobook with my soothing voice for you.

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t1_j9u0mt2 wrote

Probably sound like a chain smoker swallowing rocks, riding a buckboard, drinking and puking... Just a mental image of the possible 'soothing voice'...

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t1_j9ua8z4 wrote

It's more like a commanding voice of steel that makes vaginas moisten and assholes pucker. The kind that could address an entire audience without a microphone. It's enough to make your momma spread eagle while you jack off in the closet using your tears to lube up.

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t1_j9ud1ym wrote

Sick comeback, now hear this... yo momma's so stupid she thought judo was what they used to make bagels! Yo momma's so dumb it took her 9 months to make a mistake.

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OP t1_j9uf4ml wrote

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OP t1_j9ughag wrote

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OP t1_j9ugmvh wrote

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t1_j9uk1j1 wrote

You need to do better than repeat what I just said. If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your momma's chin.

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