goddamnmike

goddamnmike t1_jary6ax wrote

No, they're not selling it over the counter to anyone who asks. So it's not legal yet. The argument I keep hearing about companies that try selling it, online or in a store, is for harm reduction. They say they want to eliminate street dealers selling toxic drugs by offering a safer alternative. I can only believe that if they sell it at a higher potency and reduced cost while generating just enough profit to stay active. Otherwise, they're just more of the same typical dealers, cutting their shit with pig dewormer to inflate their product and max out their profits.

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goddamnmike t1_j9ua8z4 wrote

It's more like a commanding voice of steel that makes vaginas moisten and assholes pucker. The kind that could address an entire audience without a microphone. It's enough to make your momma spread eagle while you jack off in the closet using your tears to lube up.

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goddamnmike t1_j9trhje wrote

Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]

Aww a few boos from the audience. Is it too long for you? Too much reading maybe? If you like, I can publish it on audiobook with my soothing voice for you.

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goddamnmike t1_itciqji wrote

Reply to Frozen by aboutBait

Bodies don't decay the same underwater as they do on the surface. They're surprisingly well preserved since maggots can't enter and mold can't grow. The eyes are usually the first to go since fish feed off them, but the rest of the skin remains mostly intact. Slimey, but intact.

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