goddamnmike
goddamnmike t1_j9vipi5 wrote
Reply to comment by Responsible_Cry_4247 in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Thank you. Some people are way too uptight.
goddamnmike t1_j9uybik wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Delete more comments while you're at it.
goddamnmike t1_j9uk1j1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
You need to do better than repeat what I just said. If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your momma's chin.
goddamnmike t1_j9ugq6b wrote
Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Pfft, K.
goddamnmike t1_j9ud1ym wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Sick comeback, now hear this... yo momma's so stupid she thought judo was what they used to make bagels! Yo momma's so dumb it took her 9 months to make a mistake.
goddamnmike t1_j9ua8z4 wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
It's more like a commanding voice of steel that makes vaginas moisten and assholes pucker. The kind that could address an entire audience without a microphone. It's enough to make your momma spread eagle while you jack off in the closet using your tears to lube up.
goddamnmike t1_j9tt3bt wrote
Reply to comment by pneighthan in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Are there too many words on the screen? Does all that reading make your head hurt?
goddamnmike t1_j9trhje wrote
Reply to comment by zymtez in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Aww a few boos from the audience. Is it too long for you? Too much reading maybe? If you like, I can publish it on audiobook with my soothing voice for you.
goddamnmike t1_j9jg0eh wrote
Incredible! Absolutely mind blowing!
goddamnmike t1_j8keove wrote
Reply to comment by z3njunki3 in How ChatGPT Could Revolutionize Job Automation [Opinion] by ryan_s007
"We'll take good care of <decedent>, sorry for you loss."
goddamnmike t1_j8h257m wrote
Reply to comment by Correct_Influence450 in How ChatGPT Could Revolutionize Job Automation [Opinion] by ryan_s007
Funeral service. So yeah, talking to grieving families all like *beep boop.
goddamnmike t1_j8e5xt0 wrote
Waiting for the day AI replaces execs, general managers, politicians, lawyers, cops...
goddamnmike t1_j5m9tp7 wrote
Now combine this with that jetpack with the jet hands and that bear-proof suit that guy invented. Put chainsaws on every limb, including the helmet.
goddamnmike t1_itciqji wrote
Bodies don't decay the same underwater as they do on the surface. They're surprisingly well preserved since maggots can't enter and mold can't grow. The eyes are usually the first to go since fish feed off them, but the rest of the skin remains mostly intact. Slimey, but intact.
goddamnmike t1_jary6ax wrote
Reply to Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
No, they're not selling it over the counter to anyone who asks. So it's not legal yet. The argument I keep hearing about companies that try selling it, online or in a store, is for harm reduction. They say they want to eliminate street dealers selling toxic drugs by offering a safer alternative. I can only believe that if they sell it at a higher potency and reduced cost while generating just enough profit to stay active. Otherwise, they're just more of the same typical dealers, cutting their shit with pig dewormer to inflate their product and max out their profits.