goddamnmike t1_j9trhje wrote
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Aww a few boos from the audience. Is it too long for you? Too much reading maybe? If you like, I can publish it on audiobook with my soothing voice for you.
zymtez t1_j9ufsxr wrote
Get heckled.
goddamnmike t1_j9ugq6b wrote
Pfft, K.
Responsible_Cry_4247 t1_j9v2pke wrote
I liked it. Dont worry.
goddamnmike t1_j9vipi5 wrote
Thank you. Some people are way too uptight.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9u0mt2 wrote
Probably sound like a chain smoker swallowing rocks, riding a buckboard, drinking and puking... Just a mental image of the possible 'soothing voice'...
goddamnmike t1_j9ua8z4 wrote
It's more like a commanding voice of steel that makes vaginas moisten and assholes pucker. The kind that could address an entire audience without a microphone. It's enough to make your momma spread eagle while you jack off in the closet using your tears to lube up.
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_j9ur7l2 wrote
You're not Brian Blessed!
securitydude1979 t1_j9ww14w wrote
Uncle Greg...?
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goddamnmike t1_j9ud1ym wrote
Sick comeback, now hear this... yo momma's so stupid she thought judo was what they used to make bagels! Yo momma's so dumb it took her 9 months to make a mistake.
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goddamnmike t1_j9uk1j1 wrote
You need to do better than repeat what I just said. If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your momma's chin.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9umca8 wrote
goddamnmike t1_j9uybik wrote
Delete more comments while you're at it.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9uylyb wrote
Naw! I'm just refusing to engage with you, little man! Go sing your opera somewhere else!
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