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Slitheytove1031 t1_j9vghpb wrote

Thank you. My father (the source of many of the best jokes) told me this one back in '97. I had just moved to San Diego and we had gone out for a pint. He has been gone five years now and this made me laugh and smile with a great memory. Thank you.

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CharaPresscott t1_j9uorzs wrote

Given the comments, and downvotes, you don't exactly have a good grasp of your maturity

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Cinderredditella t1_j9w5n3p wrote

No no, you don't get it, he's mature like family guy and happy tree friends.
Ah, man. I'd reminisce about the days I too was 14 and special, but I'm afraid I've repressed it along with all the teen angst and Linkin Park lyrics.

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pneighthan t1_j9to3bw wrote

Leprechaun says "I'll grant ye a magical wish." Story continues as above. Man says, crying, "I wish you'd stop!"

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goddamnmike t1_j9tt3bt wrote

Are there too many words on the screen? Does all that reading make your head hurt?

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Aarkiboop t1_j9wsifr wrote

"Brevity is the soul of wit", but seeing your post, makes you a nitwit.

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ZZZZSpecter t1_j9x3hpl wrote

"Brevity is the soul of wit". That's a great quote, I'll remember that. Where does it come from?

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zymtez t1_j9slrwq wrote

Where’s the punchline?

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BuffFox0208 t1_j9spuv0 wrote

I assume the punch line is that the little man is just a gay little person who convinced a drunk to have sex with him by acting as a leprechaun

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lalochezik t1_j9tcd3y wrote

In Africa, there's a country with every letter of the alphabet, except "k"

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juan-love t1_j9y9ola wrote

Would you prefer if the joke ended with

"And the drunkard fainted!"

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lbell1703 t1_j9ufjcr wrote

At the end... You dumb or something?

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goddamnmike t1_j9trhje wrote

Aww a few boos from the audience. Is it too long for you? Too much reading maybe? If you like, I can publish it on audiobook with my soothing voice for you.

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Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9u0mt2 wrote

Probably sound like a chain smoker swallowing rocks, riding a buckboard, drinking and puking... Just a mental image of the possible 'soothing voice'...

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goddamnmike t1_j9ua8z4 wrote

It's more like a commanding voice of steel that makes vaginas moisten and assholes pucker. The kind that could address an entire audience without a microphone. It's enough to make your momma spread eagle while you jack off in the closet using your tears to lube up.

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[deleted] OP t1_j9ubdgs wrote

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goddamnmike t1_j9ud1ym wrote

Sick comeback, now hear this... yo momma's so stupid she thought judo was what they used to make bagels! Yo momma's so dumb it took her 9 months to make a mistake.

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[deleted] OP t1_j9uf4ml wrote

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[deleted] OP t1_j9ughag wrote

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[deleted] OP t1_j9ugmvh wrote

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goddamnmike t1_j9uk1j1 wrote

You need to do better than repeat what I just said. If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your momma's chin.

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Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9umca8 wrote

https://tenor.com/Vcqg.gif

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RaiseOutside8472 t1_j9uuy0t wrote

some inconsistencies in the joke. if the drunk guy is irish he would know that

  1. a leprechaun would try to trick him to still not give him the pot of gold.
  2. a leprechaun would never offer his pot of gold for anything. or appear other than to offer to mend shoes.
  3. if you look a leprechaun straight in the eyes he has to give you whatever you want but will offer his pot of gold to safe his gold mine. so drunk could just look him in the eyes and demand the pot of gold.
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GetBigDieMirin t1_j9wykrq wrote

Why do you know so much about leprechauns

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RaiseOutside8472 t1_j9x81c7 wrote

play an online game with the Irish have to deep dive into their culture a lot . druids are actually the most interesting part of their culture for me. leprechauns are probably more something like mythology.

look at this wicked good warning to someone

Meileann muilte Dé go mall ach meileann siad go mín.(The mills of God grind slowly but they grind finely).

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kethh7 t1_j9w3okz wrote

Looking at the comments op is the leprchaun.

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Fun_Let_6140 t1_j9t90d6 wrote

I heard toke 20 years ago but it was a bum who was Santa Claus.

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Erik_Soop t1_j9w1ru8 wrote

After reading Leprechaun and drunk I guessed that the joke would be a drunk telling a story to his family about something he done to a leprechaun last night, and one kid explaining it was him/her. Glad I was wrong, the way the story unfolded.

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Edit:spelling

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CookieMan9797 t1_j9x8cxl wrote

“I ain’t reading all that.” -Random People when they see more than one sentence

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