Submitted by trimdaddyflex t3_114rdx8 in Jokes
A subwoofer
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Snoo-97916 t1_j8xb1jv wrote
A dead 1
Snoo-97916 t1_j8xb3xd wrote
Damm 😂 this comment appeared as I pressed enter
BeenThere11 t1_j8xc3dw wrote
Under dog
SpeedBartPL t1_j8xcmzc wrote
A subcanine
Tok3n- t1_j8xcnkx wrote
A dirty water dog.
mizinamo t1_j8xcxn1 wrote
groan
ThunderousIrishMusic t1_j8xdvu8 wrote
A hotdog?
kiti-tras t1_j8xigep wrote
Dogecoin
TheDireWolf00 t1_j8xm1if wrote
The spine dogfish.
Gloomy-Palpitation-7 t1_j8xmk6o wrote
A puppy in a sack alongside a bunch of rocks?
lbell1703 t1_j8xmpsu wrote
That's where my mind went too.
gettingjiggywith t1_j8xsjvh wrote
But it will float. They aaaaall float....
talkingwolf695 t1_j8xsqe1 wrote
A seal. Yes I know I’m fun at parties
Buddy2269 t1_j8xtlk4 wrote
Not filled up with bricks they don't.
No_Recognition4114 t1_j8xuli0 wrote
Unlike its brother that didnt have legs, and named 'Bob'
bopidybopidybopidy t1_j8xzlp0 wrote
A diverman
mnbvcdo t1_j8y0uhq wrote
seals are called sea dog in German
MangoMan0303 t1_j8y2bt6 wrote
A dead dog
rascible t1_j8y76ri wrote
When criminals in the world appear To break the laws that they should fear And frighten all who see and hear The cry goes up both far and near
AricBergren t1_j8y8br3 wrote
A hotdog
Anxious_Leadership25 t1_j8yahjj wrote
Hotdog
fgyrghij t1_j8yc1p8 wrote
Scooba-Doo
th3nan0byt3 t1_j8ydugy wrote
A kelp-y
Ewetootwo t1_j8yn1ux wrote
A cocker snorkel.
Excellent-Big-1581 t1_j8ynim2 wrote
Rock hound
ElJefe54 t1_j8ywq5a wrote
Oooh, that’s awful.
M4roonSheep t1_j8yxdtw wrote
A dead one
FuzzyMatterhorN t1_j8yz95y wrote
None I've tried so far.
Reasonable_Cover_804 t1_j8yzffz wrote
THERE’S NO NEED TO FEAR, UNDER DOG IS HERE!
rascible t1_j8z0iei wrote
When in this world the headlines read Of those whose hearts are filled with greed To right this wrong with blinding speed call UNDERDOG!!
Reasonable_Cover_804 t1_j8z962h wrote
Speed of lighting, roar of thunder
rascible t1_j8z9r2t wrote
Fighting all who rob and plunder
Yrag1244 t1_j8zd8o2 wrote
Hot dog
Reasonable_Cover_804 t1_j8zgnaw wrote
UNDER DOG, UNDER DOG, UNDER DOG!
Western-Image7125 t1_j8zm9lr wrote
MathematicianWitty99 t1_j8zq2p1 wrote
Whichever kind you can hold underwater for long time?
1206farmer1979 t1_j8zxqsf wrote
What do you call a do with no legs..........whatever you want, he's not coming!
Affectionate_Pain846 t1_j8zxrgz wrote
An old salty dog.
slutstevanie t1_j8zyce3 wrote
Dogfish
Agnosticfrontbum t1_j906xiy wrote
Kelpie?
CHUSO4 t1_j90901p wrote
Updog
Full_Umpire_3724 t1_j90c1d6 wrote
Surely has to be a down dog?
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Snoopcoop225 t1_j90jcqp wrote
Any dog really, it’s coming back up that some might struggle with.
4redditobly t1_j90pqzd wrote
This made me smile. I am stealing this one!
dave1dmarx t1_j90qldv wrote
A dead one.
DeandaGe t1_j90tw8t wrote
A dead dog
Fair-Button-1883 t1_j90v735 wrote
Should have taken that high😤
ahmedhalmalik97 t1_j90vlqk wrote
Reservoir dogs
Bugtotes t1_j90zrwi wrote
That’s exactly why brothas dont date midgets.
They don’t get down like that.
hyperion-68 t1_j910g4c wrote
A dead dog....
BaldrickB t1_j910qbm wrote
A dead one.
Organikk_Polymerr t1_j914028 wrote
I tought shark, becouse in Croatia we translate sharks as ''Ocean dogs'' so it's a common joke in my homeland
Blue112488 t1_j915x1p wrote
Dead dog
008batman t1_j919t9d wrote
A dead one
masterofn0n3 t1_j919tr7 wrote
A dead one.
Different-Tie-1085 t1_j91d0f8 wrote
A_Beautiful_Brain t1_j91dmv2 wrote
A snorkeldoodle
Consistent_Catch1532 t1_j91ekxg wrote
Dogfish
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_j91ew1f wrote
Any dog can stay underwater for the rest of their life
Soft_Truth_1325 t1_j91ihpo wrote
I guess the sign that my mind is broken is that it went "a drowned one"
lbell1703 t1_j91jdvc wrote
That's how my dog died. Floats not sinks.
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keenky86 t1_j91pp38 wrote
a dead one.
quillandparchment7 t1_j91q63o wrote
Hotdog (Hotdog water)
BIGtimeLover10 t1_j91uany wrote
A dog with cinder blocks tied around it’s ankles?
Wise_Ad2289 t1_j91uybj wrote
I was gonna say a drowned one lol
oldmanonsilvercreek t1_j91wmye wrote
A dead one
baawri_kathputli t1_j921en5 wrote
It can stay, but it will lose its "woof".
beautiful__demise t1_j9242hw wrote
The police knocked at my door, saying that my dog was chasing a kid on his bike. I slammed the door on them.
My dog doesn’t even have a bike.
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j9313vg wrote
Hotdogs and Dogfish stay underwater for a long time. Later folks !
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j931gf2 wrote
There's no need to fear Underdog is here.
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j932fh0 wrote
Wow there are a lot of comments about dead dogs and I thought I was being creative when I suggested hotdogs but there's a lot of comments about hotdogs on here. We'll great minds think alike and the rest of you did ok too. Later folks !
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j934n0c wrote
Maybe your dog stole some other kids bike and chased that kid down the street. There's nothing like the feeling of fear you'd feel while you're being chased down the street by a vicious dog baring it's teeth and barking and snarling as it chases you. What could be worse than that except a vicious man eating shark named Jaws. Scary folks very scary !
Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j93564j wrote
Scarier when being chased by a vicious dog or shark chasing you on a bike. Very very scary folks ?
fucksgiven_zero t1_j9cwppl wrote
I came here to check for this comment, you beat me to it.
Buddy2269 t1_j8xaruo wrote
A dead one.