Submitted by KermitThrush t3_10iptlt in Maine
_Face t1_j5fsbsa wrote
What an asshole. I should be allowed to punch idiots who say stupid shit in the face.
truththeavengerfish t1_j5g3rv7 wrote
Every. Day.
MrsMurphysChowder t1_j5gjvjf wrote
In the throat.
badhmorrigan t1_j5gtopn wrote
More like in the dick.
MrsMurphysChowder t1_j5gvwkk wrote
See my comment later in the thread, I had worse plans for that, lol.
Successful_Border321 t1_j5gyycx wrote
Why bother, its clearly already useless.
badhmorrigan t1_j5jmv49 wrote
It would make me feel better.
scolbath t1_j5gotiu wrote
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BhagwanBill t1_j5grn6h wrote
Hard to hit such a small target
IamSauerKraut t1_j5h0ev9 wrote
A: a maul
Q: _________________________________
clhomme t1_j5h7xpz wrote
A: A rusty dull knife.
Choof-Monster-2017 t1_j5h9o6v wrote
Hearing people say shit like this makes me wonder if we should bring back the practice of legal dueling, minus the lethal weapons. It might cut down on violent political rhetoric if politicians who used it were promptly challenged to a fight by their strongest opponent.
kkillbite t1_j5hv7tc wrote
...will you be our Dark Knight? 🙏
Professional-Fix6119 t1_j5hfbz4 wrote
If I'm nearby I will not see anything. In fact you were telling me a funny knock knock joke.
OriginalGordol t1_j5hquf9 wrote
As in knock-knocking a joker's face.
OriginalGordol t1_j5hqoyc wrote
After all, if health care is allowed, then you should be allowed to punch stupid shit saying idiots in the face.
ShovelPaladin77 t1_j5h6ine wrote
Do you have superior strength?
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