Sad State of The Block

Submitted by Cute_Log4378 t3_zq6o93 in baltimore

I have Jury Duty this Thursday and in the past I’ll hit up The Block for a couple beers and boobs during the two hour lunch break. It’s been probably 5ish years tho... What are the better gentlemen clubs during the day? Last time was 2 for Tuesday…any Thursday specials would be a bonus.

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XxCloudSephiroth69xX t1_j0wwr0y wrote

I don't think the Tuesday afternoon crowd on The Block has ever been anything other than a sad state.

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Nicktendo t1_j0wyg39 wrote

I feel like I barely have time to eat, what am I doing wrong? Lol

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angryears923 t1_j0x0grb wrote

You get a two hour lunch break for jury duty???

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megalomike t1_j0x1qs0 wrote

What the fuck am i reading here

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zta1979 t1_j0x3w35 wrote

This is so weird.

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stelkurtainTM t1_j0x5jyg wrote

>I have Jury Duty this Thursday and in the past I’ll hit up The Block for a couple beers and boobs during the two hour lunch break.

And you're wondering why the crowd is "sad"? My man it is you.

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123forSale t1_j0x8m8b wrote

Wow. My guy is only thinking bout that civic booty.

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Bravesfan043 t1_j0x9i2e wrote

“Juror number 9 why are you covered in glitter?”

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FTR_Hair t1_j0xcde7 wrote

Like the old lady at the Jewel Box once said, “you gotta pay if you wanna get laid”.

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ct1m t1_j0xinl0 wrote

This guy is playing chess, while we're all playing checkers. Found a way to make jury duty somewhat bearable

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DemonDeke t1_j0xlzc1 wrote

How were you able to go five years between jury duty appearances? I feel like I am there every 366 days (and am scheduled to be back in two weeks).

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Ngata_da_Vida t1_j0xo206 wrote

I’ve been on Reddit for 4 years and this is by far the best post I have ever seen

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SepulchralMind t1_j0xqup2 wrote

When I tell people I'm from MD I'm going to point them to this thread.

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MaximumAbsorbency t1_j0ybqw0 wrote

My guy going to a baltimore strip club at noon on a Thursday. Wow.

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tmckearney t1_j0ytasq wrote

I feel like I need to take a shower after reading this

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YoYoMoMa t1_j0z00az wrote

Replying to ct1m (#978,514)

I love Jury Duty, but that probably has to do with the fact that I get paid. I get to sit around and play video games or read or people watch. Get to grab a drink or three at lunch and get cut loose at 3 or 4? Sign me the fuck up.

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Absurdityindex t1_j0z4rg1 wrote

Hustler is the best club there I recall but I haven't perused the block in many years. I remember going to Diamond club and it was $7 for a shitty beer and the dancers clearly did not want to be there. Made me feel bad for even stepping in. It was the after-church crowd on a Sunday, just me and another guy.

Had a great time at Hustler the two times I went but was at night. The block does seem a bit more lively these days when I drove through recently, seems to even be a few more clubs open for business. Wish I could help more. Best of luck!

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Cute_Log4378 OP t1_j0z9jj3 wrote

Replying to DemonDeke (#978,718)

I was scheduled just after Covid locked us down and then Juneteenth became a federal holiday the last time I was summoned. Probably more like 4 years. They got me this time tho and I was see some boobies. Great thread everyone, but I seriously want recommendations.

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Plus-Road7139 t1_j0zalga wrote

Has to be some kind of broken rule/law here. This is the kind of reddit posts I want to see.

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tommykaye t1_j0zhxw4 wrote

And here I am, sitting in my car with Burger King like a dumbass.

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StinkRod t1_j0zwc84 wrote

I dare you to ask for your jury duty money in singles.

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TheAlGler t1_j0zzx76 wrote

A little exploitation with your justice, nice.

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clebo99 t1_j1061lf wrote

There is one place to go....the one next to the Hustler Club where you walk downstairs. They have half descent girls in the afternoon.

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