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Hmmm scp 096 is that you if yes help god heeeeelllp ☠️

Hello. Thank you for this. I have paranoia and it's hard to explain to friends. This is what it feels like. I sleep with the lights slightly turned on.

When you try to sleep while facing a wall

Go back to YouTube Kids

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Jerma?

You need a cat! They don’t put up with spooky shit!

Demon pops up just to see you watching the most vile porn imaginable

You watching cat videos?

the ghost is telling you to put down the phone and go to sleep

And whenever you hear any suspicious weird sounds in the night you always definitely know its source :D

Wow, this just reminded me of my weird nightmares when I was a kid. I was so scared to sleep while facing the wall because whenever I did that there was this huge scary looking owl head in my dreams, that kept screaming and insulting me with its deep voice. Still have no idea why did that happen or where it came from. At some point it just disappeared and I never saw it again.

What does “OC” mean in this context?

Sounds like a sleep paralysis demon.

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I dont get it... is there sound or something that I am missing?

I have an irrational fear of barn owls so I can’t imagine how scary that was.

“Yo, bro.. good shit. Mind if I stroke with you”

My issue with this is you get so used to cats that your defenses are down so the next time you feel a weight in your bed behind you and you look to see your cat at your window, what do you do?

Fucking demons man. Can't live with em, can't live without em.

Thats why you never get one cat. Have a bunch of them. That way youre more likely to not see all of them in your vision and can safely assume its just another cat on the bed.

Look at the darkness

Hehe, this is good

Yeah and the demon will just leave after feeling ignored, works for me everytime

I assume it's my other cat.

This is really effective!! Good work!!!

My boyfriend heard someone walking downstairs at 5 am when he was sleeping over, I told him it was just the dog, not to bother me. The dog was actually in the yard most of the night LOL oopsie

Maybe they can help

I sleep facing the wall precisely bcs of this. If I see it, it's not like I can do anything, so better to be blissfully unaware and pretend you don't see/hear/sense anything

Mind if I stroke FOR you

“Oh you’re afraid of the dark haha” no, I’m not afraid of the dark, I just have the hairs on the back of my neck standing up on constant alert to any noises. With a slight light on I can see any difference.

Ah, the old Dutch Rudder. A man of culture.

Nah this is exactly how I feel, bruh.

Is this PewDiePie

Ghosty is just tryin to tell him that his screen is too bright and he'll never fall asleep that way.

Thanks for the tip I've considered pets before :)

Yeah, I am too much of a coward to look, what is happening there ?

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I thought this was Joel Haver

Awwww...buddy just wants to see what you're watching!

Until you hear the noises from the kitchen, look up...

And you see the cat sitting on the window sill.

Nope, because kitty starts freaking out first, guaranteed. Half the time I follow kitty’s lead when we hear a funny noise or see a funny shadow. She’s the paranoid one, not me.

Make a horror movie mann

I'm hoping 2023 will be the year I make my short horror film.

Fkn awesome…watched this 4 times waiting for something to happen

Aw man make a full blown one

No budget unfortunately.

"Hey man what you watching?"

Wait, what happened after that? Lol

Except when you pull yourself out of sleep paralysis (after feeling your cat jump on the bed and climb on your chest) and your cat is downstairs 😨

Hey you got games on your phone?

Apparently, a giant owl is a common enough nightmare that there's a greater demon that's pretty much exactly that (Stolas)

I do too. This why I have my bed backed up against the wall.

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I cant sleep facing a wall. I need to sleep facing the door or the way out of a room. I wonder why i need to do that…

This.

At an early age probably third grade I would fall asleep facing the wall because if whatever it was would make it to my room I’m dead anyways and I don’t want to see it.

This fear went away and I developed a fear of the darkness outside windows at my moms in the country. Would literally run past windows. Now I keep all my blinds down pretty much all the time. As a 33 year old

Sauce?

You win.

treat it like a cat

As long as you don't mind randomly getting punched in the face while you're sleeping

Oh hellll nahhhhhhh

This was me trying to sleep after recently watching Skinamarink

This was me trying

To sleep after recently

Watching Skinamarink

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The military made me extremely paranoid about intruders. If I'm in a room, I HAVE to face the closest entrance, or at least have it in my eyeline.

dO yOu hAvE gAmEs On yOuR pHoNe?

Some years ago one Memorial Day weekend I was in bed not long after midnight and heard what I thought was my two cats bouncing around making noise downstairs. When I heard a loud sound like "fwhoomp" I realized that it wasn't the cats, so I got up and when I stepped into the hallway (my bedroom is at the back of the house), I could see a bright, flickering orange light from the front windows.

I ran downstairs and looked out the first floor front windows to see that the house across the street was on fire.

Long story short, everyone in the house got out safely, the house had to be torn down mainly due to water damage from the firefighters putting out the fire, and the verdict was that the fire started in the front porch furniture, possibly from a passerby throwing a firework, more likely a lit cigarette accidentally dropped or left by one of the residents, and the "fwhoomp" I heard was the smaller fire reaching and igniting the gas meter in front of the porch.

It took me a while after that to be able to assume a noise in the night was just the cats.

This is incredible. Reminds me of some shots from Hereditary where it takes your eyes a second to adjust to the dark and then you notice things. Very well done

Ghosts/Aliens = Demons

Call on the name of Jesus Christ to help you.

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Or you squeeze it so tight and give it kisses it runs away from you, annoyed

Or scratched

Why do I always see these just before bedtime?

“What are you doing, step-demon?”

Hope Mr. long mouth likes porn.

Mom said it’s my turn on the Xbo- OOP

This is why you put the litterbox in your room too.

Me and my cats have the dankest silent but deadlies, being a ghost here means having to put up with awful smells all the time. You'd have better luck haunting a sewage dump.

the cosmic owl but evil

Build an army.

Nothing, I just ignore the sounds and co-habit with ghosts

Just at night though, right? You still let sunlight in?

GIPHY

A few windows will get opened up but I don’t like people seeing into my house where I’m just sitting on the couch it feels odd

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Lol so scritch it's chubby lil cheeks

Must have smelled his breath

yissssssss

What my sleep paralysis looks like

For all we know this actually happens to everyone every night.

That is eerily similar to a recurring nightmare I kept having growing up. It would have been fine if the details of my house weren't so exact

they are nocturnal as hell tho, and will wake u up in the middle of the night.

but honestly WAY better than having a demon look over ur shoulder

u/savevideobot

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Satan. Satan made this.