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zgrizz t1_iu42026 wrote

There is no God but Internal Combustion, and 3.7L is his name.

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anal_a_fistula t1_iu4299m wrote

Its a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

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Dorrono t1_iu42lws wrote

Either Warhammer 40k Mechanicus or Mad Max Warboys

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30tpirks t1_iu43114 wrote

sacrificial trail mix ceremony.

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DrDonTango t1_iu43v69 wrote

Plot-Twist: They just ran over a cyclist

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ghostofdemonratspast t1_iu46gjo wrote

Do constuction or work on a car and dudes will just come down to talk and hang out and try to help.

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moneyscan t1_iu46gja wrote

catalytic converter is in the middle lads.

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Jeff6t9 t1_iu47yd4 wrote

That's the only thing that helps Dodge products.

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Light_Beard t1_iu47z2u wrote

"It seems maaaaaad!"

"I KNOW! I KNOW! THROW MORE MONEY AT IT!"

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Scorporal93 t1_iu48bys wrote

V8 pray to him! Shiny and chrome.

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Kaiaualad t1_iu48f7r wrote

Mecca is the dealership 6 blocks away. 72 new models await in the afterlife.....

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Old-Enthusiasm-8718 t1_iu48stb wrote

Not surprising, we've already achieved Warhammer level of dystopia in many aspects.

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ninjoid t1_iu49zay wrote

This triggers me because the engine on my jeep just died at only 58,000 miles. Had to sell it at only 40% of its value. Sad times.

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coyote-1 t1_iu4aqm4 wrote

A jeep dude cut me off this morning.

when I returned the favor at the next intersection, he got irate and plastered himself on my tail. So I drove exactly the speed limit; you shoulda seen the schmuck shrieking at me and honking his horn the whole way.

and just last year, a jeep dude caused an accident that wrecked my car and a couple other cars. I see jeep dudes routinely driving recklessly.

I'm not a fan of jeep dudes. Hope they spent a loooong time praying that day.

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balrus-balrogwalrus t1_iu4cegh wrote

no they are eating parasites attached to its belly. it's a symbiotic relationship

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The_DevilAdvocate t1_iu4gtt9 wrote

>The soul of the Machine God surrounds thee.
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>The power of the Machine God invests thee.
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>The hate of the Machine God drives thee.
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>The Machine God endows thee with life.
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>Live!

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colnelburton t1_iu4iihm wrote

Venerate the machine spirits, lest they become displeased.

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oldgreen52 t1_iu4j157 wrote

They should have never stopped putting 4.0 in those

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axe1970 t1_iu4jexz wrote

"Hail the Omnissiah! He is the God in the Machine, the Source of All Knowledge."

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Kriegschwein t1_iu4l3ki wrote

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine"

Jeep boys mantra

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red5711 t1_iu4ld03 wrote

Just a quick plea to the Machine Spirit.

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DaftVader t1_iu4le4c wrote

As I Jeep owner I can confirm this is a necessary daily ritual.

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erikwarm t1_iu4quu4 wrote

You wouldn’t understand, its a Jeep thing

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series_hybrid t1_iu50d43 wrote

I watched the Andrew Camarata channel for a few months. Very engaging (youtube)

He documents doing a lot of off-roading, and having bought a lot of used cars he fixed and then beat on for fun.

The Jeep was good for snowplowing because it was more powerful, but the Mitsubishi was more reliable offroad, partially because (according to him) the steering bits sit up higher and out f the way from damage.

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DirtyProjector t1_iu52vrg wrote

Why is this funny?? It’s 3 dudes looking at an undercarriage

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xsvspd81 t1_iu53zk5 wrote

Well it is a Chrysler. They probably say a little prayer each time they get in and try to start it.

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sp33dzer0 t1_iu59bxx wrote

Replying to axe1970 (#285,429)

Toll the Great Bell Once!

Pull the Lever forward to engage the

Piston and Pump...

Toll the Great Bell Twice!

With push of Button fire the Engine

And spark Turbine into life...

Toll the Great Bell Thrice!

Sing Praise to the

God of All Machines

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gregimusprime77 t1_iu5gt2w wrote

2 things.

1.Just Empty Every Pocket.

  1. The best part of owning a jeep is all the other cars you get to drive while yours is in the shop.

^ Have owned jeeps, can confirm.

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closetcowboy t1_iu5o9du wrote

Do you remember when social distancing was a thing and everyone stayed a few feet apart. That seems so long ago.

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Forrest024 t1_iu5q8jz wrote

This is just the ritual to commune with the machine spirit.

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Fleabagx35 t1_iu5x9nu wrote

The Engine God has gifted is with oil! Catch it, quick!

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Jus10_90 t1_iu5ysl4 wrote

Replying to St84t8 (#292,966)

I had an 04 GC that had 130000ish and the engine blew. Currently (kinda) have an 05 GC 4x4 with an idling issue among others...yea...I'm currently getting ready to junk it.

Edited: 130000ish not 13000

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Decublala t1_iu60z7y wrote

Is that sound coming from under the engine? Let's see.

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mkraven t1_iu613kg wrote

All hail the omnissiah. May the machine spirit be appeased.

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One-Plane7101 t1_iu617wv wrote

By the looks of it, someone just went “off-roading” with a keep

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JTown_lol t1_iu63o74 wrote

Are they trying to make the Jeep come?

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georg3200 t1_iu67pqm wrote

All hail lord jeep all hail master of rough terrain an nasty weather where no worthy where not worthy to sit in your driver's seat 🙌🙌

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capo4ever88 t1_iu68m5s wrote

And to the jeep brake holy ghost Anton Yelchin

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dirtydeez2 t1_iu6gyq0 wrote

They are looking for the warranty

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Vorpak t1_iu6hjhn wrote

If i know anything about that job it's fickle, uncaring and is going to cost a significant amount of someones pay check.

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foggyjim t1_iu6hm7a wrote

I suspect they're looking for the tow hooks so they can move it.

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Ok-Consideration1883 t1_iu6huf8 wrote

Should have formed a protective human chain around them so they can worship undisturbed

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apolo79 t1_iu6iou6 wrote

Jeepers creepers

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Sum3-yo t1_iu6nwp8 wrote

Ass up, head down.

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HodgePodge04 t1_iu6og0l wrote

Replying to Jus10_90 (#295,446)

On that 05 with that idle issue check out the EGR valve, throttle position sensor, and crank sensor. I got an 05 with close to 300,000 miles on it and still going strong.

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Alert_Salt7048 t1_iu6vxh3 wrote

I’ve had to pray to the Jeep god several times.

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giskardwasright t1_iu73qzt wrote

Replying to Jd20001 (#294,184)

We had a early 90s with a straight 6 that made it over 400k and only died because we forgot to check the antifreeze mix before it sat for a winter and the block cracked. Then we had a mid 00s that had consrant electrical gremilns. Hated that second jeep. I'd say a little prayer each time I turned the key

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NicksHats t1_iu76gtt wrote

Just replace that seized right-front caliper already... or is burnt on brake dust a trend amongst jeep owners?

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rtmn01 t1_iu7armp wrote

Going to need more than a prayer to keep a Jeep running

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WolfKingofRuss t1_iu7fyzv wrote

They don't look like they're apart of the tech priests of Mars.

Maybe they're some lowly menials or something?

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BJoe1976 t1_iu7jjcg wrote

Just wait for the blood sacrifice to happen.

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L3AFYB0I t1_iu8bdmf wrote

This was the moment they found the weakness of their flesh, they pledged their allegiance to the Omnissiah and in return they were granted a new form. From the strangled remains of their skin erupts magnificent glass and steel. Their bones turned to nothing more than a capsule for their improved bodily systems. Bone shatters, skin peels and flesh rots, but the cool embrace of steel never dies.

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Good job chaps

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JeshushHC t1_iu8szqv wrote

It’s the ole Cheech and Chong “Is that dog shit?”

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