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Helpful-nothelpful t1_jdrxkrk wrote

Midlife crises with a family.

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QuantityExpert4349 OP t1_jdryq4y wrote

“Gerald we need a family vehicle not a CORVETTE!!” Gerald: “Oh honey, I have a solution.”

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Olorin_in_the_West t1_jdtv4ns wrote

Enter the fourvette

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durgadas t1_jdtweio wrote

Not sure why this isn't the top comment. It's literally the perfect comment. Have some gold.

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Any_Boat4776 t1_jdtpedi wrote

I read this as "Geralt" and immediately a scene of Geralt and Dandelion from the Witcher, arguing about a vehicle for the family, popped into my head. I'm not upset about it by any means

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SoulLeakage t1_jdsawui wrote

It’s a miiiiiiiidliiiiiifeeeeee criiiisissss

YOU’RE PEFRCT YES ITS TRUE!

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DevDoesIt t1_jdruj8d wrote

A 4-doorvette if you will

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TwoWiseForYou t1_jdrytx9 wrote

A fourvette.

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mechwarrior719 t1_jdstdqz wrote

A Morevette.

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Metahec t1_jdtadsg wrote

A More-door-vette?
A Hodorvette?
One does not simply walk into Mordor... they drive in on a Mordorvette!

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SmokeAbeer t1_jdth2hu wrote

I’d pay 2k in money to live there. My apartment only has one door.

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TransparentMastering t1_jdtnec6 wrote

One thing I love/hate about Reddit is that someone has almost always already used my pun in the comments haha

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wongo t1_jdrx8zc wrote

They knew they could but they never stopped to ask if they should

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joelluber t1_jdtry4t wrote

I parked next to an actual four-door Mustang today, and it was definitely a "shouldn't"!

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dudeoftrek t1_jds7t8z wrote

Thanks. I hate it.

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jfeo1988 t1_jdsa9xs wrote

Several years ago I had a dream that still sticks out to me. In the dream a car drove up. It was a mix between a corvette and some sort of cargo hauler. In my dream i knew it was called a cargovette.

It had t-tops. A monkey was driving it and in the back seat was Phyllis Diller smoking a cigarette.

That was the ugliest damn car I’ve ever seen until I saw this one

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StampedeJonesPS4 t1_jdt0my3 wrote

Give it 5-10 years. They are currently working on a corvette sub-brand.

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joelluber t1_jdts8ju wrote

Today I parked next to a four-door Mustang. Looked just like a Kia EV6. 🤦

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throwaway112121-2020 t1_jdt9pgf wrote

This beauty? https://www.autoevolution.com/news/a-corvette-sport-wagon-is-up-for-grabs-but-you-d-better-hurry-203409.html

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diuturnal t1_jdtyngm wrote

Shooting brakes are great and everyone who says anything other than that is lying to you and themselves.

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TrustedChimp495 t1_jdrxdid wrote

More like mildly infuriating ruined a good car

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JohannReddit t1_jds1zfi wrote

Ugg, definitely. I've loved that car my whole life and this feels like an atrocity.

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MakesMyHeadHurt t1_jds945e wrote

I'm not even against the idea, just the execution. What's with the bumps where the two halves join?

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Mokne t1_jdsbz9v wrote

I bet it drives as terribly as it looks

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PoorMansTonyStark t1_jdv751i wrote

Probably bad at turning. Tho you can likely help that by drifting the corners.

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web_explorer t1_jdrzhie wrote

I like how the guys in the other car are laughing too

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clemep8 t1_jds5m4l wrote

Corvette limo

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RunninOnMT t1_jdsbf1t wrote

I saw one of these as a kid once. My game was “count X type of car on the way home from school” which was probably annoying as shit, but I was six years old.

One day I was like “I saw sooooo many limos today and one of them was even a corvette limo!!!”

Nobody believed me. It was a C3 limo though for sure. 34 years later it still haunts me.

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Majik_Sheff t1_jdsceud wrote

This is what AI thinks a Corvette looks like.

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moms-sphaghetti t1_jdsdb04 wrote

I’ve seen that car in TV. I can’t remember what shit it was, but it was one of those shoes like Pawn Stars, or Counting Cars. It looks in better shape than it did in the show.

Also, corvette is supposed to be releasing a 4 door car and an SUV in 2025.

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Taz10042069 t1_jdsl6a6 wrote

It was on Counting Cars. I watched the episode last year IIRC. They took a gamble on it and it sold for like $60K or something like that. It looks a LOT like the one that was on the show here.

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[deleted] t1_jdsbtdu wrote

That’s just wrong… at least they did it to the ugliest model.

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k20350 t1_jdsc4lj wrote

If you're gonna fuck up a Corvette they chose the right one. Man that was a trash year

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Fanatic_Foxx7422 t1_jdtgoue wrote

That’s a custom 1975 S9 Corvette I’m pretty sure.

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Latter_Ostrich_8901 t1_jds82l5 wrote

Imagine having the coin to spend on this car and spending it on this car.

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Majik_Sheff t1_jdsc379 wrote

I want to believe that someone bought a 'vette that had the front end totaled and one that had the rear end totaled and used the surviving remains to execute this fever dream.

What a waste of two beautiful cars.

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6amhotdog t1_jdse6sm wrote

Nicki Minaj was on to something.

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Sir-Nicholas t1_jdsg6xx wrote

Another mildly interesting that it’s only black/white cars

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babyrialds t1_jdsghzy wrote

I don't know how I feel about this one

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TheLegendOf1900 t1_jdsghzo wrote

Remember when cars used to be colorful? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Ormonddude t1_jdsirra wrote

They did it pretty good, it could look a lot worse - Most likely a niche limo companies

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hsrd t1_jdsj6e7 wrote

Looks like something from a Cannonball Run movie

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Mississimia t1_jdsjj8m wrote

As a non-car person, I would get this car just to annoy car people.

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DanteWolfe0125 t1_jdsjkyn wrote

Reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker. It's somehow both attractive and ugly at the same time.

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arandomcanadian91 t1_jdsjxwx wrote

There's only like 6 of these left in working condition they're all from 1979 I think it was.

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scifi_jon t1_jdsn40p wrote

Oddly enough it's not ugly. Weird sure but not ugly

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Treacherous_Wendy t1_jdsodxr wrote

I’ve seen a corvette limo in Indiana. I have pictures somewhere.

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Laure95 t1_jdsp2gn wrote

The 4doorvette!

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chuckpaint t1_jdsquxa wrote

Now that’s a r/shittycarmod if I ever saw one.

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IRMacGuyver t1_jdsuu2s wrote

I remember when 4 door Ferraris couldn't hurt me cause they weren't real.

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PhysicalConnection80 t1_jdsuy18 wrote

So you cut apart a perfectly good sports car and think that's cool? Probably the same guy that asks a jeweler to ruin his Rolex and put after market diamonds on it.

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ro4q t1_jdsxdq1 wrote

I mean it's the worst car I've seen, it is a corvette after all. I wouldn't do the procedure myself but It would be cool to own

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Double_Distribution8 t1_jdt2sdp wrote

Reminds me of that DeLorean that someone modified so it had "normal" car doors instead of those funky "gullwing" doors. It's a shame too, 'cuz there aren't many DeLoreans left, and I think messing with the doors like that kind of ruins it a little.

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IAmTheClayman t1_jdt496m wrote

Jesus H Christ that’s an ugly job

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NonAggressive-Ask t1_jdt4wan wrote

A stretch vette that when it gets hit or takes a speed bump too hard it breaks squarely in half

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Dyssma t1_jdt57lc wrote

Top gear is in town?

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pjimmy01 t1_jdt5sch wrote

Makes you feel like there's something wrong with your eyes🥸

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Robloxex t1_jdt9pzu wrote

is this a real corvette turned into a 4 door

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TheTrueDeraj t1_jdta7p0 wrote

It's ugly as sin.

And I would drive one if I could afford it, because I'm a monster.

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tuskvarner t1_jdtam6n wrote

I saw a corvette limousine in Anaheim once and wish I had taken a picture of it.

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justcallmetexxx t1_jdtewfa wrote

the guy in the Escape next to them is laughing

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tommys206 t1_jdtfobm wrote

Imagine the vintage cocaine that must be hidden inside it!

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flannalypearce t1_jdtgvnm wrote

But why did I think this would be ‘all the cars are white grey or black at this intersection’

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Damonatar t1_jdthll3 wrote

Idk guys, I kinda fw it

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Lets_Bust_Together t1_jdtiz6j wrote

Bumper sticker that says “It’s good enough for the chicks I fuck” included.

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Zing_Nova t1_jdtju0i wrote

Has anyone else realized the pattern of monotone colored cars?

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GooseNYC t1_jdtm5sr wrote

Thay's almost criminal and at the same time cool in a strange way.

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butterbleek t1_jdtob3a wrote

That’s where Porsche came up with the Classic Panamera! 😂

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Alexstarfire t1_jdtolux wrote

Ugliest sum'bitch I ever did see.

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Sdterp t1_jdttjge wrote

A stretchvette?

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norcalbutton t1_jdtxlby wrote

I hope it has a four doors for more whores

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HalensVan t1_jdtz2zc wrote

The ugly years too lol

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SeaTurtleMagic t1_jdu0klz wrote

This is wild 🤣🤣 Maybe I should post the 4 door Lamborghini I saw 🤔

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Hesnotarealdr t1_jdu60yz wrote

Since apparently GM wants to be like Ford in spamming a performance vehicle into a brand a— then coming to a dealer near you.

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louisme97 t1_jdulooa wrote

I love four-door cars, thats literally the reason why i love the panamera, but this looks dogshit.

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CR24752 t1_jduqfky wrote

So Tate Mcray’s lyric in “You” does make sense????

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Eagle_1776 t1_jduy623 wrote

why not? Jeep did it, Porsche and now Mustang.... "honey, I want a cool vehicle for my midlife crisis" "sorry, you have kids and responsibilities, Ed"..

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Sancho_89 t1_jduyrtv wrote

That looks like a glitch.

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cacklz t1_jdv0za3 wrote

The Chevrolet Frigate. When a Corvette just isn’t big enough.

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sailee94 t1_jdv291j wrote

Human xentipide edition

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Aberdolf-Linkler t1_jdv2hmm wrote

It looks like something James May would make during a Top Gear challenge.

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ThePesh t1_jdv34g6 wrote

We have a corvette at home

The corvette at home…

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Rezimx t1_jdvj1nn wrote

As a corvette owner, im both offended and appalled by this…monstrosity. Shame! Shame and shun!

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toph88241 t1_jdvk9u5 wrote

What fresh hell is this?

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chpsk8 t1_jdw04mg wrote

Diesel Brothers bought one to auction off. I think it came from Las Vegas if I remember correctly. Ran for a bit and overheated and died.

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SZEThR0 t1_jdw3q20 wrote

funny cause i just saw one yesterday

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AutoGeek3000 t1_jdw465r wrote

There's someone sleeping in the backseat too.

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Speedly t1_jdwsiyw wrote

The thing that really kills me is that they probably think they have the coolest car in existence, when the real situation is that they spent a stupid amount of money on a stupid thing to do to a car that doesn't deserve such stupid treatment.

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akayataya t1_jdz6z52 wrote

That don't look right

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Yolectroda t1_jdtefga wrote

GM had a few of those custom made by a coach works company to see if they wanted to actually release it as a concept. Well, you see why they didn't take it any further. Source: one of the many car shows that I've seen over the years.

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tonybalones t1_jdwcvs1 wrote

These AI generations are getting weirder.

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