Submitted by Birchtree16 t3_z2a4ut in movies
Like who in their right mind thinks of this stuff, are they OK? Like really? What possesses you to make this s**t are you sick or what? I just don't get it why these types of movies haven't been banned from being made I mean people got arrested on the set of cannibal holocaust cause they were actually killing animals
not on my christian server, no sir.
Someone might watch it and be inspired to sew three people ass-to-mouth
Why would it be a crime tho, whats illegal about it. What you are suggesting is literally censorship. If its a bad movie with a gross subject matter, then its a bad movie with a gross subject matter, and thats it.
what is the charge? eating an anus? A succulent human anus??
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
Ah yes, I see you know your shitpost well. And you sir? Are you ready to receive my limp shitpost?
If you're going after a movie, let's include books as well. I read a popular book that has 2 daughters get their dad drunk so they can have sex with him to continue the family line. How sick is that?!? Should be criminal to allow people to read it.
Wow thats terrible. That book should be outlawed!!
I cant believe they would allow that in a christian country like usa!
That’s abhorrent, what’s the title of the book so I can report it to the proper authorities?
Dont forget, earlier that father offered those same daughters to a mob to be raped.
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They’re dumb movies, but they’re just movies. You’re over there watching a World Cup built on indentured servitude. Get some fucking perspective.
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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
This is probably the dumbest post I’ve ever read on this subreddit and i’ve seen someone write three paragraphs on the filmmaking qualities of Transformers 5.
The best/dumbest post I ever read on here was someone saying that the Star Wars prequels were generally considered the worst movies of all time.
I wish we lived in that guy’s universe. One where nothing was as bad as the Phantom Menace, you could go to a film and just assume there wasn’t going to be gratuitous sexual assault or terrible technical issues or it just be the director’s personal sexual fantasy. Because nothing was worse than the Star Wars prequels.
You must be new here if this is the dumbest post you’ve read.
Well. Didnt the Transformers win Oscars for Sound Editing and Mixing? Thats still something
What would the crime be? What illegal act did anyone commit?
I'm trying to think of what common factors would make a movie illegal/break the law. Some that come to mind would be:
But yeah, even if it seems sick to some people, if all the legal work is done and the actors fully consent then there is nothing wrong with a movie being depraved.
Plenty of crimes can be committed making a movie, i just dont know which ones OP thinks this movie committed.
I guess copyright law. So if a movie was blatantly plagiarizing another movie. Or perhaps there would be a case for some sort of misrepresentation if they made an authorized biopic of someone’s true story without paying them/crediting them, or if they told lies about rhay person that could be seen as slander.
Either way, making a gross movie isn’t illegal. What should be illegal is how the whole movie didn’t make any sense.
OP is just conservative, they all hate art.
OP is just mad that seeing the human centipede gave them a massive erection.
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Why is it not a crime to ask stupid ass questions in r/movies?
Jails can't hold that much
People got arrested on Cannibal Holocaust because the Italian government thought they were killing people not animals. They were cleared of all charges when they proved it was just movie effects. Ultimately this wasn't a crime either.
Animal safety laws were a lot more lax prior to the 90s. Apocalypse Now has a real cow killed and Heavens Gate killed something like 5 horses. It was in the late 80s when the American Humane society stepped in and started enforcing this.
Because it's a movie
You must have missed the 90s where it was concluded that banning art is dumb even if you dont happen to like it. Its a slippery slope and the morality police would love to reopen it.
The answer is simple: no one is forcing you to watch it. If you dont like it then dont watch it.
this user posts a lot to "r/NoStupidQuestions". who's gonna tell him?
Haven't seen it. Does anyone mind explaining what's criminal about the movie?
Nothing is criminal about the movie, op is just having a hissy fit and comparing a movie that showed a lot of special effects gore to a notorious movie that actually killed animals and injured people.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) is a 2009 Dutch body horror film written, directed and co-produced by Tom Six. The film tells the story of a deranged German surgeon who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a "human centipede".
What's the crime?
It’s not real dude
>joins them surgically, mouth to anus
Is this the part that's bothering you?
I agree, that sounds disgusting, but its not criminal tho.
You respond to this but ignore all the other legut questions.
I understand you wantee to rant, but why mask it as a question then? Its weird
Freedom of speech includes freedom of arts. Plus, this movie does not harm anybody, unlike us propaganda films.
Because nothing illegal was done during the production of the movie. If you don't like it, don't watch it. There are restrictions on this type of content being aired, so it is difficult for people to watch it by accident. Finally, unlike oppressive religious regimes, we do not have a morality police.
Because we generally enjoy neither the theory nor the practice of thought crimes, in our society.
why would be a crime??
Don't worry it wasn't real.
Calm down, Kim Jong-UNfun. Not everything you don't like gets deemed criminal. You're not the center of the universe and not the president of taste and decency either.
You want to criminalize people making movies about things you don’t agree with?
You are a tyrannical piece of shit
Just did a quick browsing of OPs post history. A true bitch ass nigga
I would find that constitutionally offensive. You have absolutely no right to dictate what kind of movies people can make. If you like censorship and no rights move to China.
It’s not real bro. Just don’t watch it
Welcome to exploitation cinema
It's extremely weird movie , even though I would never watch it but I don't think there is anything illegal about it.
Newsflash bro, they didn‘t actually tie the people together.
I thought this was just a South Park episode, apparently it’s actually real .
Lol
I am sorry, Kyle! I must eat the cuttlefish and asparagus!!
I don't even like this movie but for fucks sake if you don't like it don't watch it. Don't be so offended by things you don't agree with that it gets you this worked up. We shouldn't censor what people can and cannot make.
Just by hearing the synopsis, youll know immediately if its a movie for you or not. If not, then dont watch it, take a walk in the park, and smell some daisies.
Where is the line?
They are called laws. And censorship advocates are welcome to make a case in court. But they can’t be dumb like OP or let’s just save the time.
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I mean they didn't show it in some countries, and some you wouldn't think of. Was not showed in the UK because they could find no redeeming social value
There's way more fucked up films then Human Centipede like Terrified 2 or Martyers or anything by Gaspar Noe... How those films get greenlit is beyond me.
I love this movie, it's so messed up. And the mad scientist has a real cool house. 🐛
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Because of freedom of speech
What happend with Cannibal Holocaust was actually a crime (animal cruelty) so arrests were made. Human Centipede was just an over the top, gross horror movie (I thought the whole thing, from premise to execution, was hilarious in how bad and unserious it was) where no humans or animals were actually harmed in the process. So what exactly do you want banned? Bad writing? Gross effects? Ideas you personally find detestable?
If we're gonna criminalize content because we don't like the content when no other law has been broken, then what's a fair sentence for your post? Ok that's a bit too sarcastic even for my taste, but it makes my point.
People probably ought to get arrested if they're actually killing animals on set (not familiar with that allegation, doesn't matter)... They didn't literally perform oral-anal surgery on the actors in Human Centipede.
Probably is in N Korea. We're in the good ol US of A where artistic freedom exists.
It’s all for a little banter between the lads, you’ll be alright
Who would make 3 separate threads related to human centipede in one day? Why is that not a crime?
The first Human Centipede is a masterpiece of suspenseful horror without showing much gore.
The first one was disturbing. The second one (uncut) messed me up for life (barbed wire) but not enough so that I didn't watch the third and the third is so batsh*t crazy, I watched it twice!
You definitely wouldn’t like the sequel then
Don't get all of your moral lessons from media.
> I mean people got arrested on the set of cannibal holocaust cause they were actually killing animals
There's your answer. Nobody was actually killing animals, or centipeding humans, on the set of Human Centipede. What exactly is your problem? Do you think all horror movies should be illegal?
Because of A Serbian Movie
Because, thankfully, media production isn't dictated by your delicate little sensibilities.
People got arrested after Cannibal Corpse (edit - sorry, Holocaust. Guess my music taste lol) because similar blithering idiots with similar constitutions suspected that it was actually real people they were killing.
Maybe stick to church groups and you might be happy.
movies shouldnt be used as a moral compass. Im sick to death of people who think filmmakers and storytellers must be weird because they think up crazy stories.
You know whats more worrying people who create bland boring uninspired stories those are the fucking weird people out there.
It’s not real and art doesn’t have to be literal. You’re either incapable of critical thinking or a fascist or both. Just don’t watch it.
I mean I understand... I'll never watch that shit. And of all the choices I really don't see how someone does..
I see you caught lots of fish. Well done.
LAMO! Clearly you have never seen Zardoz!
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Why would it be a crime?
Edit: OP why won't you discuss things you wanted to discuss?