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MKorostoff OP t1_isy94iq wrote

it's a joke, but also, fuck ya mother

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YawnTractor_1756 t1_isybxne wrote

Why the region that is down called "up" on your map, tho? ^(/s)

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sirms t1_isyfjdz wrote

apparently i live right on the border of fuck

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pkpy1005 t1_isyh1fz wrote

Why are some of the lines curved in South Jersey?

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DoctaStooge t1_isyi6c3 wrote

If "Shut" was placed over Newark you would have won at Tic-Tac-Toe.

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lsp2005 t1_isylbva wrote

I’ll take the center square for the win please Alex.

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JusticeJaunt t1_isymlyz wrote

I too stand for a united New Jersey.

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ASadCamel t1_isynlh4 wrote

I read this in Samuel Jackson's voice.

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Summoarpleaz t1_isynoxy wrote

Everyone is ignoring the true distinctions which is the circle around my house called “close” and the other areas called “far”

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8Deer-JaguarClaw t1_isyz8em wrote

Hey buddy, chill out and enjoy some photos of trump bumper stickers and flags on cars!!

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Vertigo963 t1_isz254g wrote

This map definitely expresses my views on this subject.

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notableboyscouts t1_isz64fo wrote

“I want to pretend like I'm mad about the overuse of this bit while capitalizing on the overuse of this bit”

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jmousley2 t1_isz7okt wrote

Proudly from the fuck region

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GoodLt t1_isz98rx wrote

And a happy good day to you, sir/ma'am!

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bsracer14 t1_iszbbkc wrote

Who decided what cities made this map and their font sizes? Some wild stuff.

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HL12122106 t1_iszhc0h wrote

How is this funny? No effort made here.

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cC2Panda t1_iszp5gh wrote

Beat me to it, I was gonna make one that the zones draw a middle finger after work.

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lady_lowercase t1_it04hxp wrote

dumb posts like this are what keep dumb posts like this going.

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Joseph-King t1_it068uq wrote

What a scam, I can't tell if parsippany is in East Shut or North The.

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Extension-Ad-2294 t1_it090lu wrote

Replying to pkpy1005 (#144,230)

I tried to make a map but I got high, I tried to make the lines real straight but I got high, But now the bottoms curved and I know why, Cause I was high, Cause I was high, Cause I was high.

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Zaknoid t1_it091kd wrote

If only you people had as much disdain for constantly posting the same pictures of random strangers cars or houses with political swag you disagree with.

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unfashionable_harlot t1_it0ed7e wrote

Honestly, I just moved here two weeks ago and I've been loving the maps

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Callous_Mat t1_it0scm0 wrote

North is shut, South is a Fuck Up and Central is The. Nice.

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Trauma_54 t1_it10a26 wrote

Hell yeh, I love "THE" area!

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wrx_2016 t1_it13fk3 wrote

Can't wait to move just right of SHUT

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dragon2777 t1_it1cc7p wrote

Sweet I am officially from the “the” region of NJ

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Manual_Man t1_it1ved1 wrote

This is appropriate and now you need to make one with the tailor ham pork roll bullshit debate.

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wannabe414 t1_it2b6q5 wrote

"the" is real guys get over it

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s1ugg0 t1_it3q2wb wrote

This is just one man's opinion. But I like this one the best so far.

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Ladyhoneyblu t1_it64a1t wrote

oh fuck no! why is union divided into 4 sectors!?!?!?! I at least want to live in the same place as my ass.

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Mdh74266 t1_it6uvyr wrote

Mods, this should be the official r/newjersey map

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