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tifftafflarry t1_j6zfaxs wrote

Reply to comment by Blackrage80 in Boy, 15, found with car belonging to one of three missing Michigan rappers by bananasareappealing

scribbles in notepad

Go on.

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LittleKittyLove t1_j6zjzbv wrote

Murder 102: Disposing of bodies is difficult. Buried bodies can be exhumed. Bodies at the bottom of a river may float up and be discovered. Bodies underneath the floorboards smell funny.

This is why you must eat the entire body. All of it.

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bananasareappealing OP t1_j6zuzl4 wrote

This is why I'm wary of pig farms

Edit : fixed a word

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American_Stereotypes t1_j70gyfm wrote

Hi! Do you possibly mean "wary" or "leery?" Both of those mean "cautious," whereas "weary" means "tired."

Unless of course you're exhausted of pig farms, which might be perfectly understandable depending on your line of work, I dont know. I suppose if I was going around murdering a bunch of people, I'd get pretty tired of pig farms too.

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bananasareappealing OP t1_j70hlao wrote

Ah shoot, clearly I was not paying attention to my grammar - thank you kind stranger.

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RazorMime t1_j70vxbr wrote

The grammar was fine. The vocabulary is what hurt your grade.

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Impossible-You-4825 t1_j6zktpy wrote

This is literally the only way you can get away with murder. Turn the bones to jelly.

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GearhedMG t1_j6zlgot wrote

It sounds like I’m going to need a lot of toast.

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Keshire t1_j6zmy1u wrote

"What did you have for lunch?"

"Little debbie, a hostess"

"Oh you like those too?"

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myrddyna t1_j70tu7c wrote

Both?! Wtf you eat for dinner... please don't tell us you had chef Boyardee!?

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Funkybeatzzz t1_j6zn3hf wrote

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

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trebaol t1_j6zse6a wrote

Extremely rare prion disease, that shit is fucking scary

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ButterflyAttack t1_j70gx6a wrote

Happily, it's probably the easiest body part to flush straight down the crapper. Not exactly a dignified burial, but if you've already eaten the rest of the body this is unlikely to be a major concern.

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pass_the_guaiac t1_j70otk8 wrote

Yea if you want to happily introduce said prions into the water supply

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myrddyna t1_j70tr1j wrote

Must I be laughing? I could be sad about it...

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pass_the_guaiac t1_j721igq wrote

Yes if you put prions in the city drinking water you should be sad and also ashamed 😂

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Appeal_2_Reason t1_j6zpznj wrote

Or... bury the body vertical instead of horizontal, as to not tip off ground penetrating radar. You can go one step further and bury a dead animal on top to throw off cadaver dogs. The officers will likely assume false positive.

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Mydickradiates t1_j71joj9 wrote

I feel like graveyards have video cameras, it's probably cheap. But then again funding for graveyards is probably low

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missC08 t1_j6zy17g wrote

Or, or drop it to a pig farm. They'll eat it in minutes.

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Funkybeatzzz t1_j6zz3sw wrote

Pull the teeth and shave the hair off the corpse first. Plays havoc with the poor piggies’ digestive systems.

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halosixsixsix t1_j705dsl wrote

And you don't wanna go sieving through pig shit, now do ya?

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Ghostofthe80s t1_j703pct wrote

Dismembering a body is only five years. Get rid of the hands and head.

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