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Blackrage80 t1_j6z1zay wrote

It's kinda "get away with murder 101" to ditch a car in a sketchy neighborhood with the window open and the keys in it. Some kid is gonna take it for a ride and you throw cops off the trail.

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tifftafflarry t1_j6zfaxs wrote

scribbles in notepad

Go on.

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LittleKittyLove t1_j6zjzbv wrote

Murder 102: Disposing of bodies is difficult. Buried bodies can be exhumed. Bodies at the bottom of a river may float up and be discovered. Bodies underneath the floorboards smell funny.

This is why you must eat the entire body. All of it.

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bananasareappealing OP t1_j6zuzl4 wrote

This is why I'm wary of pig farms

Edit : fixed a word

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American_Stereotypes t1_j70gyfm wrote

Hi! Do you possibly mean "wary" or "leery?" Both of those mean "cautious," whereas "weary" means "tired."

Unless of course you're exhausted of pig farms, which might be perfectly understandable depending on your line of work, I dont know. I suppose if I was going around murdering a bunch of people, I'd get pretty tired of pig farms too.

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bananasareappealing OP t1_j70hlao wrote

Ah shoot, clearly I was not paying attention to my grammar - thank you kind stranger.

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RazorMime t1_j70vxbr wrote

The grammar was fine. The vocabulary is what hurt your grade.

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Impossible-You-4825 t1_j6zktpy wrote

This is literally the only way you can get away with murder. Turn the bones to jelly.

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GearhedMG t1_j6zlgot wrote

It sounds like I’m going to need a lot of toast.

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Keshire t1_j6zmy1u wrote

"What did you have for lunch?"

"Little debbie, a hostess"

"Oh you like those too?"

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myrddyna t1_j70tu7c wrote

Both?! Wtf you eat for dinner... please don't tell us you had chef Boyardee!?

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Funkybeatzzz t1_j6zn3hf wrote

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

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trebaol t1_j6zse6a wrote

Extremely rare prion disease, that shit is fucking scary

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ButterflyAttack t1_j70gx6a wrote

Happily, it's probably the easiest body part to flush straight down the crapper. Not exactly a dignified burial, but if you've already eaten the rest of the body this is unlikely to be a major concern.

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pass_the_guaiac t1_j70otk8 wrote

Yea if you want to happily introduce said prions into the water supply

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myrddyna t1_j70tr1j wrote

Must I be laughing? I could be sad about it...

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pass_the_guaiac t1_j721igq wrote

Yes if you put prions in the city drinking water you should be sad and also ashamed 😂

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Appeal_2_Reason t1_j6zpznj wrote

Or... bury the body vertical instead of horizontal, as to not tip off ground penetrating radar. You can go one step further and bury a dead animal on top to throw off cadaver dogs. The officers will likely assume false positive.

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Mydickradiates t1_j71joj9 wrote

I feel like graveyards have video cameras, it's probably cheap. But then again funding for graveyards is probably low

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missC08 t1_j6zy17g wrote

Or, or drop it to a pig farm. They'll eat it in minutes.

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Funkybeatzzz t1_j6zz3sw wrote

Pull the teeth and shave the hair off the corpse first. Plays havoc with the poor piggies’ digestive systems.

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halosixsixsix t1_j705dsl wrote

And you don't wanna go sieving through pig shit, now do ya?

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Ghostofthe80s t1_j703pct wrote

Dismembering a body is only five years. Get rid of the hands and head.

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MrGreenVape t1_j704gbq wrote

It doesn't always work. I know a guy who left a car in a sketchy area of town with the keys on the seat. It sat there for 5 days then the cops found it. He is now serving 25 years.

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Patsfan618 t1_j6zj6t0 wrote

News reports say the three have been found dead

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bananasareappealing OP t1_j6zjd2j wrote

That's upsetting. Thank you for the update!

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zombiegojaejin t1_j70ghgy wrote

I'm sure the one guy's spirit is pleased that the media has edited "three rappers" to "two rappers and friend".

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GenXUser t1_j6yypjw wrote

Doubt the kid was connected to the disappearances but knowing where the car was abandoned could help a lot.

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jerkittoanything t1_j6zyh5t wrote

If you read the article the kid stated that he was told to pick up the car. Police went through his phone verified the texts and calls came from a man who had a warrant for fraud. Later the police got high quality footage of the man cleaning out the car wearing gloves prior to him contacting the kid to pick up the car.

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vanDrunkard t1_j6z5jp1 wrote

Most likely, he has no idea about the rappers, that they're missing or whose car he was driving. Just some kid in a bad neighborhood that stole an easy-to-steal car (keys in ignition kinda thing) and will now be used by Prosecutors and Defense alike.

Contaminating a crime scene, etc, charges thrown at him so he rolls on random small dealers in his neighborhood to get less time and the Defense (knowingly) falsely accusing him of having some participation.

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TamponStew t1_j701ufq wrote

> Just some kid in a bad neighborhood that stole an easy-to-steal car (keys in ignition kinda thing) and will now be used by Prosecutors and Defense alike.

except if you read the article, the kid stated that he was told to pick up the car. Police went through his phone and verified the texts and calls came from a man who had a warrant for fraud. Later the police got high quality footage of the man cleaning out the car wearing gloves prior to him contacting the kid to pick up the car.

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mattyyyp t1_j71vi10 wrote

What was the plan here but? Seeing killings like this and watching the first 48 99% of the hits in the US seem so poorly planned out no wonder the killers are caught within hours the majority of the time.

Torch the car instantly. What purpose leaving a trail of incriminating evidence on messages to a little kid who will fold and the vehicle still in play for if it’s part of the crime scene?

It seems you could get away with murder in the US for a good long time just being of above average intelligence as the system is clogged with cases like this every day.

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organizedchaos5220 t1_j72fj2r wrote

Listen to anything on serial killers and you realize that the police are very bad at their jobs. They are better now with national databases but it's still really just the stupid criminals that get caught for the most part

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Downtown_Skill t1_j72mrod wrote

Yeah this is especially true with Detroit. It has to do with the system as well. Police are not very involved in the community they're policing nowadays, often living in cities outside of where they work. Murder cases rely heavily on witnesses and testimony (like a snitch for example) if there isn't much physical evidence or the physical evidence is inconclusive.

Because police aren't very involved in their communities, witness testimony and snitches are hard to come by. Especially in a place like Detroit. Murders go unsolved here all of the time and the last time I checked (when I was living there 6 years ago) the MAJORITY of murders went unsolved.

Edit: Being involved in your community as a police officer can also help you identify things like motives or tensions between groups or gangs.

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Downtown_Skill t1_j72lv98 wrote

I'll just have you know, since this story is about Detroit, that the majority of murders here go unsolved. If no one snitches and there are no witnesses it's very hard to get a conviction.

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unioncarp t1_j76gxub wrote

Yes definitely comment without even reading the article otherwise you wouldn’t know how completely wrong your are.

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Chance_the_Author t1_j7018tu wrote

Thats never good. This is some straight up "Your Honor" type of shit.

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OpWillDlvr t1_j6zfrml wrote

Hope they turn up okay and there's a good comedy that can be made out of their adventure.

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