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VoluptuousGinger OP t1_jdrlpaj wrote

I woke up to hail pelting the roof, and tornado sirens going off, and this is how the day developed. That's enough excitement for one morning.

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noodles_the_strong t1_jdrptq1 wrote

Steps outside, sips coffee, sees tiger in the yard, says "fuck it "and goes back to bed.

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zuuzuu t1_jds1bsd wrote

Replying to noodles_the_strong (#2,373,982)

A young lion escaped from a small roadside zoo in rural Ontario in the 80's or 90's. Still a cub, but not tiny - about the size of a large dog.

A woman was out for a walk with her dog when it started barking and growling like crazy, and out bounds this lion from the woods. She ran home and called 911. Several times. They kept hanging up on her and warning her about making nuisance calls to emergency services. Eventually they got pissed off enough to send someone out there to set her straight.

They arrived to find it sitting on her dock, practicing his big boy roar.

He was safely retrieved by the zoo and the enclosure fortified.

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Innerouterself2 t1_jdt5ar3 wrote

I have been to this place! You can rent a van that looks like you are in a zombie apocalypse and feed tons of different animals. It's a blast! And it has to be bad for the environment, animals, everything.... but ya know...

Let's just say their fences were less good than jurassic Park. But I got to feed giraffes and buffalos from my hand so. Hooray

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CharToll t1_jdtghq6 wrote

Imagine you’re running from your life from a tornado and just when you think you get to the safety of an overpass, there lurks a tiger… terrified, hungry and ready to eat your face.

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