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tukekairo t1_j8y4lmb wrote
She hangs out with Mr. Pillow
SouthofAkron t1_j8y5f4e wrote
Only the best people
jh937hfiu3hrhv9 t1_j8y8qtw wrote
Headless and brain damage simultaneously is pure talent.
WaitingForNormal t1_j8y9nnq wrote
Yes, she had “visions” hahahah fucking spirit quests, in which she “observed” election fraud hahahhahaha. Holy shit these people are fucking nuts.
attanai t1_j8yakwh wrote
"The Fox spokesperson also accused Dominion of cherry-picking quotes from evidence in its filing."
I mean, yeah, the person said that, and we used that person's letter as corroboration for our story, but you're ignoring all the parts where they blamed you! I see no reason to think that the fact that this person was a time travelling ghost in any way diminishes their credibility. Stop being so ablist against decapitated people!
errol_timo_malcom t1_j8ybi5e wrote
Maybe she had the Time Stone or the Eye of Covfefe
OldeFortran77 t1_j8ybiqc wrote
People are saying ... decapitated, time-traveling people, that is.
stumptowncampground t1_j8ybubi wrote
I'm not a lawyer, but aren't these fox hosts just proving dominion's case? They knew the claims were false but pushed them anyway. What facts are in dispute?
carndees t1_j8yf16m wrote
Oh bless her heart, she thinks she's people.
memberer t1_j8yfchr wrote
was it je-sus?
Ok_Vermicelli_7380 t1_j8yg6g7 wrote
Time for the rubber room.
assjackal t1_j8yhf33 wrote
Some people believe things in their heart so much that faslifying evidence is justified, or have no evidence but need to communicate how powerful their beliefs are as if it'll just download into other people.
It plays hand in hand with the "God said" types who mistake their inner monologue for a diety commanding them.
pyrrhios t1_j8ykvol wrote
Is this the kraken lady?
dkromd30 t1_j8ymblh wrote
So, let me get this straight -
Powell, an attorney, forwarded this email to a major news organization*, containing psychotic ramblings and magical thinking, labeling it “evidence” of voter fraud…..
Is this just cynically sourced messaging from Powell? Does she find this person to be credible/reliable? Would she put this person on the stand?
Absolutely fucking nuts.
*I use the term “news organization” very loosely here.
HarryHacker42 t1_j8yojnj wrote
This nutcase was one of Trump's attorneys!! It isn't like she is some random whackjob who has visions. She was an attorney to the President of the USA.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article263449468.html
Rosebunse t1_j8yz9um wrote
Transwomen are crazy, but a woman claiming to be a headless interdimentional being is a perfectly fine person to ask for legal advise.
CHoppingBrocolli_84 t1_j8yzx39 wrote
Pretty much sounds like they listen to someone on a drug trip.
theshaeman t1_j8z00ga wrote
I always get three things confused.
- Mr Pillow
- Pillow Pets
- Pillow Pants
tukekairo t1_j8z0a5o wrote
"My Pillow Guy" is the correct term...
theshaeman t1_j8z0gvq wrote
On Wednesdays could we say Dude instead?
tukekairo t1_j8z0mb8 wrote
He is also internally decapitated apparently
tukekairo t1_j8z0qjp wrote
My Pillow Dude...that works but it is not Wednesday
theshaeman t1_j8z1rch wrote
But I’m on call this weekend and off Monday and Tuesday….so wouldn’t today be my Wednesday in theory?
tukekairo t1_j8z206j wrote
I will have to check with my supervisor
theshaeman t1_j8z23wq wrote
whistles patiently
q_lee t1_j8z2c0m wrote
Mike Pillow is his real name.
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youngmindoldbody t1_j8z3e4c wrote
I'm certain crystals and past life experiences are in this mix.
PangPingpong t1_j8z3mff wrote
Duvet Dude is his brother in law.
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TonyWhoop t1_j8z5paz wrote
I remember George W doing this a whole lot during his regime and it made me sick every time.
CAPSLOCKCHAMP t1_j8z5rkw wrote
The best people
elmonoenano t1_j8z65tn wrote
Also, Dominion did cherry pick quotes. B/c they were making a case for themselves. Its' fox's job to defend the case, not dominions. So, yeah obviously Dominion picked the stuff that supported their position.
The Fox spokesperson who said that should be thrown into the sea.
vinny9678 t1_j8z78am wrote
generally_sane t1_j8z78de wrote
To be clear, she said "internally decapitated." I take that to mean she realizes her brain is decapitated from reality and she knows she's insane...yet "she still lives." Much like this stupid conspiracy theory.
generally_sane t1_j8z7bl7 wrote
I vote for throwing everyone at Fox into the sea.
peensteen t1_j8z7gw0 wrote
The first two you can stick your dick in, but the third will bite it off.
peensteen t1_j8z7pql wrote
She unleashed the krakpot.
theshaeman t1_j8z7sbl wrote
Username seems oddly connected but can’t confirm if it checks out.
Electrical_Ingenuity t1_j8z8l6g wrote
I thought we were trying to reduce the great Pacific garbage patch.
Cinema_King t1_j8z8wai wrote
When I look into those eyes I see nothing. If she ever had a soul it’s long gone
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peensteen t1_j8z9lmi wrote
Fucking Timesplitters meddling with elections now.
PsionicBurst t1_j8za39h wrote
I once heard a saying that whatever Republicans spew about, antagonizing the other party, they're just projecting, so essentially: She dreamed that she put in fraudulent votes.
Suspicious-Blood9764 t1_j8zar5x wrote
I imagine the British didn't like that either.
Corrigar_Rising t1_j8zcpv5 wrote
Toss 'em in the Atlantic then
Khaldara t1_j8zgt7u wrote
To be fair, the average decapitated person presumably has far more intelligent takes on policy than modern MAGA Republican nutbags, and at least thrice the cognitive function of Boebert and Greene combined
Wind0wpain t1_j8zguyy wrote
Bidet Boy is his son
Sweatytubesock t1_j8zkj9g wrote
Hope Dominion takes every cent from every one of these fucking lunatics.
Sucih t1_j8zmeqa wrote
Come on if this was before the Supreme Court they’d say well there is a precedent with jesus
badideas1 t1_j8zmgk6 wrote
This woman has access to Krakens, people. Of course she can summon headless astral entities and other amazing creatures. This just makes her MORE believable.
theRealMrBrownstone t1_j8zqb9n wrote
She is Mr. Pillow
FlashpointJ24 t1_j8zqlkj wrote
That headline is a lot to unpack...
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lalauna t1_j8ztjvx wrote
Very disturbing. And makes me happy that I'm moderately well aware of what's "real" and what is "crazy." I only say moderately because i could be wrong, and try to allow for that. Only a fool is certain
ConfessedOak t1_j8zvkpq wrote
she was the "release the kraken" lady, no?
felixlightner t1_j8zyild wrote
God, that woman is vile.
Cycleguy57 t1_j8zz3ii wrote
Remember when saying things like this would probably get you committed? Good times.
Southern-Leg-3020 t1_j8zz3x6 wrote
They used to put people in hospital they spoke like this now we let them make laws and run a country
DataSquid2 t1_j8zz57j wrote
You can be certain of something and change your mind later when presented with new evidence. Sometimes it's best to just commit. Especially in this case where you're already living your life under the assumption that you can tell the difference between reality and a fever dream.
But maybe you are weird and question yourself frequently if you're experiencing reality or not, and if that's the case that just seems unhealthy to me.
Either way, I'll continue to be certain that my reality is real until there's evidence to the contrary.
LeapIntoInaction t1_j904z6w wrote
She needs to fire her mortician. She hasn't been embalmed properly, her face is falling off, and the make-up job is a scandal.
chupathingy99 t1_j905cwi wrote
We don't need another garbage patch
chupathingy99 t1_j905pq5 wrote
Fabric Friend is his... friend.
lalauna t1_j905rcb wrote
I have been told before that I'm weird. That's okay. I do question lots of things that i don't need to, probably, but that's just me. I think it's good to be open to new evidence
KittenKoder t1_j905rd6 wrote
Yeah, that may as well be a thing.
AFew10_9TooMany t1_j906tli wrote
”Powell opened her segment by making unsubstantiated claims about ‘a massive and coordinated effort’ to ‘steal’ the 2020 election.”
There WAS a massive and coordinated effort to steal the election…
Fortunately, it failed…
Mrcoldghost t1_j9096pd wrote
A truly inspiring member of our legal system here folks.
Aetherometricus t1_j90b6pq wrote
Can't, or won't?
geronimo1958 t1_j90do0r wrote
Well Sidney Powell is headless. What people think is her head is really a giant gaping anus.
jflatt2 t1_j90e7u3 wrote
Yes, and now we know she literally meant the actual Kraken
[deleted] t1_j90fvcc wrote
I think you misunderstood the article. Sidney Powell claimed that people were alleging election fraud. The email is being shown as an example of someone claiming there was election fraud. Not that Sidney Powell was claimed that she was the one who was claiming to be a decapitated time traveler. Not defending her or Fox or trump at all. Just trying to clarify.
WriteBrainedJR t1_j90g47a wrote
I'd rather suffer whatever penalty I was facing than to admit that I believed anything in an email claiming to be from a "headless, time-traveling entity." Even the Nigerian Prince is more believable than that.
he77bender t1_j90g9ib wrote
TO BE FAIR, internal decapitation is a slightly different thing than regular decapitation, and it is at least POSSIBLE to survive depending on how exactly it happens. Not that I believe it happened to this lady, but from what I can tell what she's actually claiming is that
A) she survived a severe but theoretically survivable injury as a child,
and
B) now she has visions that tell her things.
Which is still completely bonkers of course, but I do feel like it's a more common, down-to-earth type of crazy compared to "I received this email from the ghost of Anne Boleyn".
And honestly? I'm kind of disappointed. The 'headless time specter' angle is so much more fun. Another headline over-promising, what else is new...
Beautiful_Fee1655 t1_j90j17j wrote
Could the time traveler please report to all of us how many years Trump gets in prison for his many crimes?
adamttaylor t1_j90jeh9 wrote
I mean, if you can't trust the headless time traveling entities anymore, who can you trust?
caidicus t1_j90kk54 wrote
The issue has never been freedom of speech, even people in China are free to say whatever they want. (I live in China)
The issue is allowing just about anyone to gather a following around just about any absolutely insane ideology or cause.
:P
j4ck_0f_bl4des t1_j90m7w1 wrote
Have we not seen enough evidence at this point to put every one of these scumbags, including trump, behind bars for the rest of eternity? I mean what does it take?
demonfell t1_j90n10b wrote
Exhibit A: testimony from a transdimensional poltergeist!
Exhibit B: 10,000 invisible, immaterial chimeras corroborating the evidence of fraud.
Exhibit C: The horn from my bike, stolen on the same day as the election!
SnarfbObo t1_j90pgvq wrote
Not many are actually worthy of their place here but this one sure as shit is.
SnarfbObo t1_j90pkbz wrote
Redthemagnificent t1_j90u4qy wrote
By God it's irrefutable
just_some_guy65 t1_j90vt5m wrote
Translated to "It is so unfair that they are using evidence that shows we are absolutely guilty"
gland10 t1_j90wqop wrote
Its an actual thing but usually for whiplash in car accident victims. Your skull can sever from your spine internally. Its why people get neck collars when paramedics show up to accidents regardless of severity because it doesn't take much force.
Bignate2001 t1_j90wr9e wrote
“It came to me in a dream”
BelgianVirus t1_j90xdzf wrote
These people are in our government
OmegaSeven t1_j90y6b3 wrote
She's currently an attorney, I don't expect that to be the case indefinitely.
There is a real reckoning happening in the legal profession in the last couple years, a lot of lawyers that act in bad faith are facing consequences for bad behavior that was previously more tolerated. Of course it's the legal community so it's happening slowly and methodically.
OmegaSeven t1_j90yffu wrote
It always reminds me of that community of people who by all accounts believe they were secret psychic warriors deployed to Mars to fight space Nazis, or aliens , or alien Nazis who then had their memories erased and we're returned to civilian life on earth.
The mind is a powerful and strange thing.
just_some_guy65 t1_j911dkc wrote
Wasn't there that woman with a drink problem in one of the northern states alleging that vans turned up with either too much or not enough food for the vote counters?
Slam dunk evidence right there.
just_some_guy65 t1_j911hnn wrote
In fairness to them they never abuse their powers and discover winning lottery numbers from the future.
just_some_guy65 t1_j911k92 wrote
Pah, what does eternity mean to a headless time traveller?
ghostella t1_j911m4v wrote
What kind of disabled?
Head disabled.
potato_devourer t1_j9123t4 wrote
At what point do these stories stop being considered "oniony" and just be accepted as predictable common occurrences?
Blue_foot t1_j912kpy wrote
You CAN survive being internally decapitated!
It means the spinal column and brain are physically separated on the inside. Your head is still attached. It doesn’t sound fun.
But it doesn’t give one super powers.
ddkelkey t1_j912qmx wrote
Fox laid down with crazy.
Roto-Wan t1_j912wl9 wrote
I may just be a headless, time-traveling lawyer, but even I can see the election officials in these videos are committing fraud.
chrissydvd t1_j913kh2 wrote
Murdoch knows how to keep those ratings up..doesn’t have to be a truth, a crazy news blip is fine. Oh for the days of News of The World (ceased publishing in 2011) where printed rubbish was slurped up with gusto. Why did anyone think Fox was about actual News or truth..sheesh🥴🥴
GenericElucidation t1_j913ybp wrote
It's okay, they're mostly organic, so it'll be a net good for the environment.
liberal_meateater t1_j916n7g wrote
I think it’s called an “Axio-Atlantal” subluxation.
It’s the first vertebrae separating from the base of the skull.
Death is instant.
It’s why I wear a HANS device in a race car.
gland10 t1_j916zzf wrote
Apparently its 70% instantly fatal. You can survive, but the odds that you aren't dead or paralyzed are abysmal.
liberal_meateater t1_j9175xm wrote
That’s true if the displacement doesn’t sever the cord. Good point.
Magimasterkarp t1_j917j5x wrote
Your honor, the DA is clearly cherry picking his evidence. He only showed the security footage of me killing that guy. What about the 23 hours and 50 minutes of footage from that day where I wasn't committing murder?
luckylebron t1_j917q4b wrote
How does someone like this have the will and intelligence to get a law degree?
youwigglewithagiggle t1_j918hxq wrote
And why it's strongly advised for carseats to face backwards until kids are about 4, even if they've technically outgrown the position. Their bones aren't all fused together, which puts them at much greater risk of internal decapitation even without neck wounds!
pseudocultist t1_j919nhv wrote
Except the faces which are at least 60% plastic and will float eerily along forever.
psilocin72 t1_j91ae00 wrote
You don’t have to be dumb to be crazy and delusional. I discover that more and more every day. My father in law is very intelligent but he’s convinced trump is some kind of savior for America.
psilocin72 t1_j91aife wrote
Hahaha yeah, unfortunately a ridiculous story like this isn’t even oniony anymore. 🕷Wtf🐍 is happening to our country?
assjackal t1_j91enb0 wrote
What the actual fuck? Lmao do you have an article on this it sounds stupid and fascinating.
TjW0569 t1_j91fc5g wrote
If you can't trust an "internally decapitated" time-traveler, who can you trust?
bodrules t1_j91giz8 wrote
<checks current flows>
Hell no, you keep them, we've got enough conservative nutters as it is.
OmegaSeven t1_j91hiyx wrote
Not one particular article but look into the secret space force.
This video provides a good introduction: https://youtu.be/EYvnKc908Fw
AmiInderSchweiz t1_j91i3o1 wrote
Pre-chummed, shark infested seas.
PM_ME_UR_RESPECT t1_j91qdkc wrote
Remember this when someone tries to tell you both sides are the same.
This is a peak behind the curtain at who these people really are.
justcoolertalk t1_j91rupp wrote
That is not true. Sidney forwarded the email as “evidence” of fraud. The article doesn’t say Powell wanted to show people were alleging election fraud. She was saying that was actual evidence.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_j91y1a1 wrote
Human corpses would quickly rot and be eaten. That's not garbage, it's fertiliser
CurrentlyLucid t1_j920h9r wrote
It all makes sense now, they were completely bonkers.
Electrical_Ingenuity t1_j923y9g wrote
Surely they are full of toxic chemicals. I’m so torn.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_j92494d wrote
You have my sympathy. One organism's toxic chemicals are another's antibiotics.
quangtran t1_j924jtz wrote
Do remember that for a few weeks she was the hero who was going to make conservative dreams come true.
Defure t1_j926d3v wrote
Every time I think US politics can't get any crazier
vbcbandr t1_j92aqvc wrote
She's legit divorced from reality. Like, she needs significant mental health intervention.
TricksterWolf t1_j92c21n wrote
I was going to post this except BI is on the banned sites list. How did this submission not get auto-rejected?
TricksterWolf t1_j92ca5v wrote
Space them for being sus, then
WaytoomanyUIDs t1_j92rtiq wrote
Well I do know the judge in the one Kraken case referred them all for compulsory remedial legal education in election law and legal ethics.
LogicalHeart6094 t1_j93f1e9 wrote
Nah , let's not pollute the sea.
FuzzyGroat t1_j9dh1ap wrote
No no no, she got this info from a much more credible source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEKVMTwW9S0
FuzzyGroat t1_j9dhfx9 wrote
Yes, its all just the tripe from the "reality based community" throws off the integrity of the whole faith based approach.
Suspicious-Blood9764 t1_j9fs7lm wrote
I was making a revolutionary war joke.
Individual_Cap_8505 t1_j9kc3kg wrote
I have seen Sidney Powell in interviews before all this mess and she seemed competent. It is confusing that she seems to have suddenly turned into a lunatic. What happened? The leap from upstanding, respectable attorney to unprofessional lunatic seemingly overnight makes no sense. What really happened?
dgdio t1_j8y4imp wrote
Did she quote Jeff Sessions who is balls-less?