It's like playing a Uno Reverse card on Grubhub.

Knock knock...land shark

Candygram

Knock, knock! Who's the-AAAAAAAAA

I'm just a dolphin ma'am.

I hate getting bitten on the front porch. Back porch is the worst, tho.

atlanta gator man episode vibes

he got a gator in there

Somebody should have photoshopped a small hat onto that creature

The front porch is the worst, though if I had to choose I'd still go front porch over bite to the head.

Look, it's basic etiquette down here.

You are not required to answer the door if it's a gator knocking.

I originally read this as

"Florida man bites alligator on his front porch after he opens door: police"

Now that would be oniony. This is normal.

Proper Florida etiquette does require you to yell out to the gator, "see you later alligator," if you don't want to open the door.

Correct. We are all about our Southern Hospitality.