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highoncatnipbrownies t1_irvic7a wrote
What woman deserves to be saddled with that mess? Women are not rehabilitation centers for men!
ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN t1_irvjgqo wrote
Reading the article, I don't think that's what the judge was suggesting. I think it's a little more complicated than that, and although I'm not certain I fully agree, I think I understand where they are approaching this from.
I think it was more of a "buck your ideas up, sort yourself out, and you can still have a normal life" type speech, especially since he pointed out how the defendant is still young.
It reads to me like "you're a fuck up, you know you're a fuck up, stop drinking, sort your shit out, but in the meantime you're on the sex offenders register. This is your opportunity. Go."
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Singer-Such t1_irvl878 wrote
That judge should be defrocked
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GlasgowBadger t1_irvmgro wrote
It's totally nuts, this yoyo is clearly a very dangerous man, but the Judge shows an utter disconnect from reality and has zero thoughts for the victims. I though it was gonna be Nolan from the Republic when I saw the non-sentence given down to this tonto.
Larkson9999 t1_irvn92w wrote
How dare you read the contxt in the article instead of feigning being offended for them sick upboats?!?!
sheeeeeiittt t1_irvpfkm wrote
Yeah there looks to be zero chance of this man acting appropriately around women. The next time he's in court I imagine it will be for a worser charge unfortunately. Then there will be a review of what could have been done to prevent it and nothing will be raised.
Mikimao t1_irvqz37 wrote
His mother never gave him a chance
MinnieShoof t1_irvr9po wrote
That, or he assaulted someone named Tyrone.
coyote-1 t1_irvrh24 wrote
Ummm… this guy is no longer young. He’s in his mid-thirties, with literally dozens of offenses on his record. And sexual assault indicates he’s only getting worse. A “wife and family”, at this point, would be nothing more than punching bags for him, and his pathos would be carried on in his children.
While I get what you are saying, the judge is misguided.
Rachyoff t1_irvrist wrote
Or that he is a known sex offender in a place called Tyrone.
Mikimao t1_irvrslh wrote
Yeah, he didn't encourage him at all. He basically just said he can still get his life together from this point forward... A "you screwed up, but you don't have to keep screwing up." not a go out and find someone else to terrorize.
gregorydgraham t1_irvup8f wrote
Nah, that would be absurd. Why would anyone call their town Tyrone? Might as well can it Kevin.
Pearse_Borty t1_irvuv7m wrote
friendly reminder that Northern Ireland has probably the highest rate of domestic violence in Europe
Artnunymisss t1_irvveh3 wrote
Hello, American, Tyrone is a place in Ireland.
Artnunymisss t1_irvvfwh wrote
“The order imposed is the lightest touch I can afford.”
Artnunymisss t1_irvvhtx wrote
“The order imposed is the lightest touch I can afford.”
Artnunymisss t1_irvvmkv wrote
“The order imposed is the lightest touch I can afford.”
AndyB1976 t1_irvvooe wrote
AndyB1976 t1_irvvyw7 wrote
>“He has 67 previous offences, some of which are domestic in nature. He is managed by a specialist unit as a violent offender,” they added.
And judge tells him to find a woman and start a family. Fuck sakes.
Edit to add:
Also,
>The court was told eight women, including his mother and grandmother, had taken non-molestation orders against Feeney. He also has convictions for assaults and breaches of court orders, with the majority of his offending occurring while intoxicated. Judge Sherrard said this marked him “as a belligerent, drunken thug, a bully and a nuisance”.
That last sentence is how the judge himself described him, and STILL tells him to go start a family. WTF.
ringobob t1_irvwul5 wrote
Plenty of people pull their shit together in their thirties, or even later.
That doesn't mean someone who has built their life on being a piece of shit is capable of that. But age is not the issue.
_limitless_ t1_irvwx64 wrote
Boo, that's way less clickbaity.
You can't karma farm "Judge encourages Tyrone sex offender to get his shit together if he ever hopes to find a wife or partner."
_limitless_ t1_irvx3vr wrote
Oh, I get it. The satire is that he's not from a real place. Clever!
gregorydgraham t1_irvx94d wrote
I knew the Yanks would deliver
The_Vegan_Chef t1_irvxl2n wrote
4 1/2 year sentence, and a seven-year Sexual Offences Prevention Order.
So pick and mix all you want but the headline is a lie in context of what was said. Threshold wasn't met by the prosecution unfortunately to put him away for longer.
The_Vegan_Chef t1_irvxo7z wrote
You should read the article.
The_Vegan_Chef t1_irvxrzg wrote
You should read the article at least.
_limitless_ t1_irvxt40 wrote
Well, that's a step in the right direction from car bombs, I'd say.
Jjex22 t1_irvygay wrote
They usually cite ‘western Europe’ but yeah, I’d believe it’s that bad. 3 times as many women are killed per capita from domestic violence than the UK average, and domestic abuse crimes make up more than 18% of all crime total, and it’s increasing year on year.
Grantmitch1 t1_irvyhcb wrote
Read the article and you will also see the judge said:
> You are still a young man. There’s nothing that will stop you moving on with your life in a more productive way, finding work or finding a wife or partner, getting a family and a home.
In other words, in totality, the judge is saying
> You are a drunken piece of crap but if you work with the services available to you, stop drinking, and sort your life out, there is still an opportunity for you to have a good life, to find a partner, and perhaps even to have a family.
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mxlun t1_irw28le wrote
I laughed harder at this than I should have
regular6drunk7 t1_irw29n0 wrote
>He has 67 previous offences
What family is that judge talking about, the Manson family?
Godkin405 t1_irw45d1 wrote
No I only read headlines and assume the absolute worse of the situation never fact check and then get really angry this is the way
SilasX t1_irw580k wrote
Women who obsessively want to fix men: *furtive monkey puppet eyes*
Fuzakenaideyo t1_irw635w wrote
Judge Guile: go home & be a family man
Lebenkunstler t1_irw8s1t wrote
Exclusively people named Tyrone.
mordinvan t1_irw9aj4 wrote
Even that is frankly absurd. Some people are just broken, and need a visit out behind the barn.
mordinvan t1_irw9gau wrote
Car bombing soldiers, or beating women. I think the car bombs actually had the moral high ground at the time.
thatthatguy t1_irwd52p wrote
Could be worse. Could have named a town Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. But I guess they only used that name once, so that’s something.
Edit: it’s decided. I’m going to learn to pronounce that word and name a town “New Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”.
Lubberworts t1_irwe4e4 wrote
Doesn't that translate to Tyrone?
Lubberworts t1_irwe926 wrote
>this guy is no longer young. He’s in his mid-thirties
Hey! That's young. :(.
raven-of-the-sea t1_irwekh1 wrote
Yeah, because that will TOTALLY make him a model citizen. /s
goinmobile2030 t1_irwf5kv wrote
SashaNightWing t1_irwfaah wrote
I hope so. I'm in my 30's and still trying to get my life together. Feeling like it's basically over and i wasted it. No kids, no house, not doing the job I wanted, depressed and never feeling fulfilled. Each day blends into the next.
kevnmartin t1_irwfao7 wrote
Iertjepapiertje t1_irwfe6k wrote
And this guy can do that by adopting a dog or something.
hokomonococo t1_irwfl8m wrote
Sounds like the speech the judge gave Jeff Dahmer in the Netflix show
overly_unqualified t1_irwftui wrote
Yah that’s up on the highline. Miserable area
Fuzzy-Boss-4815 t1_irwh2jj wrote
This happens all too often, the result of men being mostly in positions of power, men are the most empathized with and considered. Not women, not children.
houseman1131 t1_irwjjli wrote
So he can rape his family?
The_Vegan_Chef t1_irwjvwy wrote
Love how you edited it and read the first third but still didn't make it to the bit you actually "quoted" first. rotffl
oldcreaker t1_irwk8h7 wrote
Wow - judge tells him it's time to settle down and just assault his wife.
MakeAionGreatAgain t1_irwknqn wrote
Directely linked to their high rate of FASD.
AndyB1976 t1_irwlzxg wrote
What are you on about? I edited it to add the second part. And either way, the point still stands. Dude is a piece of shit. Judge acknowledges he's a piece of shit. Judge tells him he hopes he can start a family.
I don't see what the fucking issue is with my comment. Y'all bent of shape about someone pointing out the ridiculousness of this judge? Go away bootlickers.
Pearse_Borty t1_irwnktq wrote
The county is called Tyrone. Pronounced Tir-owen, anglicised from Tír Eoghain
Stormtrooper775s t1_irwnynb wrote
Sure... if you can't find anyone to molest, just breed em. Sounds like a great plan your honor.
coyote-1 t1_irwobb4 wrote
From a physical standpoint, indeed mid-30s is not old.
But from a developmental standpoint, particularly for a relentlessly dimwitted criminal like this whose crimes against victims are clearly escalating over time, it’s VERY old. Who he is today was formed a looong time ago.
Placid_Observer t1_irwq538 wrote
THIS is the part that's getting the judge off the rails imo. He seems to be channeling archaic tropes like "Rub some dirt on it!!" or "Walk it off!!" to motivate the guy to be less-shitty as a human.
bluebottled t1_irwq7re wrote
Yeah the article is even worse than the headline. 67 previous offences, mother and grandmother have ‘non-molestation’ orders against him, but the Judge decides he shouldn’t be considered dangerous.
QuestionableAI t1_irwq9az wrote
Sure... every woman looking for a rapey pedo for a daddy baby. Judge was a man, right? Of course he was, asshole.
Uncynical_Diogenes t1_irwqmgx wrote
Well I’m assuming you aren’t a rapist, so you’ve got that going for you.
Remember, you don’t have to outrun the bear. Just the worst humans.
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Singer-Such t1_irwqpfk wrote
I did... he showed sympathy to a rapist and repeat abuser. That is not at all appropriate.
SashaNightWing t1_irwqv4o wrote
That is true, I'm not a rapist! There are positives hahaha. Just wish i was closer to where I thought i would be at this age hahaha.
jjpenguins66 t1_irwr1hl wrote
Intelligence is not a job requirement to be a judge. Sorry. :)
Singer-Such t1_irwrakc wrote
How does reading the article paint the judge in a better light than the headline? Incredible
Lubberworts t1_irws9p7 wrote
So, you're saying there's a chance?
xavier120 t1_irww3rf wrote
Somebody enjoys Scandinavian weather forecasts.
ScalyDestiny t1_irwx0du wrote
I dunno, the ones who got all the steps done in the right order are all pretty miserable too. Think the whole idea was a no-win scenario, so don't beat yourself up for losing.
jolly-jasper t1_irx0qvz wrote
No relation to Florida Man.
HappyHighwayman t1_irx0xr1 wrote
How many women write to convicted murderers and marry them? It's a non-zero number
M-elephant t1_irx1jx3 wrote
Preferably one big enough to bite back if he gets mean to it
GaMa-Binkie t1_irx2l6m wrote
>The court was told eight women, including his mother and grandmother, had taken non-molestation orders against Feeney
The guy only got 4 years for this many offences, they may as well put up the bat signal for rapists
Grohlyone t1_irx3zw7 wrote
Isn't that Welsh?
BrandoThePando t1_irx4r1b wrote
That's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
xavier120 t1_irx5vk9 wrote
ErictheStone t1_irx5wvv wrote
That's the most SoundCloud rapper name I've heard all week.
lordlossxp t1_irx74r2 wrote
Sounds like a roger persona from american dad
Bananaflakes08 t1_irx7tdh wrote
This is in the UK
Residual_Marinara t1_irx8o5n wrote
"Sex" is my middle name.
stopcounting t1_irx8o79 wrote
"You don't need to be defined by your name, Tyrone!"
spacestationkru t1_irx8xi5 wrote
What's a Tyrone sex offender.? Is Tyrone a place?
VanillaCupcake999 t1_irxaoft wrote
Maybe the judge has a daughter he can introduce him to
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Mega-Steve t1_irxb264 wrote
What's UK equivalent of "Boys will be boys"?
CraftyArmitage t1_irxbdxs wrote
I'm not sure what it translates to, but I believe its pronounced "Tyrone"
The_Vegan_Chef t1_irxbsow wrote
That absolutely not what happened according to the minutes of the filing, but feel free to signal
curds-and-whey-HEY t1_irxbui1 wrote
Yes- this is exactly what a family needs /s
The_Vegan_Chef t1_irxc14n wrote
> Judge tells him he hopes he can start a family.
Again... That's just not what was said. You must have written the headline.
mmlovin t1_irxc8qd wrote
Jsmith0730 t1_irxcjl4 wrote
I dunno how many women are gonna wanna take the last name Sex Offender.
Unperfectblue t1_irxcp1x wrote
Dennis Parger is that you ?
pureeviljester t1_irxd27j wrote
Let me guess. Christian judge?
PsychiatricSD t1_irxd3hg wrote
Welcome to all sexual crimes in America. Just down the road from me a grandfather was caught in the act by the dad with daughter, dad got more time for beating the shit out of him than grandpa did for molestation.
Fuzzy-Boss-4815 t1_irxd75m wrote
Usually it's the pick me women that get the promotion 💁🏽♀️
Lubberworts t1_irxda5w wrote
Oh yes, TIL.
Adventurous_toast23 t1_irxewni wrote
The one time it's not Alabama.
DragonBank t1_irxf5jj wrote
Ah yes. Northern Ireland is also my favorite part of America.
memberflex t1_irxfmgp wrote
Howard Moon, colon explorer
mrstruong t1_irxgg44 wrote
I don't know who needs to hear this (clearly this judge does) but women do not exist to rehabiliate broken, troubled, dangerous, and abusive men.
We are not a substitute for a jail or prison or rehab or therapist.
Getting married to us will not turn a violent offender into a 'good man'.
ensanesane t1_irxho7b wrote
Tyrone, the original Karen as far as unpopularizing a name goes
NightWolfRose t1_irxhrb7 wrote
This was a horrible story, so I really needed this laugh afterwards, thank you.
Private62645949 t1_irxhxix wrote
Yes but how many are named Tyrone Sex Offender?
DeathByLemmings t1_irxizie wrote
While I understand what you are saying, the conclusion of your opinion is that rehabilitation doesn’t happen. I’m not sure I like that nor agree
emilyeverafter t1_irxjqsn wrote
> A probation officer said Feeney should be considered dangerous, but Judge Sherrard felt the threshold wasn’t met, and while accepting his offending has escalated, it was the first sexual offence.
> It was noted Feeney received support from prison chaplain Fr Michael Bingham who, although recently passed away, found “the character image of the defendant being a menace to vulnerable women is one I find hard to reconcile given his moral sensibilities”.
> Feeney was sentenced to four-and-half-years in prison — the bulk of which has been served on remand — and handed a seven-year Sexual Offences Prevention Order.
>However, the judge declined to ban Feeney from contacting women through the internet because he did not “want him excluded from normal life”.
> “It’s not the online contact which proved problematic but rather the behaviour afterwards,” he said.
> Sex offender registration was ordered indefinitely.
> Concluding, Judge Sherrard told Feeney: “You are still a young man. There’s nothing that will stop you moving on with your life in a more productive way, finding work or finding a wife or partner, getting a family and a home.
> “The order imposed is the lightest touch I can afford.”
Ah yes, good. Thank goodness we are giving the lightest possible punishments to rapists. /sarcasm.
SalaciousSunTzu t1_irxku7z wrote
He lives in the UK?
allpurposeone t1_irxl8tr wrote
Maybe start a nice prison family and get back with us in 70 years..
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coyote-1 t1_irxlfi5 wrote
Rehabilitation does happen… but I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t happen if someone’s offenses are becoming worse. When you’ve recently graduated from mere property crime to sexual assault, you are NOT showing a proclivity to ceasing a life of crime anytime soon.
GetlostMaps t1_irxlv6r wrote
No wonder he's unmarried. Dating must be hard with that name.
bread93096 t1_irxm035 wrote
“But remember: never get high on your own supply.”
Guntcher1423 t1_irxmc78 wrote
Did the judge suggest that he should register GOP and run for congress? Inquiring minds want to know.
GetlostMaps t1_irxmmy4 wrote
DeathByLemmings t1_irxn3ha wrote
I still do not agree with throwing in the towel. What you’re suggesting is that it would be better for him to be put to death now
Account_Both t1_irxo4no wrote
Its not old, but its past the point of change or redemption for most people.
No_Gains t1_irxpofv wrote
Lives on beragh ireland. Or the case was in breragh. Tyrone is northern ireland. Domestic violence is a huge issue in ireland, it has one of the highest rates. The judge telling him he can clean up his act and be a better person dispite the dude having like i think it was 46 other counts of violence is dumb af. Especially in a place where domestic violence is very high. This guy is never going to clean up nor go on the straight and narrow.
throwthrowthroweeet t1_irxs9yl wrote
It's a county in Ireland
Ok_Cauliflower_3007 t1_irxsxnu wrote
Judge stressed that nothing in the punishment should affect him finding a wife and starting a family or living a normal life. Oh well, goody goody, we wouldn't want anyone other than the victim's life to be affected by him trying to rape someone.
Ok_Cauliflower_3007 t1_irxtgva wrote
But it's his first sexual offense so we definitely need to allow him to commit as many more as possible. And given that the judge refused to ban him from looking for women online because it wasn't how they met but his subsequent behaviour that was the problem I would say yes, that's exactly what the judge is suggesting.
*rolls eyes* yes judge we know it was the subsequent assault that was the problem but that bit's already illegal so we were hoping to ban him from using dating apps so when he inevitably breaches that condition we could arrest him *before* he assaults anyone else.
CrawlerSiegfriend t1_irxvhtg wrote
Ummm, I can think of some situations where this might be a legitimate response from the judge but definitely not this one.
coyote-1 t1_irxwq9n wrote
I’m not saying either one. I’m saying it’s an error to hold out ”wife and children” as a path forward for him at this time.
jordantask t1_irxxlxq wrote
Oh, didn’t you hear?
He tried to change it to Tyrone Rapist but they wouldn’t do it so they all compromised on Tyrone Sex Offender.
jordantask t1_irxxpey wrote
I knew a Chad Rapist once.
Pretty-Sir2878 t1_irxzfhm wrote
At least protect the victims from STDs and sponsor rapists with condoms …/s
Humane-Human t1_iry1zui wrote
he abused his mother and grandmother.
"The court was told eight women, including his mother and grandmother,
had taken non-molestation orders against Feeney. He also has convictions
for assaults and breaches of court orders, with the majority of his
offending occurring while intoxicated. "
Orwells-Bastard-Son t1_iry88pi wrote
Judge sentances innocent woman to marry sex offernder.
Igor_J t1_iry9jza wrote
There is a Tyrone on the west coast of Florida.
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StNowhere t1_iryacjy wrote
Was his middle initial D?
PsychiatricSD t1_iryah8w wrote
I'm sorry but I don't get the joke could you explain it to me
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mynameis4826 t1_iryaq2s wrote
Assuming that something happened in the USA and making the obligatory "This is America" comment without even bothering to read the article is, ironically, a peak Americanism.
Flaky-Leader-6056 t1_irybklv wrote
Not all Tyrones!
spandexcatsuit t1_iryc21q wrote
What the fucking hell.
SalaciousSunTzu t1_iryc8ec wrote
Oh I agree, I would have him hanged, drawn and quartered if I had it my way
OxygenWaster02 t1_irycjop wrote
Well to be fair, until 2015, male victims of sexual violence weren’t even recognized as proper victims. It’s also been observed that female perpetrators tend to be sentenced less severely (if at all) than male perpetrators in almost all forms of crime, including sexual violence. Men haven’t exactly been looking out for other men
Plus_Ambition6514 t1_irycshq wrote
Why does this remind me of Kirk from Gilmore girls...
johannesgh t1_irydv11 wrote
Why "at this time"? It might be ok later? Why?
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Mikimao t1_iryijne wrote
r/wooosh
raginghappy t1_irylfc6 wrote
And read the comment as meaning this is type of bllsht sentence is what happens regularly in the US, not that the article is about the US ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Humane-Human t1_irynavy wrote
Ok buddy
coyote-1 t1_iryp5wf wrote
To me, a person like that has to prove he is OK with himself before ever considering putting him in a position of influence or authority. If he can somehow manage to turn it around, to learn what he needs to learn, then perhaps somewhere down the road he could become a useful family man.
Given his record I highly doubt it.
lurker12346 t1_irypkt9 wrote
A female sex offender ofc
Fuzzy-Boss-4815 t1_iryrx2p wrote
I think you need to actually look up those stats hun
OxygenWaster02 t1_irysg6p wrote
https://docs.iza.org/dp2870.pdf
https://www.purdue.edu/uns/html4ever/2004/041213.Goodwin.gender.html
I recommend you do some research, hun
HellsMalice t1_iryt2ze wrote
In a weird way that must make single people feel much safer
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roguetrick t1_iryv7bu wrote
People still use Plenty of Fish?
Sweeth_Tooth99 t1_iryvy5m wrote
Dont think Sexual offenses is something you can come back from, they cant be reinserted into society, not because the offender doesnt want to get rehabilitated but because sexual offenses carry the worst stigma in society, most if no all people wouldnt want to see or be near a sex offender, he probably will need to live a life of isolation, i dont what was the judge thinking, he knows no woman would want to have something to do with the person in question.
cfdeveloper t1_irywcng wrote
more social programs???
Your_mom_jr t1_irz2k76 wrote
This happened in north Ireland not America.
70sbananatits t1_irz6osz wrote
How many Chads did they rape?
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jordantask t1_irz9a9n wrote
All the Chads.
All. The. Chads.
GreenRiverJiller t1_irz9hrv wrote
That reminds me one of the two most popular singers in Kazakhstan. Billy Sexcrime
Goleeb t1_irzd1lt wrote
>She agreed to let him in but warned there would be “no funny business”. However, Feeney sexually assaulted her, paying no attention when she cried out.
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>The victim fled, but he followed her and said: “It’ll be alright. We’ll talk in the morning.”
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>However, the judge declined to ban Feeney from contacting women through the internet because he did not “want him excluded from normal life”.
“It’s not the online contact which proved problematic but rather the behaviour afterwards,” he said.
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>“The order imposed is the lightest touch I can afford.”
The title might be sensational, but the judge should be fired.
compsciasaur t1_irzjgif wrote
All of them.
MuperSario-AU t1_irzkg0u wrote
kid named sex offender:
Good_Philosopher_653 t1_irzmelo wrote
>belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/n...
What's that old joke; naming someone "Jeeves" is dooming them to servitude?
PixelofDoom t1_irzujlb wrote
>non-molestation order
I Googled that to see if it was really a thing...turns out it is. Makes me wonder what the point is of getting a court to forbid an already forbidden thing...
ConsistentlyPeter t1_is012nf wrote
Bit of a clickbait title - the Judge actually says (paraphrasing) "You're young, it's not too late to turn your life around, eventually settle down with a wife and a family." He wasn't suggesting he get married to cure his horrendous behaviour.
But what really galls me, is that after all of this - and 67 previous offences - he's been essentially let off partly because the prison chaplain said "Ah, he's a good lad really." Priests pissed on their own morality chips a long time ago, IMO, and we need to stop looking to those fuckers for moral guidance.
PsychiatricSD t1_is06s9l wrote
Ah ok so it was a misunderstanding, I get it now ty. Like someone else said I could have been more clear but I was saying this happens a lot in America too.
M-elephant t1_is0wkhw wrote
Probably just to document that there was an issue
sieri00 t1_is19f1w wrote
Not without proper support network that don't exist in today's society
Apprehensive_Idea758 t1_is7v3fk wrote
Sex offenders do not deserve to have wives or girlfriends or children.
Steph_Sydney t1_isa8tlt wrote
It sounds like the judge is suggesting women are rehabilitation centres for broken men.
He needs to stay far away from women. Forever.
Steph_Sydney t1_isa919w wrote
I never got to do what I thought I would be doing at this age! I just decided to live my life as it is, instead of pining for the one I wanted.
BedderDaddy t1_irvi2ve wrote
Limits the collateral damage of your lenient sentences.