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infamous2k t1_isb5jor wrote
So where the video at though?
MetricVeil t1_isb79ru wrote
Is this the epitome of 'putting your balls on the line' by putting your balls online? :D
infamous2k t1_isb9h1j wrote
Things he’ll do for his country
infamous2k t1_isb9k1o wrote
Clutch lol
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resorcinarene t1_isbd41r wrote
> “I’m very much an introvert,” the “very liberal” registered Democrat said. “I’m kind of a nerd who doesn’t like to be the center of attention if I can avoid it. But I thought the issues I’m trying to address are so important… I wanted to have my issues talked about in some way.”
Dude put out a sex tape and is running for a congressional seat and has the gall to say he's an introvert lmao
timojenbin t1_isbe1q5 wrote
I believe you're sex positive, I don't have to positively see you having sex.
MisThrowaway235 t1_isbebar wrote
Like the girls on gonewild: I'm super shy! Here is my gapped asshole.
BazilBroketail t1_isbflbi wrote
I'm all for legalizing sex work, but this dude just wanted people to watch him bang a porn star. I'm betting he paid her so, he's putting his money where his mouth is, but, this don't help the cause.
Ahelex t1_isbghtd wrote
This issue could be a breaking point for him.
unicorn-semen t1_isbinf6 wrote
Councilman Dexhardt?
Khaldara t1_isbjjtu wrote
TSA pickup lines
goinmobile2030 t1_isbk290 wrote
What a dick. Literally.
throneismelting t1_isbk6ig wrote
I meant to vote for this dude but I pulled my ballot out of the ballot box at the last second and threw it in a poll worker’s face.
MolniyaSokol t1_isbogl7 wrote
The most outrageous thing here is a politician claiming to normalize something then actually following through with their claim.
Leiryn t1_isbowab wrote
/r/thathappened
patman3030 t1_isbrxhs wrote
In an unprecedented turn of events, a politician claimed to hold a set of beliefs and then actually backed up said claims with his actions. Politics will never be the same.
businessman99 t1_isbujax wrote
chasonreddit t1_isbvw0z wrote
I had to have sex with a porn star for the public good.
What a hero.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_isbysfd wrote
I think politics should be sex and religion neutral, but, I do find the candor refreshing and if we can get rid of this distraction and get onto the real issues we have -- that isn't a bad thing.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_isbyw4h wrote
Yes, but that's just tequila.
MonkeyAlpha t1_isc1gc6 wrote
If I lived there he would get my vote!
OldBob10 t1_isc2rh1 wrote
Maybe I should send in a mail-in vote for this guy.
Full disclosure: don’t live in this guys district so would have to commit a crime to vote for him. Don’t agree with much of anything he apparently stands for. Obviously I’m a registered Republican, because I think I can post about this on Reddit and get away with it! 🤪
ijeanofdreammie t1_isc3b0z wrote
Let’s hope Jerry Nadler doesn’t reciprocate, because there are things you just can’t unsee.
monkeyhind t1_isc3wj9 wrote
I wouldn't mind seeing him naked. I mean, he's no Chris Meloni, but...
OppositionComp t1_isc64v4 wrote
OppositionComp t1_isc69mc wrote
You forgot "but I have this exhibitionist kink so see my freak flag fly."
ohindeedomar t1_isc6nsh wrote
r/woosh Dont get the porn reference? Lol
owjfaigs222 t1_isc7cl9 wrote
Hopefully we will design AI that will figure out that brawndo isn't that good for crops.
GoarSpewerofSecrets t1_isc8stj wrote
Looks less weird than a lot of dudes in porn.
Leiryn t1_isc8w0t wrote
Lol no I'm afraid I'm a bit out of the loop on this one
QuePasaCasa t1_isc9g0u wrote
This reads like someone getting in front of blackmail.
Alaishana t1_isc9pas wrote
Pornhub of course. The girl is kinda sexy, but the scene is lame, also, he lets her do all the work. Hmmm, not angling for the women's vote, I guess.
Saved you a click, maybe.
Third_Triumvirate t1_isca46u wrote
It's nice to see a politician following through on their platform with action. ;)
malonkey1 t1_iscn3le wrote
Yeah, it's good to see a politician who's willing to put his moneyshot where her mouth is.
cancerousiguana t1_isco6a4 wrote
Plus he's running as a third party and has no chance of winning. All he can do realistically is use his platform to get his point across and hope people listen. Not a bad way to do it.
KristinaHeartford t1_iscqw1v wrote
😮💨
Smirnoffico t1_iscragh wrote
Serve the country. Whatever sacrifice it takes
Interesting_Cup8621 t1_iscrvc6 wrote
There is no way I can win this so let's see how much fun I can have!
alwaysgambling t1_iscssbm wrote
Did he get to pay her with campaign funds?
funnyfaceguy t1_isdb0ni wrote
he's campaigning on legalizing prostitution and so I would say he's way ahead of it if someone was trying to blackmail him
SomebodyInNevada t1_isdc2nx wrote
I would want to check out the rest of his platform but this certainly would go a long way towards getting my vote if I lived there.
Honest politicians do exist--they just don't get elected.
SticksDiesel t1_ise0ngp wrote
When I see this title all I think of is Jerry from Rick and Morty saying "we're sex positive" a number of times.
Naughtai t1_ise7jm2 wrote
Well now I'm curious who funded the tape. Was that the whole purpose of running, to get a free lay and recording of it?
draculamilktoast t1_ise88xr wrote
That's exactly not how extroversion and introversion work. Introverts do extroverted stuff, just less frequently and they will probably be outside their comfort zone while doing it, and vice versa.
Hipcheck16 t1_isecq7t wrote
iamunknowntoo t1_isecr74 wrote
If you've read his policy platform, idk what to think.
He seems weirdly adamant on redefining abortion as "the right to not become a parent". He also randomly puts under "Abortion rights for women" that "Men should not be required to support biological children without prior agreement", which is a really strange thing to say in the context of supporting abortion rights.
compsciasaur t1_isejypx wrote
It's a moneyshot reference
compsciasaur t1_isek0o9 wrote
I hope he wins.
Commercial-Amount344 t1_isew3ye wrote
I mean we had a president named tricky dick, one who got a blowy in the OG office and another who executed his pedo pimp in prison. I am really not surprised.
assjackal t1_isf97tb wrote
I doubt they will get voted in, but solidarity and dignity for sex workers is something that needs to be widespread. It's literally a vocation older than recorded history, puritan christian bullshit ruins everything natural about society.
Northwindlowlander t1_isf9l6a wrote
I cannot believe how few headlines are saying "sex position"
Northwindlowlander t1_isf9pj4 wrote
It does, but it's not
TuliBean t1_isfbazt wrote
" “I’m kind of a nerd who doesn’t like to be the center of attention if I can avoid it..." the irony of a 'politicaian' feel that way doesn't make any sense since that's literally all they actually do, also all this does the same because he could focus on actual sex workers, not pretend to be one for an afternoon. That's all before you get his pro dead beat dad bit.
Tellywozzle t1_isghhy9 wrote
are you seriously reviewing a porn video like it's a fucking blockbuster movie
Tellywozzle t1_isght8g wrote
Alaishana t1_isicxwx wrote
Now you have a go-to person for all your porn flic critique needs.
As Sturgeon's revelation also applies to porn, just ask about the other 10% and I'll give you a helping hand.
Jacuul t1_ism1fsm wrote
I have no idea why both of us are being downvoted, but I chuckled at your comment
Umadatjcal t1_isb5g0p wrote
I’m for it