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austinsoundguy t1_iuq2yre wrote on November 2, 2022 at 4:47 AM

#424,011

The Guardian: technically not The Onion

TricksterWolf t1_iuq58hg wrote on November 2, 2022 at 5:13 AM

#424,110

and after reading this masterpiece, the little pop-up requests you donate money to them to support outstanding journalism like this article in these trying times

PreviouslyOnBible t1_iuq5tfq wrote on November 2, 2022 at 5:20 AM

#424,142

Replying to austinsoundguy (#424,011)

Man, I read the whole thing so you don't have to.

Guy gets drunk. Police come. "I'm Jason Bourne." Drunk behavior: taking off clothes, falling over, etc. Gets arrested. Turns out his name isn't Jason Bourne.

Apart from some semi-clever snark, there is nothing of content in this article.

kingdazy t1_iuq60g2 wrote on November 2, 2022 at 5:23 AM

#424,156

So it's just an attempt at a humor piece, about a belligerent drunk who told the cops that he was Jason Borne, but get this, he actually wasn't.

Wow.

chrisinsocalif t1_iuq83mc wrote on November 2, 2022 at 5:49 AM

#424,253

He is Yason Bourne Identity. Saw him on Jimmy Kimmel.

UghKakis t1_iuq8tiq wrote on November 2, 2022 at 5:58 AM

#424,286

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Borne

BertzReynolds t1_iuq9760 wrote on November 2, 2022 at 6:03 AM

#424,306

This is trash.

Or rubbish if you prefer.

TurbulentRabbit6366 t1_iurjgy5 wrote on November 2, 2022 at 2:36 PM

#426,916

Turns out his name was David Webb

tryingtodefendhim t1_ius0eh4 wrote on November 2, 2022 at 4:28 PM

#427,931

Jason Bourne is a 100% fictional character.