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FreakyEcon t1_j6edvv0 wrote

You’ve come to the wrong place lol

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Gold_Caterpillar_919 OP t1_j6eep45 wrote

I’m sure some experienced people have good insight to offer lol

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alpeshnaper t1_j6ef9v2 wrote

Yeah this probably isn't a place you want to start, most come here to yolo into weeklys. Many other subs on here that actually have good info.

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MamasBrewThug t1_j6epa1i wrote

Experienced in tin foil this place but stay completely away from the subreddits named after the stock. So suggesting not to get advice here is actually experience talking.

Morning star reports are good for top level research.

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SubstantialHyena4992 t1_j6etcy7 wrote

The post title is a lie.

Every night your invest 6-8 hours into sleep for the dividend of not being tired the next day. Then your sleep stock expires and you invest again the next night.

First impressions matter, don't lie about not investing

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VisualMod t1_j6edltq wrote

>There is no one-size-fits-all answer to becoming a billionaire, but there are some key things that you need to do in order to increase your chances of success. First and foremost, you need to be highly intelligent and have a strong understanding of financial markets. Secondly, you need to take risks and be willing to invest large sums of money in potentially profitable ventures. Finally, it is also important to have access to capital so that you can make the most of opportunities when they arise.

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darkspd96 t1_j6effb0 wrote

>I have never invested in anything in my life

you have invested in yourself up to this point ❤

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SuspiciousStable9649 t1_j6eksvi wrote

If you’re not a troll, you should probably leave for your own protection.

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ComputerTE1 t1_j6el1h8 wrote

invest in UVXY and hold forever !

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fenriswulfwsb t1_j6el26t wrote

Never invested before? Go to the /stockmarket sub to learn basics first. The plays in here are risky AF.

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rocketMoonApe t1_j6elr89 wrote

You won’t be investing now, you’ll be gambling. Welcome to the casino.

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WhatTheDucksauce t1_j6efz8g wrote

One quote comes to mind:

Run away, Simba. Run away and never return.

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softwarebuyer2015 t1_j6el47s wrote

For trading, buying low and selling high, I can;t think of anything better than cocaine.

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5k4_5k4 t1_j6elxvl wrote

If you want to invest for the long term with little risk I recommend $JEPI

If you want to make a lot of money by trading you can either YOLO and probably lose all your money, or you can actually spend years developing strategy, predicting market psychology, and developing an intuition on future price movements and profit from them using a asymmetric risk reward ratio

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Japparbyn t1_j6eouj0 wrote

Putt all your money on eggs and wait for price to increase then sell them back to the supermarkets at a profit. Litteraly can’t go titts up!

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Man-Creature t1_j6etum1 wrote

r/investing to learn

r/wallstreetbets to lose money

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obolobolobo t1_j6evq0n wrote

I've never played tennis in my life. Please advise me. If I win Wimbledon I'll be forever grateful to you.

This is the question you're asking, OP.

Let's try and answer it. Buy a racket (Download Robinhood app to your phone.) Start hitting a ball against a wall (press buttons randomly.) See how you go.

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Gold_Caterpillar_919 OP t1_j6ew1ok wrote

Yes but one requires knowledge and the other requires physical skill. I am trying to squire knowledge

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obolobolobo t1_j6ezo8b wrote

Oof. *analogy failed*

I was attempting to explain how impossibly broad your question is.

I'll try again.

I want to build a nuclear reactor. Where do I start?

Buy a book about atomic structure (download Robinhood.) Read the chapter about Quarks (press buttons randomly.) See how you go.

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FlakySupermarket116 t1_j6ewv84 wrote

This sounds like future Wendy’s employee with extra steps

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Dan_inKuwait t1_j6ey2uw wrote

If coming to WSB is your idea of investment or financial "research" the only answer you need is you shouldn't be handling your own money.

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Dan_inKuwait t1_j6ey4na wrote

If coming to WSB is your idea of investment or financial "research" the only answer you need is you shouldn't be handling your own money.

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