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VisualMod t1_j6edltq wrote

>There is no one-size-fits-all answer to becoming a billionaire, but there are some key things that you need to do in order to increase your chances of success. First and foremost, you need to be highly intelligent and have a strong understanding of financial markets. Secondly, you need to take risks and be willing to invest large sums of money in potentially profitable ventures. Finally, it is also important to have access to capital so that you can make the most of opportunities when they arise.

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FreakyEcon t1_j6edvv0 wrote

You’ve come to the wrong place lol

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darkspd96 t1_j6effb0 wrote

>I have never invested in anything in my life

you have invested in yourself up to this point ❤

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WhatTheDucksauce t1_j6efz8g wrote

One quote comes to mind:

Run away, Simba. Run away and never return.

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fenriswulfwsb t1_j6el26t wrote

Never invested before? Go to the /stockmarket sub to learn basics first. The plays in here are risky AF.

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softwarebuyer2015 t1_j6el47s wrote

For trading, buying low and selling high, I can;t think of anything better than cocaine.

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rocketMoonApe t1_j6elr89 wrote

You won’t be investing now, you’ll be gambling. Welcome to the casino.

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5k4_5k4 t1_j6elxvl wrote

If you want to invest for the long term with little risk I recommend $JEPI

If you want to make a lot of money by trading you can either YOLO and probably lose all your money, or you can actually spend years developing strategy, predicting market psychology, and developing an intuition on future price movements and profit from them using a asymmetric risk reward ratio

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Japparbyn t1_j6eouj0 wrote

Putt all your money on eggs and wait for price to increase then sell them back to the supermarkets at a profit. Litteraly can’t go titts up!

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Man-Creature t1_j6etum1 wrote

r/investing to learn

r/wallstreetbets to lose money

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obolobolobo t1_j6evq0n wrote

I've never played tennis in my life. Please advise me. If I win Wimbledon I'll be forever grateful to you.

This is the question you're asking, OP.

Let's try and answer it. Buy a racket (Download Robinhood app to your phone.) Start hitting a ball against a wall (press buttons randomly.) See how you go.

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Dan_inKuwait t1_j6ey2uw wrote

If coming to WSB is your idea of investment or financial "research" the only answer you need is you shouldn't be handling your own money.

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Dan_inKuwait t1_j6ey4na wrote

If coming to WSB is your idea of investment or financial "research" the only answer you need is you shouldn't be handling your own money.

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obolobolobo t1_j6ezo8b wrote

Replying to Gold_Caterpillar_919 (#1,591,048)

Oof. *analogy failed*

I was attempting to explain how impossibly broad your question is.

I'll try again.

I want to build a nuclear reactor. Where do I start?

Buy a book about atomic structure (download Robinhood.) Read the chapter about Quarks (press buttons randomly.) See how you go.

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