Perhaps Australia should recall its ambassador from Russia and downgrade relationship to consular level only because Russia cannot be trusted.

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> CANBERRA, Australia - Australia has quietly expelled a large Russian spy ring whose members were posing as diplomats, a newspaper reported Friday after Australia's main security agency revealed a major counterespionage success.

> The Australian Security Intelligence Organization, the nation's main domestic spy agency, revealed on Tuesday it had "Detected and disrupted a major spy network." ASIO has not named the country responsible.

> The Russian spies were quietly forced out of Australia over the past six months with their visas not renewed or cancelled, the newspaper reported.

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And now we are sending recon drones. Good stuff.

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"Your punishment will be to walk inland."

I was going to suggest sending Ukraine some cool weapons, but the fucking Aussies are ahead of me on this one, and I'm damn proud to hear it.
They just announced a new round of equipment for Ukraine, including drones and more howitzers.
That is a properly measured fuck you.

Why not put them in prison? Sending them back to Russia... wait that's actually a worst punishment never mind!

Igor Walkaboutsky.

Yuri Fuckaboutski to change name to Foundoutski posthumously.

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the australian spy scene is 100% chinese now?

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So fucking quiet no one reported on it here lol

Fox News?

Is it a “hive” or is it a “nest”…..

Australia doesn't have a local fox news. Our wanna be fox news copy is sky news.

ABC has a couple of videos on their Youtube channel, and there's also a video from Ch 9.

Its all murdock anyway

Ignore those satalites outside of Alice Springs though

Yeah, that's what I mean. No proper actual MSM reporting. Not sure why after all these decades I'm expecting any different, tbh lol

Because many of them are most likely embassy staff with diplomatic immunity.

ah new troups for the emo front!

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"Beef Stroganoff or Chow Mein tonight?"

Same shit, different corn

Did the author just like completely miss this key point of information?

>ASIO has not named the country responsible.

We also sent APCs early on.

Yeah, Ukraine specifically asked for Bushmasters by name, and we sent them some (we should probably send them more though).

As I understand it, offices for these people normally have pretty high windows

I'd be happier if it was execute or imprisonment. These Russian terrorists, supported by their own government, have been killing innocent civilians in targeted assassinations for years now. It will hardly dent their operation to just send them home, wtf treason is this.

Bushmasters are such a cool vehicle

Yes, someone needs to hold back the unbridled encroachment of My Chemical Romance...

It's more impactful when they fall out the first floor.

Just speaking of names, I hope Australia names their weapons after their animals. There has gotta be something with the EMU acronym but they have such a variety of deadly creatures that It would be interesting.

That or just make a drone that drops snakes. I dunno get creative with it and shake things up.

With the help of the latest shipment of Australian Koalas, the Ukrainian army has been inflicting devastating losses on Russian forces near the front.
Sounds bout right

Send the emus, they're undefeated in war

Despite being half a world away from the conflict, there's not much love in Australia for Russia. A lot of the passengers on MH17 were Australian (it was the 3rd most represented nationality after Dutch and Malaysian) as they were going to transfer to a flight to Melbourne. There were also a lot of doctors and scientists heading to an HIV conference in Melbourne that likely took a few years off research for more treatments/cures thanks to the loss of that collective knowledge. People were so outraged that the PM of the time threatened to "shirtfront" Putin at the G20 summit we were hosting a few months later (he wimped out though).

I fucking loathe the use of "quietly" and all of the dozens of buzz words headlines just loooove to use. If they posted the headline without the word quietly, it would still hold meaning and wouldn't sound like some stupid bs.

More people falling out of windows

The ASIO annual report was publicised in the media. The ASIO report DOES NOT NAME NAMES.

The allegations it was based out of the Russian Embassy came from other reports, as did expulsion of people.

They have really made it sound like this was ASIO announcing it, but that speech absolutely didn’t divulge or hint at which state was involved, which is protocol.

Pretty much walk anywhere.

If you manage to outwalk the spiders, snakes and drop bears the crocodiles will get you.

RIP Molly.

I'm no expert but I think there is a bit of mutual intelligence acceptance, you wouldn't want Russia to start executing random diplomats on false allegations. I think countries are more concerned with domestic spies than their foreign handlers.

As much as Tony Abbott was a complete numpty, he was apparently a very good boxer. That's a fight I wouldn't mind seeing.

> more howitzers

sort of , we are providing the powder to make them

They were gonna sell the EF88/F90 rifle in the US civvie market as the "Atrax", which is the genus name for funnelweb spiders.

Wow. Cool to know!

"Quietly"

I heard that's the Australian strategy if someone invades - retreat to the coasts and defend the cities, and let them have the entire desert lol

The koala population has taken a beating with bushfires and logging :( and they're pretty lazy, just sleep and eat most of the day.

Probably better to send the drop bears

You mean the facility Australia has permitted to operate because it’s a FIVE EYES partner who also gets access to US intelligence? Those are not the same thing

What in the holy duck is a drop bear?

Kinda like koalas but their diet includes meat and fruit which is higher in calories so they're much more active. They're still slow and clumsy on ground though, so they wait for prey in trees and then jump from there. Generally stay pretty far from cities though

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Yeah that’s the one! It’s cool when they spy on us

Why would the US need a base to spy on Australians when Australia already shares intelligence with the US

> I hope Australia names their weapons after their animals.

The Loyal Wingman Australia has developed is called the Ghost Bat.

> The species is the only Australian bat that preys on large vertebrates – birds, reptiles and other mammals – which they detect using acute sight and hearing, combined with echolocation, while waiting in ambush at a perch.

Soon to be known as Igor Mortis

I was just like "they should send some drones named Drop Bears" but then I was like "fuck it just send some drop bears." Imagine the reactions of the Russians who hadn't even seen indoor plumbing before they stole a Ukrainian home.

They don't. Having a CIA/NSA listening post in the middle of my country just isn't very nice :)

Put ‘em in a little helmet that says “kill ‘em all” and give them tiny cigars. You got a marvel movie right there.

This doctrine is based on the deeply held belief that invaders would enter the country from the very middle

From the north coast I think

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How the fuck do you line right next to the place and not know what Pine Gap does and what five eyes is? New Zealand, Australia, Great Britain, the US, and Canada. It's a joint use base. Sends signals to drones and satellites operating over the eastern hemisphere.

Instead of having to build your own fancy surveillance satellites + space program, we share ours, along with intelligence that the CSIO is definitely not catching on their own. So you save billions and we get a relay base in the eastern hemisphere.

If you're ever visiting Australia you will need to know that drop bears can and will kill you. Particularly tourists.

Their mistake

Once upon a time, Abbott said he was going "shirt front". Never happened. To borrow a phrase from (I think) an earlier Prime Minister, Abbott is all tip and no iceberg. 😄

Russia is a terrorist state

That’s as useful as invading Canada or Greenland from the North.

Yeah, invading from the north let's you disembark, setup, use land and sea and air routes, but from the actual east coast would mean a much, much longer trip by sea, the reef causing issues and obviously would be met with heavy resistance.

South coast is just absurdly long detour to pretty much the same scenario as going north or west. One city, and nothing else. Australia's just pretty empty. Size of the US but only like 7 major cities, mostly on the east coast with no major neighbours anywhere but north

Yeah, where else would you invade from though? It's an island with no neighbours but North, the only land close to it is north, major threats like China are north. The reef would make it hard to go east by sea too I think.

I doubt anyone would bother invading Australia anyway, it's just not worth the effort. Small population probably going to make a minor impact in wars with larger nations and fairly good allies to the north through all those islands you'd have to sail past.

There’s some videos from Ukranian soldiers praising the Bushie and thanking Australia which is pretty neat

Ya I don't know, maybe you'd have to drill from underground, through Rock and Stone...

Rock and Stone in the Heart!

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Why are you seppos always upset? I don’t want your foreign intelligence spooks in my country. It’s very simple. If it was strictly a civilian communication hub no one would care. Go build it in Guam or Diego Garcia or some shit

Meaning they used suppressors when executing them. I hope.