5050Clown t1_jegqbtp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:04 PM

Reply to comment by oreoblizz in FBI offers $40,000 reward for American woman kidnapped in Mexico while walking her dog by Ghoast_manz

PTSD? Here take this OTC ibuprofen and call us in a year.

5050Clown t1_jed8vy2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:08 AM

Reply to TIL about lava crickets, crickets that make their home in cooled lava and drink seafoam to survive by _Ping_-

If you're gonna call something a "lava cricket" and it isn't made of glowing lava and able to shoot lava from it's legs and lava beams from it's eyeballs and it doesn't live in a volcano then you're a bad scientist.

5050Clown t1_je575i3 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:30 PM

Reply to comment by DeadNotSleepingWI in Cheerleader playing cards in the back of a car. (1950s) by roomilyDeluge232

Jane Fonda is famous for looking like the spitting image of Jane Fonda.

5050Clown t1_jdpicpx wrote on March 26, 2023 at 4:09 AM

Reply to comment by pineappleshnapps in Kefalonia, Greece [2048x4028] [OC] by nkrsshp

Malaka!

5050Clown t1_jbckjzm wrote on March 8, 2023 at 1:44 AM

Reply to comment by atreyulostinmyhead in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann

I disagree. Dehumanizing black people will make it easier to find their own people who are willing to do what it takes to steal resources from Africa.

5050Clown t1_jal9kjf wrote on March 2, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Reply to Jay Leno looks great considering he had third degree burns all over his face by hopper75

Brand new face, same corny-ass sense of humor.

5050Clown t1_jabbwtz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:51 AM

Reply to comment by WiseChoices in Rights to 'Crying Indian' ad to go to Native American group by Slavic_Dusa

It's one of the many contributing factors that cause right-wing conservatives to look at Native American faces and then tell them to go back to Mexico. They were replaced by Europeans in their mind. Just like Jesus.

5050Clown t1_jaapzq9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:55 AM

Reply to comment by nosnevenaes in Jenilee Harrison as the annoying Cindy on three's company 1980s by steroidamoeba

She is annoying the hell out of that sweater.

5050Clown t1_j9rqzlo wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:15 AM

Reply to comment by kawkz440 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116

If everything goes as intended he'll be a legal slave by June.

5050Clown t1_j9rq198 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:08 AM

Reply to TIL certain moths have developed sound absorbing wings that make it harder for bats to hunt and eat them with their echolocation. The structure of the moth wings might someday help people soundproof places by RainManToothpicks

What do they mean someday? Just tape a bunch of moth wings to the walls. You can do that today.

5050Clown t1_j94fz3q wrote on February 19, 2023 at 4:03 AM

Reply to comment by Krimreaper1 in Netflix Quietly Drops Its ‘Surprise Me’ Shuffle Button by Captain_Smartass_

elderly male goatse, everytime

5050Clown t1_j8gtess wrote on February 14, 2023 at 4:50 AM

Reply to comment by Due-Enthusiasm-1802 in Danny Devito’s class photo, also from the American Academy of Dramatic Arts, class of 1966 by dbear26

"Danny, why are you leaning forward?"

"There's something pulling me forward, it's a weight, in my pants. Guess what it is."

5050Clown t1_j6lspna wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:50 AM

Reply to comment by krisalyssa in ELI5: when people give up red meat for lent, why do they always eat fish instead? Aren't chicken and turkey white meats too? by Inanimatepony

Human flesh and blood are on the menu though. Provided it is the flesh and blood of the greatest human who ever lived.

5050Clown t1_j53eyt8 wrote on January 20, 2023 at 2:56 AM

Reply to NSYNC in 1997 by Djf47021

This is back when Fatone wasn't the fat one yet.

5050Clown t1_j4yrmqp wrote on January 19, 2023 at 4:49 AM

Reply to comment by AwesomeDragon97 in "Origami" DNA Traps Could Keep Large Viruses From Infecting Cells by filosoful

It's an entirely unexplored method of arriving at a post apocalyptic wasteland where the majority of humans are reanimated corpses trying to infect the last living humans . This time it's DNA origami.

5050Clown t1_j4y7gxm wrote on January 19, 2023 at 2:12 AM

Reply to comment by Numerous-Afternoon89 in Watch Boston Dynamics' Atlas humanoid work at a 'construction site' - The Robot Report by Gari_305

Pretty sure it's just gonna be robots coming back from the future to kill the grandparents and parents of the humans who are good at fighting back.

5050Clown t1_j46wq1q wrote on January 13, 2023 at 4:16 PM

Reply to Nearly all of California exits the worst drought categories in U.S. Drought Monitor by pneumatichorseman

The drought is definitely over in the parking lot of my friends apartment complex. Anyone want to buy a Tesla that has water damage due to being completely submerged?

5050Clown t1_j3kxxll wrote on January 9, 2023 at 7:12 AM

Reply to TIL Pluto hasn't completed an orbit around the sun since its discovery. Pluto's orbit takes about 248 years, and Pluto was discovered in 1930. by irbinator

ME: Hey Pluto. How many Pluto years have you been a planet now?

Pluto: Fuck you.

5050Clown t1_j3cwaci wrote on January 7, 2023 at 5:48 PM

Reply to comment by Digital_loop in Las Vegas restaurant goes from having almost no customers, to sold out after review from famous TikToker by CaptLeaderLegend26

Tree fitty

5050Clown t1_j2ffrdf wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:45 PM

Reply to comment by Igottamake in [ELI5] Why do plumbers hate Drano? by kalesalaad5

It's a small rodent-like mammal that you push into a drain. They will naturally seek out the clog and eat it. Sometimes people cover them in cocaine and shove them in their butt.