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Aleashed t1_jdh84tq wrote
Reply to comment by c0brachicken in Feds Stalked Suspects With an Apple AirTag, Report Says by ChickenTeriyakiBoy1
I forgot, damn
Aleashed t1_jdgx9b1 wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_UR_SNARES in Feds Stalked Suspects With an Apple AirTag, Report Says by ChickenTeriyakiBoy1
Joke is on them, now they got to pay Apple $2 million
Aleashed t1_jad9aja wrote
Reply to comment by AdmirableVanilla1 in Researchers plan supercomputers that are powered by human brain cells | "Computers that run on this 'biological hardware' could in the next decade begin to alleviate energy-consumption demands of supercomputing." by chrisdh79
Now we just need a cheap source of fresh human brains…
Aleashed t1_jacb3x2 wrote
Reply to comment by overlord7517 in FBI arrests so-called sedition panda in 6 January Capitol riot case by batmaninwonderland
Sure, wasn’t there just an article about rectal feeding in US prisons?
Aleashed t1_jaca6wx wrote
Reply to comment by asstyrant in As crews remove contaminated soil and liquid from Ohio toxic train wreck site, concerns emerge about where it's going. by ILikeTalkn2Myself
No need, we got really deep canyons
Aleashed t1_j9zdeia wrote
Reply to comment by DeificClusterfuck in California Lottery stands behind $2 billion Powerball winner despite claim ticket was stolen by ILikeTalkn2Myself
Bro, read before you type
https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billón
You might not be able to read but I’m sure you can count the 12 zeros on that number
Aleashed t1_j9z99kh wrote
Reply to comment by RealisticDelusions77 in California Lottery stands behind $2 billion Powerball winner despite claim ticket was stolen by ILikeTalkn2Myself
Bro, your Billions are weak.
Our Billions are a Million Millions.
Aleashed t1_j9hc411 wrote
Reply to comment by KerPop42 in Train derails southeast of Gothenburg by dukefreak1995
Wait until they find out what hours 7-11 actually stays open
Aleashed t1_j9habfz wrote
Reply to College hoops fan finishes his quest to see every Division I team in person by washingtonpost
Imagine transferring schools that many times and getting into each one.
Aleashed t1_j7oenug wrote
Reply to comment by PoisonedRadio in The secret Saudi plan to buy the World Cup by nolesfan2011
They’ll win the next WC, FIFA is pretty much bigger scale WWE, everything is staged for economic gain.
Look at Copa America, there’s probably 90% chance the host country wins so they can keep the stadiums packed and sell more crap unless there is a large country nearby (small % of fans willing to travel is still large due to a large population), then those countries win.
Aleashed t1_j560cv4 wrote
Reply to comment by amethystleo815 in To the guy who stepped in by LibertyCash
Both stories sound like subplots for The Town
Aleashed t1_j1m2b6w wrote
Reply to comment by bodhiseppuku in Ontario Walmart turns into 'hotel' as storm-stranded shoppers get stuck for the night by jormungandrsjig
Use stuff, don’t buy it. Sounds great.
Aleashed t1_j0s7tg5 wrote
Reply to comment by CosmicAstroBastard in Family of alligators greet police serving Detroit eviction notice by Time-for-rain
Was playing the terrible GB RocoCop games earlier. They are all set in Detroit. These were made in the 90s...
Apparently the film is set in crime-ridden 2043 Detroit. We’ll be there in two decades. I don’t think I saw it in English and the dub probably changed/ignored the city’s name. Interesting enough, it was filmed in crime-ridden Dallas.
Where do you rather die on your morning walk? 2043 Crime-ridden Detroit or 2023 Crime-ridden Dallas?
Aleashed t1_ixzgl7k wrote
Reply to comment by chuckaway9 in Belarus Foreign Minister Vladimir Makei dies at 64, officials say | CNN by Cid-Itad
But “Cirrhosis” is very sudden
Aleashed t1_ixzf2tn wrote
Reply to End of the match | Belgium 0-2 Morocco by [deleted]
Everyone knows they are top team
Aleashed t1_ixw0bhb wrote
Reply to comment by Mizral in Black Friday online sales to hit new record by wander9077
They can’t advertise or sell Switch for less than MSRP. Best they can do is bundle other stuff you likely don’t need or want to increase the “value”
It’s stupid, I just bought an used Switch for $250.
Aleashed t1_ixmmq53 wrote
Reply to comment by ayleidanthropologist in This mining tractor developed by Caterpillar is completely battery-operated by redhatGizmo
This can flatten real people like cartoons
Aleashed t1_ixe336e wrote
Reply to comment by wanted_to_upvote in Domino’s Pizza will soon have 800 electric vehicles for delivery drivers by redingerforcongress
Your car = $2.80/hr + tips
Our car = “car benefit” + $0.80/hr + tips
They’ll find a way to expense the cars
Aleashed t1_ivv4gdo wrote
Reply to comment by Available-Camera8691 in Piece of the space shuttle Challenger found by divers in the Atlantic Ocean off Florida by fredrandall
I’m not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
Aleashed t1_iui6lo9 wrote
Reply to comment by arbitraryairship in Brazil election: Bolsonaro defeated as Lula makes comeback by checkmak01
I thought Bolsillo is not leaving except to jail or the morgue?
Aleashed t1_itw6zdn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Atmospheric levels of all three greenhouse gases hit record high by hugglenugget
Earth!
Aleashed t1_ir73in7 wrote
Reply to comment by Ashenox in Canadian businesses can charge credit card fees starting Oct. 6 by matteoscavo
To be fair, you’ll be charged fees too for debit. It’s still a transaction that must be processed.
Aleashed t1_iqqmvj2 wrote
Reply to comment by theyipper in Former Russian LEGO Stores Replaced by "World of Cubes" Shops by jerryleebee
Wait until they start selling iFone XIV Pro
Aleashed t1_je7d04h wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Reddit cracked down on revenge porn, creepshots with twofold spike in permabans by thawingSumTendies
u/RConservativeVictim