Hopefully the black car creep knows what a douche Eddy was and leaves you alone, preferring to dish out a fatal lesson on how not to treat women.

It might be a bit much to ask of a child killer, but hey.

Maybe chivalry isn't dead.

Man i have a feeling this is gonna end in a "Who's the real Ginny" stand off leaving Petroleum Jelly to kill the imposter

.... I have a feeling i'll be reading a post detailing your beloved husband's descent into insanity due to an untraceable noise over the span of the next three years at some point

(Comments on nosleep act as if everything is 100% real, it's part of the fun!)

Gravity, I suppose.

Certainly not magnetism as while you're inexplicably drawn to her, I highly doubt she feels the same.

What are you bringing to the table?

Is there any particular way you expect this "relationship" to be enjoyable for her?

If you think you love her, you need to recognize that she has needs and desires as well.

If those desires are not being held hostage on a boat, you need to be willing to respect that.

Salt Lake Platypus- Crouton Free?

I'm not sure if hope is the right word, as i wouldnt outright wish either on anyone in nearly any situation; but I do wonder if that scan may potentially reveal some sort of brain damage or tumor that would explain the invisible man, and possibly her passing.

It wouldn't make it any less real to her, but it would mean that she went relatively peacefully, and would also hopefully mean that the invisible man hasn't been passed on to you.

I look forward to seeing precisely how you put a human ghost back into a gecko.

Maybe you could find a better animal ? Something a bit bigger and easier to navigate daily life as?

No offense to giant day geckos, but if I had to be transformed into an animal, they wouldn't be at the top of my list.

Poor Keith. I wonder if Tall Ben is going to try to use him as leverage with you, or if he'll leave you alone now that he has some Keith Beef.

Pour out a frozen cappuccino for the fallen homies.

I'm still simping for sippy-cup bae!

just wanted to say that I TOTALLY CALLED THE MINI BLACK HOLE FACES!

But I digress.

I was worried if you put your hands up you wouldn't be able to take them back off after, so that's good.

I don't think they can do The Suck from a distance, so I suppose as long as you keep them at arms length you should be alright.

You might look a little silly to everyone else who is not experiencing The Great Suckening but it may be worth your time to invest in a full face helmet with a visor. Maybe get a motorized bike or moped to make it seem less out of place.

The unraveling into a pile of goo part or the chair induced inter-dimensional insanity part?

💖 That's a good point!

There's also a chance it may just turn her into the next generation of peek-a-boo people, what if you lose your face after witnessing the anti-face of someone else?

I mean...has anyone actually threatened or tried to injure you?

Or have they just been ominous and creepy with maybe a little stalking?

I don't think they mean you any harm.

Besides, it's not like they can really hurt you with their hands occupied, I had to use voice to text just to write this comment

And be sucked into the tiny black hole that exists in their face void?

No thanks.

I have a feeling you go crazy once you see them, like some OG biblical angel shit.

Except instead of "be not afraid" it's more "give me your spinal column"

Eau de Douchebàge

Tiger can't change its stripes and all that.

Even with the pretty new skin, he wasn't going to be having much luck with romantic advances unless he followed your hygiene advice and got an attitude adjustment.

Pretty people can be just as ugly on the inside, but it does help if they shower.

You spin the who gets mommy AND daddy issues and years of therapy wheel.

if you're lucky they might let you spin twice, though.

How much further under the earth we talking?

Like, mantle?

Mesosphere?

Inner core?

You get much more under that you'll just end up behind the Earth

I know changing the future can be messy, but a little medical check up every couple months couldn't hurt if an illness Is the case.

Even if she can't change the outcome she can use the time she has left to the fullest!

My thoughts exactly!

I figured it was an aggressive terminal illness and she just wanted to go out on her own terms.

OP, did it look like you'd aged any significant amount in the vision?

That was precisely what I was thinking!

I think she wanted to 'improve' her voice by hearing true sorrow within it, with no regard for what may come as a result of it.

Man, I might have daddy issues but fairy issues sound way worse

... You have a point!

Unless they only have their hands up while op is looking directly at them, he could still open the door all sneaky like before OP can see him.

Can I ask what exactly those pills you take are for?

I feel like that may potentially explain some things.