DutchOfBurdock
DutchOfBurdock t1_jacfs7b wrote
Reply to comment by cpassmore79 in Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
It's the only time you can eat Pi, and still have it.
DutchOfBurdock t1_jabrckc wrote
Reply to comment by OlyScott in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Ahh yes, isn't that the parent species of the Antonymadactil and Synonymosaurus?
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaep5z wrote
Reply to comment by Royal_Cricket2808 in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
A Cleptospellosaurus?
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaej15 wrote
Reply to comment by ThomazRaul in What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
I would prefer to be called Kentucky fried rice rather than "it" 😂
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaef7d wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
We'll just have to call them a dictionary theif.
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa8dyq wrote
Reply to comment by Distant-moose in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
With Novichok in your briefs
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa7ife wrote
Duo.
Ensign, make sense!
Aye aye, sir!
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa71f3 wrote
Reply to comment by DylansDad in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Latin is a language, Romans were the people that spoke it 😁
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa6eeh wrote
Reply to comment by svn380 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
From an almost purely horizontal position
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaa68m6 wrote
Reply to comment by JACKVK07 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
That was so bad, you Moscow right now!
DutchOfBurdock t1_ja947aa wrote
Reply to comment by TheVyper3377 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Floor = Step 0?
DutchOfBurdock t1_ja8y73a wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
What's that between your le... OHHH MY GOD!
DutchOfBurdock t1_ja6qqe0 wrote
What's long, stiff and full of seaman.
A submarine.
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9od41k wrote
Reply to comment by BKStephens in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
🥁
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9od09r wrote
Reply to A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
"I haven't had a shower in over 4 months"
"Great having a bath, but sometimes you just want to shower!"
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9jkyx6 wrote
Reply to My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
I told my doctor it hurts when I touch my leg, it hurts when I touch my arm, it hurts when I touch my face. What could it be, I ask.
Hmm. She says. You've got a broken finger.
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9jkuow wrote
Reply to comment by RedditVince in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
You could just walk us through it...
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9e899q wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Oh wow. That's what happens when you don't look at what you type 🤣
DutchOfBurdock t1_j9ayw90 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
"You're when fun goes to die!"
DutchOfBurdock t1_j6d97f4 wrote
Reply to comment by StagnantCricetus68 in I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
remember as many as possible, the jist should carry. Especially on a drunk audience.
DutchOfBurdock t1_j5ujeng wrote
What do you call a condom stuck to a ceiling? Pissed off.
What do you call a condom stuck to a window? Condomsation.
DutchOfBurdock t1_j5aqu0p wrote
Often?
DutchOfBurdock t1_iu8zrhl wrote
I got told that too and got fired as prison guard.
DutchOfBurdock t1_jdqrrho wrote
Reply to If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Why was she blind? She didn't see it coming.