Gorf_the_Magnificent
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_jeh1h87 wrote
Reply to comment by Long-Regular-1023 in Is there a time where I can stop saving for retirement? by [deleted]
OP provided a lot of personal financial information. What good reason can you think of for not creating a throwaway account?
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_je9rhmu wrote
Reply to The reason we scream when were scared is to try and scare off animals attacking us. by Razur_1
And it works! No one has ever been eaten by an animal while their plane was crashing.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_jdlzcqz wrote
Reply to What did the triangle say to the circle? by xmlify
Have I told you the joke about the broken pencil?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_jd1mxyj wrote
Reply to LPT: When signing up for a trial subscription immediately cancel, you will still get access for the trial term without the risk of getting charged. by skicolorado
“It worked for me a few times, therefore it must be a universal truth.”
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_jcwaux2 wrote
A potato is much bigger and is a totally different color.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_jac67ek wrote
Reply to comment by Larkson9999 in In the future, world wide web won't be accurate anymore because the web will be wider than just our world if we live on different planets by Splintertjuh
Citation please? I’m unaware of any reputable scientific study that says civilization has a 0% chance of survival due to climate change.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_jaazwwi wrote
Reply to comment by ClusterFugazi in Things DC does really well by erichinnw
Man, I’m glad to hear that. I lived in D.C. in the 1970’s and early 1980’s, and I called the non-emergency number on two occasions (one hit-and-run - minor car damage, but I was driving a government vehicle - and one illegal parker who had impossibly blocked my car when I needed to be somewhere). When the police arrived, they literally whined about how much work I was creating for them and encouraged me to drop it. There were also multiple WaPo stories about ambulances that took 20-30 minutes to get to their destination. It soured me against living in D.C. ever since. But I must say I’ve been hearing better things lately.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_ja9hic7 wrote
This also helps weed out unsourced nonsense that occasionally worms its way into Wikipedia.
And from there, it often take a short hop into r/TodayILearned.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_ja7oow3 wrote
Reply to comment by Landlubber77 in TIL John Scopes, a high school teacher in Tennessee, was arrested and tried for merely teaching the theory of evolution in 1925. by JesusLikesHisCheezIt
(sigh) I’m an old guy, so perhaps “unfunny jokes” is yet another trend that has passed me by.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_ja7ms2z wrote
Reply to comment by Landlubber77 in TIL John Scopes, a high school teacher in Tennessee, was arrested and tried for merely teaching the theory of evolution in 1925. by JesusLikesHisCheezIt
This sounds like an urban legend. I can’t find anything about this on Google or Google News and I’m sure it would have grabbed the headlines.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_ja7lucf wrote
Reply to LPT: If you get a second job, you might need to adjust your tax withholding. Otherwise you'll probably owe a lot at the end of the year. by weluckyfew
The IRS withholding calculator does a pretty good job of recommending withholding amounts for multiple jobs if you can estimate your income from each job.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j9d78pj wrote
My favorite episode is when Larry Sanders dates Sharon Stone. The clash of the two Hollywood egos was amazingly insightful. And the way they finally broke up was hilarious.
EDIT: And here is the episode:
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j9d45p0 wrote
Reply to comment by Groundbreaking_War52 in TIL: While in office, President Jimmy Carter had to physically defend himself from a rabbit. by Forever_Overthinking
The claim that the Republicans blamed the killer rabbit for the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan was made by Carter’s own Press Secretary, Jody Powell. There is no other substantiation for that claim in the Wikipedia article.
I saw Jody Powell speak at a business conference in 1981, and he was so unimpressive that almost the entire audience was shocked that he had been a senior White House official.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j92b4rl wrote
Reply to I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!" by madazzahatter
The joke is better if the child is the one who pulls it off on the adult.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j8hnw0y wrote
I was a kid when Ozzie and Harriet was a hit TV show. Although they played a middle-aged couple-next-door, in real life Ozzie Nelson was a popular band leader and Harriet Nelson, formerly Harriet Hilliard, was a well-known actress.
The Nelsons pushed their son Ricky’s singing career relentlessly on that show. It got to the point where they would race through the story line, so that Ricky had five minutes at the end to sing his latest song. As a kid, that was my least favorite part of the show, frankly.
Ricky’s death in an airplane crash was a public relations nightmare. The crash, which was caused by a fire started by a faulty in-cabin heater, was initially and erroneously reported to have resulted from Ricky and the other passengers freebasing cocaine on the plane - an unfounded rumor so widely reported in the national media that some people probably still believe it. Also, Ricky’s ex-wife filed an ugly lawsuit for a piece of Ricky’s estate, which Ricky had bequeathed entirely to his children.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j6lvj4s wrote
Reply to LPT: If someone asks for help, never ask why they didn't say anything earlier. Rather, be glad they didn't ask later. by chuuniversal_studios
You can’t “should have.”
- Dr. Wayne Dyer
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j6etfq0 wrote
I’m in my 70’s and Alas, Babylon was required reading in my high school.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j5ovtjy wrote
Reply to LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
Not sure what the LPT is here. Always assume people are stupid?
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j5i2cx7 wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in TIL that Titanic crewman Herbert Pitman made an attempt to row his lifeboat over to rescue people in the water, but was overruled by the other occupants of the boat, who were worried about people swarming them and duly complied. Pitman said that this haunted him throughout his life. by ChadExtra
Do you really see a boat full of people reaching a clear and immediate consensus on when they’ve picked up enough stragglers and should start rowing away from the rest?
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j3no6ay wrote
Reply to TIL that in 1947, U.S. House Minority Leader Sam Rayburn was gifted a 1947 Cadillac Fleetwood Series 62 from 142 Democratic congressmembers and 50 Republican congressmembers. Each congressmen donated $25 to circumvent Rayburns personal rule of not accepting gifts more than $25. by FranklinDRoosevelt32
“He is not just gay, he is Sam Rayburn gay.”
- Selena Meyer in Veep, at 1:33.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j2f392x wrote
Reply to TIL nationally syndicated advice columnists "Ann Landers" and "Dear Abby" were twin sisters by Tossawaybb8
Dear Abby is still published today, by Abby’s daughter.
Ann Landers chose not to name a successor, and the column died with her.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j2d2anx wrote
Reply to comment by homelymonster in LPT: If you're considering self harm, overwhelm your system with dopamine instead by ToastyApples5
Thank you. I initially read this post as, “If you’re considering self harm, do a line or two of cocaine instead.”
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j2bvoaz wrote
For those who don’t want to wade through a long wall of words:
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Fatal Attraction
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Romancing the Stone
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Wall Street
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The Game
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The China Syndrome
Basically all the well-known movies Michael Douglas ever made, plus The Game.
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_j22ehje wrote
Reply to Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand by gothiclg
Cue the message about orcs in 3 .. 2 … 1 …
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_jeh2r5s wrote
Reply to TIL that as President-Elect, US Pres. James Buchanan improperly wrote to a Supreme Court justice asking him to vote pro-slavery in the Dred Scott case. The court would rule 7-2 that Scott was a possession, not a person, and denied his petition for freedom by archfapper
The guy that Abraham Lincoln had to clean up after.