MorganWick

MorganWick t1_jegcm89 wrote

Reply to comment by theletterQfivetimes in [WP] "You humans sure have a strange sense of humor. Sure, your planet totally has huge bodies of water that cover most of the surface. As if something so scarce would just be found falling from the sky. I guess when we reach your home world tomorrow you can show us all these fantasies in person!" by ultimateunbannable

And yet look at how difficult it is for us to get hydrogen.

Then again, it's difficult for us to isolate hydrogen because most of it on earth is bound up in water molecules...

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MorganWick t1_jefo0k7 wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "You humans sure have a strange sense of humor. Sure, your planet totally has huge bodies of water that cover most of the surface. As if something so scarce would just be found falling from the sky. I guess when we reach your home world tomorrow you can show us all these fantasies in person!" by ultimateunbannable

...surely this person would know how dependent humans are on water and could figure out that they must have come from a world where water either is abundant or was at some point?

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MorganWick t1_je9xrrj wrote

Reply to comment by Looxond in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474

If it's word for word, though, especially one as long and involved as this, there's a good chance it's a karma-farming bot.

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MorganWick t1_jdbwwli wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The Rock of Transmogrification allows you change shape into the animate or inanimate, magically retaining all of your senses. To work, part of you must be touching the rock. The best advice is to transmogrify with it inside you. Otherwise, someone might take it, leaving you transformed, forever by chacham2

Someone's just playtesting their homebrew D&D artifact. All right, I'll bite. Is there a way to get it out afterwards, and can you control when you get it out or do you just take a dump at some point and find yourself stuck in the form you were in unless you can grab the rock?

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MorganWick t1_jar93xx wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a werewolf trying your best to live peacefully among humans, but your SO has just proposed to you with a ring of pure silver. You genuinely love and want to marry them, but you also have to somehow get out of accepting this ring. by Kitty_Fuchs

Unless a silver ring would instantly kill them or cut their finger off, accept and the SO will apologize and agree to get a new one as soon as you start doubling over in pain.

Also: "TIFU by proposing to my werewolf SO... with a pure silver ring."

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MorganWick t1_jaa7x44 wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] A fantasy army with its generic Hollywood tactics meets a small group of Medieval Infantry who understand things like "formations" and "discipline". by Bunnytob

"They're all moving in unison! They must be faceless mooks that our well-developed characters will mow down en route to the bad guy!"

the Hollywood army gets slaughtered

"Oh, I get it. This movie must be Communist propaganda, where we're the decadent Westerners and they're the righteous communists!"

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MorganWick t1_jaa6hln wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz

Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

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MorganWick t1_ja5f4bm wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Demons escaping hell and creating businesses on Earth is more common than you’d think. Most create bars, casinos, and other dens of sin. You were different. You were tired of sin. You built as 50’s style ice cream parlour. by HonestAbe1809

Now me, I went a different route than even that.

I opened this place called Arby's.

The other demons say they wonder why they didn't think of that.

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MorganWick t1_iu28elo wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP]No one know how the zombie virus began, but humanity is on the ropes. A powerful stranger cuts through the horde one night and reaches your compound's wall with a deal. Vampires are starving. Help feed them in exchange for protection from the other undead menace. by cesly1987

This prompt probably could have been written in one or two fewer sentences. Or even in just one sentence: "The vampires have come to your compound with a deal: help feed them in exchange for protection from the zombie horde."

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MorganWick t1_itllxh9 wrote

Reply to comment by Zerphses in [WP] You are suddenly transported to the oldest time of your country's history, and you discover that you are immortal, indestructible, infinitely patient and strong, have access to all of humanity's future knowledge, and can summon any object from your timeline. You set out to change the world. by socron_gaelith

If I'm going back to 1776 I'm finding my way into the Constitutional Convention to see if I can convince the Founding Fathers to either actually discourage the formation of parties, or structure the government to mitigate their effects, without letting on that I'm from the future.

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