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RanCestor t1_jdvqoyi wrote
Reply to [image] And your fists on your hips by davidwallacecto
This is how the next Finnish government will be chosen according to the voting.
RanCestor t1_jdjojmq wrote
Lectures about morals and ethics involving alcohol rarely stick.
RanCestor t1_jdjjyd5 wrote
Reply to Top lawyers defy bar to declare they will not prosecute peaceful climate protesters by je97
Peaceful protest is a bit of an oxymoron I think but a lawyer can always argue those people aren't actually doing anything also.
RanCestor t1_jdhxq02 wrote
Reply to comment by NasallyHost in What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? by masterbrand44
Even BBC had a news all report over it.
RanCestor t1_jdha54k wrote
Reply to comment by fairlyPertain in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
It's a different category from the "3 people go to a bar" joke I think.
RanCestor t1_jdh88e1 wrote
Reply to comment by signofzeta in [WP] A man struggles to adopt a nocturnal lifestyle for his vampire girlfriend. A woman is heartbroken to lock up her werewolf fiancee every full moon. A child says goodbye to their mermaid friend because the river is too polluted. These are the untold stories of an urban fantasy world. by SomeSortOfUser
lol at the dinner goblins.
RanCestor t1_jdh7ljz wrote
Reply to comment by alylp in Adults that act like children a majority of their life result in their children having to act like adults for a majority of theirs. by Hardcorish
How many parents did you raise?
RanCestor t1_jdgvijb wrote
Reply to [Image] Feel your feelings…. by DelusionalWeed
Comfortably numb.
RanCestor t1_jdgss94 wrote
Reply to comment by subtlystub714 in I gave a woman my umbrella yesterday by h3llofaRide
This sentence is a lie.
RanCestor t1_jdgr7fx wrote
Reply to comment by samvet21 in [Image] Work on yourself by Fearless_Girlfriend_
Sam is working again.
RanCestor t1_jdd3ew1 wrote
Reply to [I ate] a cheeseburger wedged between two grilled cheese sandwiches. Called "Cheesus". by drugthrowawaylolweed
Only way to heaven they say so can't blame OP for accepting Jesus at the food table or can I?! There is a lack of ketchup otherwise good. U/I think I'm going to hell for this anyway.
RanCestor t1_jdc7kyu wrote
Reply to A 90-year-old tortoise named Mr. Pickles just became a father of 3. It's a big 'dill' by Two-in-the-Belfry
Mr my biological clock goes up to 111
RanCestor t1_jd1wp38 wrote
Reply to [Image] Mobile Wallpapers by drumheadovercast758
I sleep like a Champion, eat like an athlete, win like a baby and train like a nutritionist instead and it seems to work.
RanCestor t1_jd1j6v8 wrote
Reply to [Homemade] Tortellini Soup by brjh1990
It looks like a bunch of jalopenos on molten nachos with a fistful of oreganos but decent use of your dollaros.
RanCestor t1_jcw9bcg wrote
Reply to comment by lucklesscracker1 in PsBattle: Person in ghillie suit vs Darth vader by Chocolate_taco22
Culmination of chubby porn fetish.
RanCestor t1_jcw6qm7 wrote
Reply to [Image] by bringmeturtles
Show up and GTFO. Sounds like my latest date that didn't happen.
RanCestor t1_jcw6aa5 wrote
Reply to comment by NeonGenisis5176 in [image] by Royal_Tumbleweed_910
"nothing, I will stop at nothing!"
RanCestor t1_jcobowj wrote
Reply to comment by MattMasterChief in [Image] We need to realise this. by RutbaIsBored
8 hours of work. 8 hours of play. 8 hours of sleep. They live.
RanCestor t1_javvwus wrote
Reply to comment by snoman18x in Banning Words Won’t Make the World More Just - The Atlantic by vaikrunta
Yep you can test this in action by saying "Horse!!!" angrily as if you were cursing.
RanCestor t1_j9o4qvg wrote
Reply to [i ate] vegetarian ramen by rayesben
Finally a vegetarian food that has a face!
RanCestor t1_j8va64o wrote
I'm not your father Luke..
RanCestor t1_j8v99xy wrote
Cute.
RanCestor t1_j8nygil wrote
Reply to [Image] The world will ask you who you are, and if you don't know, the world will tell you. by crm_expert
...Then they asked me if I want a big mac.
RanCestor t1_j7ttj8f wrote
Reply to [Image] Just do it! by Tasty-Window
I don't always think when I act but when I do it's waste of energy.
RanCestor t1_jdws6vo wrote
Reply to comment by Khaldara in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
He has seem the devil and felt him too, madre de dios!