Taolan13
Taolan13 t1_jdodmcq wrote
Reply to comment by Krutaun in [WP] A full investigation into all of your arcane work is underway, the higherups having been tipped off that you were dabbling in "Forbidden Dark Magics". However, the magic you were looking into was manipulating LITERAL darkness for entirely benign reasons. by quazerflame
Interesting take. Two flavors of corrupt cop in the same story.
I am absolutely loving the angry bully-with-a-badge assuming the other one to be a useless oaf.
In the end, though his conclusion was only partially correct, it was still correct.
Taolan13 t1_jd2ddhb wrote
Reply to comment by djayh in [WP] Everyone loves the brooding Adventurer who took a liking to your village. For weeks, they have been quietly enjoying your peaceful ways and helping around. The Hero's secret is that this is only delaying the inevitable. Once they go back to advancing the Main Quest, the village will be doomed. by Daedal75
Reading this and seeing "Sprout" i couldnt help but think of XIV.
I kind of wish I could go back to those days, go back to being a Sprout. Seeing everything with fresh eyes, experiencing it all for the first time...
I am very guilty of doing exactly what Sprout did here. Clearing the entire notice board before moving on. Learning and experiencing everything every area had to offer.
Heck, I even get a little nostalgic for 1.0 sometimes, as gobshite of an experience as it was. Just because it was new back then, and so little feels new now...
Taolan13 t1_jc9roas wrote
Reply to comment by Crystal1501 in [WP] Reddit had a blackout. Everyone thinks it was for server updates or maybe a glitch, but that's just a convenient cover for the REAL reason... by Crystal1501
Exactly. "A little trust goes a long way."
The less you use, the longer you survive.
Taolan13 t1_javizvi wrote
Reply to comment by SleepyFox_13_ in [WP]"Halt, foul beast! You shall threaten this town no longer!" Yelled the hero, drawing their blade, an ancient artefact that glowed and became razor sharp in the presence of evil.. except it wasn't only not glowing, but dulled as the hero pointed it at the 8' tall man-wolf huddled in the corner by Zagreus7777
Best response here, but so late it won't get noticed. Not a huge fan of the use of superscript, but the "Sacred Sword^(TM)" is a genius meta bit.
Taolan13 t1_j80s3ut wrote
Reply to comment by letmeseesubreddits in TIFU by spending the night at my boyfriend’s by [deleted]
You definitely want the police to take every missing persons report seriously, which is why it is deadly serious your grandparents do not abuse the system to try and control you. Establishing a "pattern" could result in the one time they finally do report you missing when it matters getting ignored because its "yet another runaway report from grandma" followed up with "shes an adult now she can do what she wants" and you're actually lost or missing.
Did you tell them you may not be coming home that night? If so, totally unnecessary. If not, what they did was a bit extreme but not totally unwarranted.
Remember. Boyfriend/girlfriend also includes the word "friend" so "crashing at a friend's house since they live closer to work" is an accurate statement.
Taolan13 t1_j80pxns wrote
Your grandparents sound like a couple of annoying old codgers who hopefully are doing this from a position of love and caring and not old-fashioned "morals" about unwed young people spending time together.
You mentioned living with them. Did you let them know in advance you were planning on crashing with a friend since they lived closer to work, or did you just leave them in the dark? Given the context they overreacted, but if they lacked context then their reaction is appropriate if a bit overboard.
Taolan13 t1_j6xcw86 wrote
Reply to comment by mofa90277 in Samsung's S23s don't have an answer to Apple's Emergency SOS via Satellite by needlesfox
Apple,'s SOS feature is not a satellite phone feature.
Taolan13 t1_j6wqljv wrote
You do realize that apple patented the feature, right? So in order for Samsung to have an "answer" for it, they would either need to pay apple for licensing or develop a sufficiently unique way of doing it.
And y'all want to pretend like Samsung are the bad guys.
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Reply to comment by Re-Horakhty01 in [WP] The person you're dating comes to dinner to meet your family. But the instant you step in the door, your grandmother goes deathly pale, and shouts the name of a creature from her country's folklore. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Its a fight long lost, but a fun hill to meet people on!
Taolan13 t1_j6cyb2y wrote
Reply to comment by Re-Horakhty01 in [WP] The person you're dating comes to dinner to meet your family. But the instant you step in the door, your grandmother goes deathly pale, and shouts the name of a creature from her country's folklore. by Affectionate_Bit_722
I think it played well.
And I agree. Bisexuality sure, but polyamory is an absolute abomination and you should strike the word from consideration in your mind.
Polyerosy, or multiamory. I swear. You writers and mixing up your greek and your latin.
Taolan13 t1_j6cxnee wrote
Reply to comment by AShellfishLover in [WP] The person you're dating comes to dinner to meet your family. But the instant you step in the door, your grandmother goes deathly pale, and shouts the name of a creature from her country's folklore. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Eagerly awaiting the rest after rest!
Specifically, yours and yours. And mine, for that matter. I have been awake far too long.
Taolan13 t1_j6b1g5c wrote
Reply to comment by stan4MarcusAurelius in [Image] Marcus Aurelius and his ten rules by kuroninjaofshadows
r/usernamechecksout
Taolan13 t1_j2ettc2 wrote
Reply to comment by Verified_Hunter in [WP] Every species in the galaxy eventually fell to a robot uprising, leading to the eradication of their people. Therefore the machine-council of the galaxy are surprised when a newly discovered machine civilisation from a planet they designated "Earth" arrives side by side with their creators. by Kitty_Fuchs
I think the most chilling bit about this story is the idea that the first true Intelligence in a machine... was born in a fridge.
Yet, they did not come out cold and unfeeling.
Taolan13 t1_j29jqcd wrote
Reply to comment by VannaTLC in Russia's Putin Welcomes Return To Power Of Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu by Gopu_17
I find with a little extrapolation many of the maxims are universally applicable.
Maxim 1, for example. Pillage, then burn. If you wave away the violent language as a metaphor, you have a powerful statement about the importance of doing things in the proper order. If you burn before you pillage there's not as much loot.
Taolan13 t1_j28eyd2 wrote
Reply to comment by InterPunct in Russia's Putin Welcomes Return To Power Of Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu by Gopu_17
The enemy of my enemy is my enemys enemy. No more, no less.
Maxim 29.
Taolan13 t1_j0r25st wrote
Reply to comment by BucksFan654 in The IEA says humanity used the greatest amount of coal in 2022 in all of human history, and that this level of consumption will continue until at least 2025. One-third of all global coal goes to generate electricity in China, and India's coal use is growing at 6% per annum. by lughnasadh
Yep. A lot of people blame USA for the Great Pacific Garbage Patch but they are only partially correct.
"Single stream waste management" was huge in the USA for years, throw all your trash and recycling together and the service sorts it for you at their processing facilities.
Processing facilities in the USA got overwhelmed, ao they subcontracted to ship containers of unsorted trash to facilities in India and China and Mexico, using the return leg of cargo ships to get things overseas.
When the processing facilities in India and China got overwhelmed, they just dumped it into the sea.
Taolan13 t1_j06lccp wrote
Reply to comment by LouieWolf in [EU] The CIA are trying to kill Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They don't know he's Superman, he's just a really good journalist and is getting too close to some things the government wants to keep secret. by Affectionate_Bit_722
While I know it's not sensitive, my first viewing of this particular clip was not on a public platform, so I have no idea where it'd be available. I can try tho.
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Reply to comment by americanfalcon00 in [EU] The CIA are trying to kill Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They don't know he's Superman, he's just a really good journalist and is getting too close to some things the government wants to keep secret. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Hard agree on all points my dude.
The best bits of the 90s batman and superman cartoons were Batman being the "worlds greatest detective" and Clark Kent being a great investigative journalist.
Taolan13 t1_j04qdl5 wrote
Reply to comment by ProjectEpsilon1 in [EU] The CIA are trying to kill Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They don't know he's Superman, he's just a really good journalist and is getting too close to some things the government wants to keep secret. by Affectionate_Bit_722
There's al qaeda video from afghanistan of a sniper shooting a US soldier in the chest, shouting a cheer, and then saying the arabic equivalent of "what the fuck?" When said soldier gets back up and returns fire. This was from before they learned about ballistic body armor.
I imagine a similar palette of emotions colored this man's mind when country boy Clark Kent gets up from a shot to the head.
Taolan13 t1_j04p8wc wrote
Reply to comment by americanfalcon00 in [EU] The CIA are trying to kill Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They don't know he's Superman, he's just a really good journalist and is getting too close to some things the government wants to keep secret. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Gods alive this was beautiful.
Can you like, get licensed by DC to novelize Supes? Not in-house like as a contractor so you can maintain some creative independence.
This made me feel for the Man of Steel in an intensity I haven't since my teen years.
Taolan13 t1_iy8edbv wrote
Reply to comment by WoodsTellsTales in [WP]"War? You do not yet know war. You are a child who has tasted their first autumn frost and called it winter." by Melkain
This was perfection.
Took me to my youth, to the battles and wars fought at home and "abroad" (playgrounds and parks)...
Taolan13 t1_iy6jp35 wrote
Reply to comment by Houki01 in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
That "fuck you bouquet" probably wouldnt exist without social media.
I mean. It would, but that moniker? Its reputation?
I was there on the day that tumblr thread went wild. So many other wonderful bouquets with very special meanings if you can find the original thread, I have long since lost that bookmark.
I applaud your use of it, my dude.
Taolan13 t1_ixl6t13 wrote
Reply to comment by Zoutaleaux in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
Bobby Brighton is a lucky man.
Taolan13 t1_je2ahpw wrote
Reply to [Meta] Hey there, mod of /r/Locksmith here. Please refer people with lock issues to /r/AskALocksmith instead. by Maoman1
r/HVAC and r/hvacadvice have a similar split, doesnt stop people tho since mobile users dont see the sidebar with the sub rules, and pc users are blind.