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harpejjist t1_ja98jvp wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV
Dragon. I would always choose to be a dragon.
harpejjist t1_ja97013 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My boyfriend wanted me to die with him. He sent his car to do the dirty work. by scarymaxx
But this is glass in an AI car. So gorilla glass upgrade
harpejjist t1_j9vsw32 wrote
seat belts, the launch chairs, the sleeping pods, etc.
The whole place is designed for people within a height range and if you fall out of tha range you won't fit.
harpejjist t1_j9o8zig wrote
Reply to All of our parents are straight. by [deleted]
Nope.
Gays can use a surrogate and lesbians can use a donor.
Or they can have "straight" sex before coming out.
And let us not forget that bisexuals not only exist but are actually common.
harpejjist t1_j95ectt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
It is on my bucket list to have Key Lime pie from its home. I have had good pie, but I just know California doesn't do it justice.
harpejjist t1_j94rp70 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
Depends. Was he eating the pie in a way that was disrespectful to someone else or to the pie? Because he best not be disrespecting the best pie there is!
harpejjist t1_j8ykbzt wrote
Reply to comment by nathanfay in Glaciers are so beautiful by Rainsdrop
Assuming it is salty....
harpejjist t1_j8v7wls wrote
Reply to If someone were to hypothetically put a sun next to ours as a binary system, would this increase the length of the habitable zone radius of the system? by Country_Royal
After killing us all and starting over (due to all sorts of radiation and gravity issues pulling and hitting the planet) then maybe?
harpejjist t1_j6es8ad wrote
Reply to comment by m-s-c-s in [WP] The dragon spoke, "Release my human, and we will leave you all in peace. Do not, and I will reduce your walls to rubble to rescue them myself." by quazerflame
What? Pause? Noooo!
More please!
harpejjist t1_j66403g wrote
Paint the baseboards after you cut to size but before you install. Then just touch up the nail gun holes.
If REpainting, tape of course and use good painter tape. And do the bottom bit against the floor with a hand brush and not a lot on the brush. With the rest, again don’t put too much paint on the brush. Avoid drips
harpejjist t1_j3kb3vj wrote
Reply to 10,000 Dominoes gone in seconds by The_Gus_Destroyer
Oh drat! I forgot to hit "record". Can we go again?
harpejjist t1_j2tacs8 wrote
Reply to comment by gozba in A hike I will never forget in beautiful British Columbia, Canada [OC] 3024x4032 by travelling_tinker
That is interesting! Thanks!
harpejjist t1_j2syxn9 wrote
Reply to comment by gozba in A hike I will never forget in beautiful British Columbia, Canada [OC] 3024x4032 by travelling_tinker
Bell? There is a bell that scares bears?!? Weird. But cool.
harpejjist t1_j2synjd wrote
Reply to A hike I will never forget in beautiful British Columbia, Canada [OC] 3024x4032 by travelling_tinker
That doesn’t even look like it is a real place. I expect fairy folk and unicorns love there.
harpejjist t1_j2cyxo3 wrote
Reply to Was there a decrease in other infectious diseases other than Covid due to wearing masks during the past 2 years? by [deleted]
Yes. Rates of flu went WAY down in schools last year. (This is in schools where mask and hand sanitizers were the norm) Far fewer absences.
Now I will say that in Dec 2019/Jan 2020 there was a nasty flu going around and a school I work for implemented masks and hand washing/sanitizer regimens. This was before we ever heard of Covid. But for the first time EVER, I didn't get sick, and neither did most students. It was eye-opening. Covid hit just a few months later and we were already totally used to masks and hand washing and so on by then.
People in general but kids in particular now know how to wash hands properly and regularly. School absence rates are lower than expected even now.
harpejjist t1_iy1j9jj wrote
Reply to comment by l_Lathliss_l in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
It sucks the worst when it is a bitter cold damp Monday. Who wants to do that multiple times!
harpejjist t1_ixy0ofr wrote
Reply to comment by dieforestmusic in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
In my case it WAS a dream so I had to keep trying over and over. Kept waking up to realize I had only dreamt calling. It was brutal. I FINALLY called for real. But it took many tries.
I also used to dream I got out of bed, got dressed, etc. Then I would wake up and have to do it all over again for real. Made Mondays suck doubly.
harpejjist t1_ixy0iaj wrote
I have done something like this too. I kept dreaming I called, then I would wake up and realize I hadn't called. So I would try again. Rinse and repeat.
Later I asked the lady who took the call if I did in fact call. She said I did. Once. (good thing I kept trying) She said I sounded delirious. I said I had been!
Also she wasn't the person I should have called. No idea why I called her! She did pass the message along though.
We still laugh about it.
harpejjist t1_ixxj4vn wrote
They managed to shoot the whole season with her in bed, on a couch, or at least sitting. Seriously so many scenes in a bed! They took her new physical limitations and really managed to direct around them well. I mean, it was sad knowing why. But the whole production did a good job of it.
And of course she was able to deliver that performance from the bed. Even more impressive.
harpejjist t1_iwrpzh4 wrote
Reply to comment by ankermouse11 in Roku to Lay Off 200 Employees, Cutting Headcount by 7% by MarvelsGrantMan136
But you are using one because it’s built into the TV
harpejjist t1_iwrptfe wrote
Reply to comment by DoctorWho_isonfirst in Roku to Lay Off 200 Employees, Cutting Headcount by 7% by MarvelsGrantMan136
It is the sixth company that the founder made so he just called it “six”
harpejjist t1_iuciear wrote
How old are the crayons?
harpejjist t1_iuaeidu wrote
Reply to Old apartment building charging me with a ridiculous repair fine, is there anything I can do? by [deleted]
Demand the itemised receipt detailing exactly what all the charges are for. It is entirely possible that they simply replaced the counter
harpejjist t1_jdu695g wrote
Reply to TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Peanut butter can stand in a lump. So not enough of a liquid. But also, I dare them to try and drink it