HA, I whipped out my sega genesis for my friend's daughter that was here the other day to keep her busy and she immediately grabbed Mutant League Hockey over sonic or all my disney games. So much nostalgia lol.

The real question is why you already had a bulletproof vest ready for your cat to tie these bloons to?

....what goes on in this household...

Edit: Wait wait wait, actually that makes sense. So when someone goes to shoot the balloons if they hit the cat he'll still be fine. I retract my previous statement.

I can only ever read this joke in my father's voice

That's the joke YOU SUCK MCBAIN

Number Munchers on an 8 inch floppy disk anyone?

Luthor, for all the hate and time you spend on Superman do you know what he thinks about you in his private moments?

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He does not think about you at all.

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Don't remember which comic this is from (and I'm sure I'm butchering it) but gat damn.

I just want to watch my fucking night cour tapes.

You're doing the lord's work.

r/Boomerhumour

Take my wife am I rite!? Ha, ha.

Ha, ha, let me tell some weird lie because girls don't like to drink and watch sports! Females be shoppin' with my credit card too because they can't work amirite? GET IT, WOMANS BE SHOPPIN' THEY DONT PLAY POOL

I really felt like pedro pascal was having SO much fun acting like a giant, corny, goofball of a stereotypical 60s batman villain.

Even the worst movie (and 1984 is trash) can have great individual things about it and pascal was a joy on screen every time.

I don't even know what you're trying to imply with this. 90's comedy was edgy that ran fast and loose with more divisive issues? Giving ideas to the people who would look at the map and cheer?

It's the same kind of "they couldn't make blazing saddles today" argument that peters out when compared to contemporary edgy humor.

I need to follow this forever....until it comes out. One of my friends is the 'what do you get for the man who has everything' types and he fucking loves and grew up with doom and he loves christmas.

What's the command for the reddit remindme bot that I see people use sometimes

Eh, I think Jims, Pats, and Genos get a bad rap because we're Philly and it's fun to hate things but they're perfectly satisfactory. In fact, since they're reminiscent of the random yet still decent quality of cheesesteak you get from most corner pizza shops it's actually a pretty good representation. They are fairly expensive though.

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However, I will say that Tony Lukes is hot fucking garbage so recommend that to your 'enemies' and say it's the best cheesesteak you can get in Philly.

Feels like I'm wearing...nothing at all.........nothin' at all.........NOTHIN AT ALL

They recently "fixed" S 25th street under the railway and some of the new potholes are easily over a foot wide. When the water starts freezing, we're fucked all over again.

Wait do they have smoking there too? I am a smoker lol

Nah, about the only smoking bar left is Grumpys off passyunk

This is a great bar, with great fries, and a great atmosphere. Plus, it's in a pretty safe part of the city.

I see what you're saying and maybe if we were getting that level of hype for things it would make more sense. It's been a while since any real movie franchise hype train has hit. A lot more, "I mean I'll see it but, meh" going on.

I literally cried. I miss their nerd crew segments lol.

I see RLM I upvote.

Bing Bing Dim Sum is my favorite in the city. They have normal soup dumplings but also their cheesesteak bao is fucking amazing.

Also, their happy hour prices are amazing and lasts a few hours.