Submitted by chopselmcity t3_z7l9ab in Jokes
Sorry. We don't want any Trouble.
Comments
RecalcitrantHuman t1_iy7947l wrote
Who’s the Mastermind behind this joke?
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_iy79f65 wrote
I haven't got a clue.
trapperjohn3400 t1_iy7bdqm wrote
Geez, that store should get a clue
ikanttspell t1_iy7d5di wrote
You don’t have a cluedo you?
berkleysquare t1_iy7ec09 wrote
Your getting upvotes and downvotes for this joke.... it's all snakes and ladders.
TAway69420666 t1_iy7evkk wrote
That's a risk I'm willing to take
AbbotThoth t1_iy7icbk wrote
Mancala me crazy, but these puns in the comments just don't connect four me. If I had to be honest they are kinda parcheesi.
HillmanImp t1_iy7ix6g wrote
That must've caused a fair bit of Frustration.
Realistic_Door686 t1_iy7ld5v wrote
This store's obviously not working on some Trivial Pursuit.
Chr153m4 t1_iy7lpn6 wrote
They are a mysterium to me.
RogueTwoNineSeven t1_iy7o6io wrote
This comment made me lose the game
Chr153m4 t1_iy7p5cu wrote
Not everyone has the mind for it. A mastermind is needed.
mydarlingchris t1_iy7rdfb wrote
We don't want to Monopolise the board games market or it will be our Downfall, Buckaroo. Now get out of here, you've got three seconds, tres, dos, Uno...
_Mechaloth_ t1_iy7vvib wrote
That’s a bold Stratego. Let’s see how it plays out.
allrightallright t1_iy7whfa wrote
Good you came to r/jokes to get it off your chesst
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_iy7xano wrote
I think I’m getting Quiplash.
JellyProof2104 t1_iy80ang wrote
Same thing happened to me at a card shop. Sorry we only want uno.
Waitsfornoone t1_iy80hvw wrote
Is this the game that used to be called Chutes and Ladders?
berkleysquare t1_iy84c2n wrote
It's always been called snakes and ladders in the UK.
albinocorvid t1_iy85be6 wrote
They should have taken the Risk.
OgOnetee t1_iy89a6q wrote
I'm suprised they took the risk
No-Special-9416 t1_iy89bxv wrote
The store didn't want double trouble. Get the punch line correct before posting
Awkward_Ad8740 t1_iy8a48c wrote
How do you slide down a snake??
Awkward_Ad8740 t1_iy8a6ma wrote
Guess who?
ASDAPOI t1_iy8bzea wrote
Carefully.
chopselmcity OP t1_iy8cg44 wrote
Trouble was launched in 1965. I'd say that fits the description of a classic board game. Double Trouble was a variation of the original that launched in 1987.
Your reply gave me a Headache.
Henri_Dupont t1_iy8em2z wrote
Looks like you have a checkered past. Put out your chess, take a deep breath and move on.
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IntrepidPrimary8023 t1_iy8l9zl wrote
Thats Life
Unusual-Flow-4301 t1_iy8mbuu wrote
No clue
Distinct_Attempt_386 t1_iy8sxs5 wrote
This joke is Magic! Uno upvote for me.
hat-of-sky t1_iy8yldj wrote
Upvoted.
But seriously, why don't y'all just call it Clue like we do? Not only makes more sense, it also makes the puns easier to wrangle.
Vast_Cricket t1_iy8z2a8 wrote
Put in front of your residence with a sign FREE. Gone quickly.
OverallManagement824 t1_iy8zc1s wrote
This makes sense when you connect the dots....
OverallManagement824 t1_iy8zgeo wrote
This is par for the course. Cheesy, but par for the course. I guess you could call it parcheesi.
iamkeyzersoze t1_iy93yd1 wrote
If you want to make Trouble, go to Parker Brothers!
Psychological-Gas952 t1_iy95f61 wrote
TheAres1999 t1_iy9blnh wrote
Did they at least say Sorry?
MajorLobon69 t1_iyamf25 wrote
Careful you might slip on a mouse trap
Cwallace98 t1_iybpt25 wrote
They said uno. You asked "which one?" They said uno. You asked "which one?" They said...
DodgerWalker t1_iybrv8s wrote
I couldn't Guess Who it was
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_iyc1alr wrote
I think figuring it out is a Trivial Pursuit at this point.
hat-of-sky t1_iy772dt wrote
Sheesh, you'd think they could take a Risk.