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TehOuchies t1_itoom51 wrote

When you go to the store and go down the frozen foods isle. What is it that you buy?

A frozen Pizza? Or Frozen Pizza ingredients that turn into pizza when heated?

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robpottedplant t1_itp95wd wrote

Frozen raw pizza

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limitlessEXP t1_itpbk6f wrote

It’s fucking raw!!!

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ZoulsGaming t1_itpptc9 wrote

Depends on the pizza. In denmark we specifically had "raw dough" pizza frozen which is pizza ingredients that are raw and frozen chucked into the oven, but we also have pizzas that are essentially baked and finished but frozen down to reheat quickly

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billding88 t1_itph9z3 wrote

I would argue that colloquially, cold pizza and frozen pizza are different foods. Frozen pizza CAN become cold pizza, but only after it's been cooked and thawed.

Growing up, if we were offered a choice for what to take to school in our lunch. Let's say the choices were PB&J or cold pizza...if I got to school and found frozen pizza I would be a little out of sorts.

So while frozen pizza is "technically" cold pizza, I feel like if I am talking to someone about cold pizza, it is highly likely we both understand EXACTLY what we are talking about, and it is not frozen pizza.

Just my 2c

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razzec_phone t1_itppd0d wrote

Agreed, for us, cold pizza taken to school would have been the leftovers from the hot pizza we had the night before, not frozen pizza or frozen pizza thawed out.

Now I guess you could argue whether or not it was frozen pizza that we baked in the oven or freshly made pizza from a pizza place but I don't think either of those matter since the end result is the same for both: cold pizza that was once full cooked and hot.

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DDDlokki t1_itpudrs wrote

Which is faster

A cold pizza getting warmer in room temperature

Or

A hot pizza getting colder in room temperature

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aircooledJenkins t1_itpyy5f wrote

Hot pizza getting cold.

At least, it cold at a faster rate than the cold pizza warms. The temperature differential between the hot pizza and the room is much greater than the cold pizza and the room.

Hot pizza will lose heat to the room at a faster rate than the room will lose heat to the cold pizza.

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Tyfyter2002 t1_itoxf20 wrote

A pizza which was already made, and was then frozen.

Edit: not sure how I confused frozen pizza with the large amount of frozen foods that are always pre-cooked, but the process still takes longer unless you ignore the time it takes to reach the temperature it would start at were it not frozen

Edit 2: since it was evidently not sufficiently clear, I am aware that I misremembered the mechanics of frozen pizza — however — regardless of whether or not even the crust is pre-cooked in some brands, a lower starting temperature adds a substantial amount of time.

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romulusnr t1_itpbbb0 wrote

Bro that is completely not how frozen pizza works at all

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xAIRGUITARISTx t1_itps516 wrote

It’s not completely wrong. Frozen pizzas are par-baked and assembled. It depends on your definition of “made”.

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romulusnr t1_itrixfv wrote

Well, the crust is, but not the rest of it.

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xAIRGUITARISTx t1_itrj5ph wrote

I’d argue that anything harmful is already cooked or cured. The only things uncooked or uncured on a frozen pizza is the cheese and the veggies.

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romulusnr t1_itrk0vu wrote

Well, if we factor that in on both sides, then it still takes longer to make a hot pizza.

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Rupertii t1_itp9hlv wrote

Pizza is just assembled pizza ingredients so you’re buying a frozen pizza and that frozen pizza = the ingredients. You call it a pizza because it’s assembled

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NikPorto t1_itp7f50 wrote

You guys need to heat your frozen pizzas before you eat them? I sometimes eat mine straight from my freezer.

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TehOuchies t1_itsi4nt wrote

Sorry, I dont message with minors. But if you pass the message on to your parents and have them post for you. I would be happy to reply to them.

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chocolate420 t1_itoxnn6 wrote

The amount of upvotes some things on this subreddit get will never cease to amaze me.

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TheMediumJanet t1_itp9bvy wrote

At least it didn’t have the word “technically” in it

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MACHLoeCHER t1_itplgvc wrote

People are technically like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Hyena_The t1_itphnkv wrote

The pliability of the word technically can be used in fun ways: I am technically aroused; I am aroused technically; Technically I am aroused; I technically am aroused. Reading all 4 can either have the same or different meanings, depending on how you like your commas and intonation.

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tejanaqkilica t1_itplttq wrote

Shower thought:
If you jump from the 75 floor of a building into hard concrete, you die.

Shower thoughts members: *insert surprised Pikachu face.

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TheMegaBenson t1_itpoigt wrote

For real. I don't even know what OP means.

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loki1887 t1_itppgn9 wrote

You can't have cold pizza with out having a cooked pizza first. So it takes longer to make cold pizza.

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Hobo-man t1_itpqhco wrote

What about frozen pizza?

What about that place that sells you preassembled pizza that you cook yourself?

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Original-Passenger75 t1_itprahr wrote

What is frozen pizza? It’s pizza that’s already cooked and then frozen then packaged if so that freezing process takes longer than the the hot pizza.

and if it isn’t cooked then I would consider it pizza and comparable to the part of home made pizza just before you are about to put it in the oven

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Hobo-man t1_itptcvx wrote

Frozen pizza's aren't precooked...

So it's assembled and then flash frozen which is significantly faster than assembling a pizza and then cooking it for 10-15 minutes.

Papa Murphy's is another step removed in this process. The pie is assembled and simply refrigerated. Infinitely faster than any process that includes heating the pizza.

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loki1887 t1_itpvgu2 wrote

If I wake up at a buddy's place after a night out, and they tell me there is cold pizza in the kitchen. Then I get in there and there is a uncooked pizza on the counter, I'd be like, "da fuck?”

That's not what cold pizza means. You guys are getting weirdly pendant.

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Original-Passenger75 t1_itpy22k wrote

If he said there is cold pizza and it was just a case of frozen pizza you would still be surprised

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PringlesSuck t1_itps68e wrote

I know right? This literally applies to anything you'd cook/put in the fridge after...

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IVIaster222 t1_itoev2y wrote

Not really. Who said anything about heating the pizza up in the first place?

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JayWnr t1_itp2q7b wrote

Cold is different from room temperature.

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GoldenRpup t1_itp8bck wrote

Technically someone had to heat up the pizza to get it to that shape, and then froze it later, so it was still cooked first.

Unless it was simply assembled then frozen to be cooked later. If that is the case, you're on to something here.

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razzec_phone t1_itpq9d2 wrote

It's probably assembled at near freezing temperatures to reduce the risk of bacterial contamination and then flash-frozen to reduce damage to the pizza during the freezing process.

So yeah, I don't think it would ever reach room temperature before arriving at the customer's house (or at least shouldn't have if all temperature controls were followed correctly)

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Aviv13243546 t1_itpdspp wrote

Before the initial heat the "Pizza" is deconstructed, and thus shall not be considered a "Pizza"

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IVIaster222 t1_itof36v wrote

Cooking a pizza is different from simply making a pizza. You can make a pizza and not heat it up. To cook one, you would indeed have to heat it up before it can cool down. Otherwise though, it is cold before it is hot.

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OkOwl3606 t1_itofhha wrote

If you dont put it in the oven the dough and yeast wont become bread. Sooooooo its not a pizza till you heat it

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IVIaster222 t1_itogirf wrote

I'd argue that pizza dough with toppings on it is just an uncooked pizza, in the same way that cookie dough is just an uncooked cookie, or that cake batter is just uncooked cake.

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Finb0 t1_itousrz wrote

But is cookie dough really a cookie? And what happens if you bake a cake with the cookie dough? Is it a cake? How long has it been a cake and not a cookie?

I agree though that you don't have to heat a pizza to call it a pizza. You could, for example, put pizza topping on a tortilla and argue that it's a pizza without heating it

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hedgybaby t1_itp8vmj wrote

As an italian I want to cry but also taste the tortizza

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razzec_phone t1_itprd1a wrote

They are delicious. Here's how I make them for one of my boys:

Grab a tortilla and lay it out flat on a baking sheet. Cover it evenly with a thin layer of cheese. I usually add insult to injury here by using taco blend shredded cheese for this step.

Cover this with another tortilla. Add your pizza sauce and spread it out evenly, making sure not to use too much. Then add your regular shredded cheese (Mozzarella or Fiesta blend) and then top with your toppings of choice.

Mine are usually ground beef and crumbled bacon. The son I usually make this for likes Italian sausage and the other son will sometimes eat his with just pepperoni.

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hedgybaby t1_itq2nkl wrote

fiesta blend???

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razzec_phone t1_itqxts6 wrote

Lol. Yeah, places like Walmart and Kroger usually have one that's basically the same as the taco blend but without the taco seasoning mixed in. Not sure why they call it Fiesta blend but mah, still good lol

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Livid-Ad4102 t1_itp0k5y wrote

You can't bake a cake with cookie dough that's just an odd shaped cookie

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Finb0 t1_itp0os4 wrote

What if you put several layers to it? And topping, cookies rarely have toppings right?

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Ballbag94 t1_itp6bnk wrote

I would say that it's the constituent parts and differences in consistency that makes something what it is, not its final physical appearance

If you put icing and sweets on top of a cookie it doesn't stop being a cookie, it's just an iced cookie. If you layer a bunch of cookies I think you could probably call it a cookie cake, but it's not just "cake" as it doesn't have the right composition, it's simply cookies in the form of a cake

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Finb0 t1_itpwr0a wrote

Well, that's where I agree with you as for my main argument about the tortilla pizza.

I can't agree that cookie dough is a cookie though, which a commenter stated earlier.

So if we take uncooked cookie dough and layer it I couldn't call it a cookie in the form of a cake; it's fundamental to cook the dough before it's a cookie

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Ballbag94 t1_itpxcxl wrote

>I can't agree that cookie dough is a cookie though,

Definitely, it doesn't count as a cookie until it's baked, part of being a cookie requires baking, but once the dough is mixed I don't think it can become anything other than a cookie

>So if we take uncooked cookie dough and layer it I couldn't call it a cookie in the form of a cake; it's fundamental to cook the dough before it's a cookie

Completely agree there, I'd call it cookie dough in the form of a cake, however once baked I wouldn't call it a cake, because it doesn't have the composition required of a cake

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Finb0 t1_itpxr1m wrote

Hahah okay but what if we put a cake foundation under the cookie dough cake (and between each layer), is it a cake now with cookie dough filling? The cookie dough has in this case also become something else than a cookie; a cake filling?

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Ballbag94 t1_itpxxf9 wrote

Hmm...I think in this instance we've created a new object by combining cookies with cake, a cakie if you will

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Helpful_Assistance_5 t1_itouasl wrote

I'm fairly sure one of the criteria for "COOK-ie" is for the process to involve cooking. Otherwise it's just a "Lumpy" and no one wants that.

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Balazumi t1_itp34nc wrote

No- bake cookies?

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loki1887 t1_itppq8s wrote

Those are a joke. Globs of nonsense. I never had a no-bake "cookie" and have been glad I ate it.

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nIBLIB t1_itp1xb6 wrote

It’s not a pizza until you slide it out of the oven!

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TbonerT t1_itpenzp wrote

It’s a pizza the moment you put your fists in it to shape the dough.

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NewPac t1_itplvlj wrote

This is the exact comment I was looking for. Thank you.

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IVIaster222 t1_itohgvb wrote

Cookie dough, cake batter, and brownie batter are all also things that are not considered edible before they are cooked, yet people eat them all the time. Albeit in small doses (I'd hope.)

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FizzleFox t1_itp1zvw wrote

The definition of pizza includes the word baked.

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KmKz_NiNjA t1_itpeqbt wrote

I don't understand why you're getting downvoted. The uncooked assembled parts of a pizza aren't really a pizza.

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IVIaster222 t1_itohtxm wrote

Think of it like an egg. An egg is an egg regardless if it's cooked or not. You do not eat an egg before it is cooked, but that doesn't take away that it is an egg. A pizza, hot or cold is a pizza based on the dough/crust, a sauce of some sort, cheese/toppings. If I see a frozen pizza, I still consider it a pizza. Would I eat it cold? No. But it is cold before I heat it up.

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Designer_Storyteller t1_itp0hnd wrote

I disagree.

Grapes are not wine until crushed and fermented (simplified I know) Cement is not concrete until it dries. Cake batter is not a cake until it’s baked.

None of the initial three items above are their latter item. You do not treat any three of them the same. You do not walk on wet cement. You do not ice and decorate raw cake batter (least most people do not attempt to as the result would be messy) and you literally only have grape juice if you crush grapes, no getting drunk over some smooshed fruits.

In ALL of these there is literal chemical change involved to create a new compound. AKA You can not go back, it is NOT the same item as before.

So the pizza item here is not pizza. Because the dough has yet react to the heat and ‘compound’ into the crust we all know and love(or hate).

So I disagree with YOUR logic of an uncooked pizza is not yet chemically “a pizza.”

I emphasis “your” because Someone above called a tortilla with pizza toppings a pizza, and then that just becomes what I perceive to be an argument of linguistics/etymology . All your egg example is an etymology issue. We just don’t have a word for cooked egg like we do other meats or goodies.

Edited for grammar and spelling. Probably still shitty.

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Until_Morning t1_itp4kzz wrote

This is so dishonest. An egg is a single thing. It's not a combination of things. So of course it's always going to be what it is whether or not it's been cooked. But the other examples they gave were valid. An uncooked pizza is as much a pizza as cake batter is cake, brownie batter is brownies, or cookie dough is cookies. Things that actually have multiple ingredients. Uncooked pizza isn't actually pizza because there's no bread. Just uncooked yeast. You don't present someone An uncooked pizza and say "look, I've made a pizza" 💀

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IVIaster222 t1_itoij0j wrote

Lol, I'm just a random guy on the internet with an opinion that doesn't really even matter. No need to change your post to appease me. I didn't type all of that to bash you, just to point out that IMO a cold pizza is also considered a pizza. Could I have done it in a less demeaning way? Looking back, absolutely. No way to turn back time though, and regardless neither of our lives were really changed by the outcome anyways. It was an interesting shower thought at least, one of the more original ones I've seen lately.

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IVIaster222 t1_itoiuud wrote

Glad to hear that. Not often you see that online, especially in a subreddit such as this one. Arguing online over important topics is never something I care for. Over topics that literally don't matter though? I'm all for it until it gets out of hand lol

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PandaKing185 OP t1_itoiyqr wrote

Yeah I kinda just got tired of arguing which is why I said that lol. I don't really care. Have a good day

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IVIaster222 t1_itoj5kh wrote

Fair enough, better off using your time on something that is actually beneficial or enjoyable. You as well, take care of yourself.

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Megacole1 t1_itolt03 wrote

I like to argue on the internet too. I find it really fun sometimes.

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Rly_Shadow t1_itotztw wrote

Perhaps you should look into online discussions instead of arguments lol. NOW THATS where you get those satisfactory moments.

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Megacole1 t1_itomeih wrote

Though it might be considered pizza, when people "make food" it is assumed that it is in its final finished form. You dont make eggs and then they are raw. The same you dont make pizza and its raw. (See how i talked about eggs too lol). In the context of the question pizza would take longer to be made cold.

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FizzleFox t1_itp2e1p wrote

Idk why you being downvoted. The literal definition of a pizza includes the word baked in it.

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FitLotus t1_itpb875 wrote

It takes longer to make cold coffee than hot coffee. Even if it’s a cold brew situation.

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extordi t1_itppnio wrote

no get out of here, that makes too much sense for this sub

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cgibsong002 t1_itpwzui wrote

There are many methods of cold coffee such as iced pour overs, espresso/ Americano over ice, that all take identical times.

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FitLotus t1_itq4m9w wrote

Unless you’re pulling espresso shots directly into ice I suppose

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cgibsong002 t1_itqm7ta wrote

And you can also argue it takes an extra 20s to boil extra water for a standard cup vs half the water for iced. That's just ridiculous if you're arguing about a few seconds.

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tbnrjagster t1_itp2wme wrote

If you're talking about putting together a pizza, then baking it, and then freezing it, yes. However, the pizza is cold before you put it into the oven.

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AnythingWillHappen t1_itp42x4 wrote

It’s not a pizza until it comes out of the oven.

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floolf03 t1_itp8vqd wrote

Not to be pedantic but if I hold up a frozen pizza and ask what it is, you've got me fucked up if you think you won't answer "a pizza".

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Narsku1001 t1_itpaz7a wrote

It's not frozen before it goes in the oven, it's just ingredients on dough.

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floolf03 t1_itpb8kr wrote

But then when it comes out of the oven, it's not pizza either, it's just ingredients on bread? That sort of deconstruction works either way.

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Narsku1001 t1_itpbed7 wrote

True

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floolf03 t1_itpbldk wrote

We conclude: Pizza is an illusion and does not exist.

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razzec_phone t1_itpsiar wrote

Actually, I thought as soon as you bake it, it becomes pie.

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StateChemist t1_itq2rdc wrote

Goes to a restaurant

I would like to order a piece of dough flat with sauce and cheese and these toppings then cooked and sliced because Reddit proved words don’t mean anything so unless I’m very specific I might not get what I want because a pizza is just an imaginary construct.

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shamanbaptist t1_itprito wrote

This is a good point, but if you said “Let’s eat this pizza.” I’d say “It’s not cooked.”

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StateChemist t1_itq2aqf wrote

Still a raw inedible pizza.

It’s a frozen pizza not ‘a pizza’ the adjective matters in this context.

I can’t eat what you are showing me without cooking it and if I ordered a pizza at a restaurant and they brought me a frozen raw pizza then I’m mad because that’s not what anyone expects when they are offered a pizza.

If I ordered a frozen pizza to go give me the frozen thing, but you pedanticness is complicating the matter rather than clarifying anything.

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floolf03 t1_itq7lct wrote

If I showed you a frozen pizza and this was your answer I'm not sure I'd be the one overcomplicating things mate.

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StateChemist t1_iu03u1m wrote

Sorry willfully simplifying things to absurdity is not good.

Frozen pizza is perfectly simple.

Just pizza leaves room for ambiguity

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floolf03 t1_iu070cx wrote

Well a pizza is a pizza, the question is whether a frozen pizza is a pizza?

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Royal_Bitch_Pudding t1_itpkcmt wrote

If you're making a pizza for freezing you bake the crust by itself slightly then load it up and freeze it.

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unoriginal_namejpg t1_itpcx1a wrote

I mean its relative. If you put the pizza in a freezer at -200 Celsius you can bet your ass its gonna cool quick

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Andy_Pandy27 t1_itpmg4l wrote

I mean it's also gonna heat real quick of you put it in the sun, but that's not very practical

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-smiley-- t1_itpp6p5 wrote

You can't flash cook something, but you can flash freeze it really easily.

Combustion or vaporization isn't cooking.

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extordi t1_itpprgx wrote

Though to be fair, the "proper" way of making pizza in an oven at like 500 C is pretty darn close to flash cooking.

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DarkSoulDeep t1_itpv1rp wrote

We bake our pizzas at 500. Takes like 20 mins. Pizzerias ovens are even hotter, like 700. Those pizzas can cook in 10 mins.

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extordi t1_itpyfoi wrote

The official regulation for Neapolitan pizza specifies:

> The cooking must be done exclusively in a wood-fired oven, which has reached a temperature between 430-480C°. With these temperatures, just insert the pizza for 60-90 seconds.

If you make a lot of pizza I highly suggest a pizza steel, or at least a good stone! I bake mine at 260C (500F) and they're done in about 5 minutes. And delicious, too! You're "limited" to more like New York style pizza but hey, that's still a great place to be.

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DarkSoulDeep t1_itq43ls wrote

500f yes. My husband worked for a pizzeria and makes homes pizzas all the time. We tried a stone and hated it. We got thin pizza pans from a restaurant supplier. It's been great. We do not make thin pizzas. We make extra large , full of toppings (tomato sauce, black olives, spinach, onions, mozzarella and spices) with decent sized crusts. For us 5 mins would give us a extremely under-cooked pizza. Recently we bought pizza pans in kids size for the kids to make their own creations, those cook much faster because they are so small.

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Joker_Jrock t1_itoypwk wrote

Liquid nitrogen for the win. But generally I cook my pizza about 12 let it cool for 4 then eat

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orangpelupa t1_itpk36e wrote

12 let, and 4 then. these newfangled units young'uns used!!~!~~!!@

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RobLowEscobarr t1_itoy5ku wrote

But you'll burn your hands trying to make a pizza when the ingredients are already hot.

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PocketNicks t1_itpjlmy wrote

Depends what you mean by "cold". Most people would say that pizza at room temperature is "cold". In that regard it takes very little time to produce room temperature pizza compared to hot pizza. If you mean baking a pizza until hot and then making it cold after, then yes. That applies to anything that is prepared and heated. This is a stupid observation. edit if I prepared two pizzas with ingredients at room temperature, then put one in an oven and one in a freezer. One would be hot at about the same time as the other was cold. However the hot one would likely be cooked before the cold one became frozen. OP failed.

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leahlikesturtles t1_itp961t wrote

In a pizza oven? It takes about 2 minutes to turn a raw pizza into a cooked one

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abejfehr t1_itpm0zk wrote

But it takes longer to freeze it, and I think that’s what OP meant

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GodChangedMyChromies t1_itpcmkm wrote

It takes longer to make any cooked food cold than the same food hot.

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Buck_Thorn t1_itppq5e wrote

It takes longer to make a cold COOKED pizza than a hot pizza

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SashaWoodson t1_itp2pxm wrote

I wanted to make a “cold pizza” appetizer for a brunch menu. Basically like a lavash bread, seasoned tomato paste , fresh mozzarella. Left before I got to.

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ChaseHarker t1_itp9o37 wrote

I learned this from a chef a long time ago, take your frozen pizza out of the packaging and defrost it on the counter and then add your spices and extra cheese and extra toppings and then put it in a very very hot oven for a short amount of time and it makes all the difference!

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NetherPortals t1_itpambh wrote

I've taken enough refrigeration engineering to know that's not true.

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TheSico t1_itplp7m wrote

Am I the only one who's missing how is this a shower thought and not a simple fact?

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TheSico t1_itplspu wrote

Might be just cuz I'm tired af but I fail to see it...

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mazzimar7 t1_itpvvvx wrote

Because it's not a fact unless you ignore that everything on the pizza and the entire pizza is cold before it is heated.

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elhombreindivisible t1_itpo39l wrote

Water is wet and drugs are dangerous. So maybe watch out for that too.

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Rhys-the-compleat t1_itppwfy wrote

No? Cos you make the frozen pizza then you have to wait for it to cook, Changing states doesn't make it different.

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MarioPfhorG t1_itpsa36 wrote

Technically all bread is already toast. You had to bake it to make it. You just bake it a little extra and suddenly it’s toast.

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PandaKing185 OP t1_itpscl0 wrote

I was referring to actually making pizza like at a pizza place. Therefore it'd be raw dough before it's bread

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mazzimar7 t1_itpupy2 wrote

You know the pizza starts out cold, right? Dough, sauce, toppings are all cold before it goes into the oven.

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PandaKing185 OP t1_itpuujk wrote

I meant making a pizza as in making an edible pizza

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mazzimar7 t1_itpwfrd wrote

It's still edible, just not the preferred pizza texture.

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mr_butts69 t1_itq1uv1 wrote

man discovered food takes time to cool down after it gets cooked

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PandaKing185 OP t1_itq24v4 wrote

Yes

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mr_butts69 t1_itq2a1s wrote

why’s the text removed did someone get too mad with you? just curious is all

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PandaKing185 OP t1_itq2pam wrote

My other comments? Nah I just got heated for no reason and it was embarrassing lol. The guy I was beefing with was cool

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mr_butts69 t1_itq3duz wrote

shit can get crazy heated over literally just a post about the temperature of fucking pizza oh my god it’s fantastic. i cant imagine what could’ve been so controversial and frankly the prospect is fascinating me now. was it something simple like you were just being racist (somehow, in the post about fucking pizza temp) or was it something more complex that i could never even imagine. it could be anything right.

i lost where i was going with that ngl, i’m high and i apologise for the ramblings

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PandaKing185 OP t1_itq3pc0 wrote

Lmao I wasn't racist, just being rude like "damn let me delete it and repost it specifying COOKED EDIBLE pizza lmfao" and then I woke up today and was like why the fuck do I care and deleted the comments. Guy was cool though and understood. Those comments are still there

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IVIaster222 t1_itw9a3z wrote

To be honest I have no idea why it even got downvoted in the first place. It's not like I took any offense to it, but I guess others did for me. There are two sides of the spectrum, those that say cold pizza has to be cooked first to be pizza, and those that say a prepped pizza is already a pizza, so it's pizza without being cooked.

I fell on the latter end, but both ways could be true depending on your definition of pizza. If we are playing by the book, I'd say it would make more sense for it to need to be heated for it to be a pizza, but I still would call a frozen pizza a pizza so I didn't think about it by the book at the time.

Either way you look at it though, it's not really worth arguing over something this simple in the grand scheme of things, lol. It was still a pretty good shower thought, and much better than other generic ones I hear all the time. Everybody is entitled to their own opinions, so arguing over opinions will just lead to people getting upset. It's when we are arguing with facts that it's more understandable though, but even so I'd say it's more important to remain civil and friendly rather than bashing people because of an opinion. Not something you see often online sadly, that's for sure.

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Phoenixsoaring0124 t1_itp86jz wrote

I read this as cold pizza is “once hot” pizza. It takes longer because you have to wait for it to get cold

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PocketNicks t1_itpjt59 wrote

Anything you heat and let cool takes longer than just heating. Not just pizza, this is a ridiculously stupid showerthought.

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Darkstar1988 t1_itpc7sn wrote

Isend that Tru for all foods that have to be cooked, fried or baked?

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Amythebard t1_itpkncw wrote

it takes longer to make food before you cook it compared to after you cook it

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Usual-Librarian-3439 t1_itppei5 wrote

No way really? Its almost like anything thats cold is harder to heat than something thats warm. Touché.

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OptimisticSkeleton t1_itpd075 wrote

False. I have cold pizza in my fridge already and someone made it for me. Checkmate scientists /s

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MedonSirius t1_itpdg17 wrote

In addition: iced coffee is faster being produced than hot coffee

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Royal_Bitch_Pudding t1_itpkqv5 wrote

No, because iced coffee starts with hot coffee. You can't just take the time for cooling and declare it to be the total required time when brewing is intrinsic to the preparation process.

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MedonSirius t1_itpnbb6 wrote

Not when i make iced coffee. I just put coffee powder and cold water into the mixer then add cold milk and ice cubes. That's it. Takes literally just a minute

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Royal_Bitch_Pudding t1_itpo6gu wrote

Your method of preparation for making iced coffee is not the norm.

I'm also willing to bet that it's very similar time frame for making hot coffee using your coffee powder

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MedonSirius t1_itpog35 wrote

Not if i go to the toilet in the meantime. Duh!

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