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Spike-Tail-Turtle t1_ixzntg8 wrote

I thought he had a killer mustache and now I'm disappointed

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jordantask t1_ixzplqn wrote

That’s the face of a man with no regrets.

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LeatherMost2757 t1_ixzxf00 wrote

Your wife is missing out on the best part of the pizza. I’m with the kitty here!

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eotheored t1_iy05i15 wrote

PIZZA THEIFFFFF😭😭😭

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thejoker954 t1_iy0nhcn wrote

My mom's cat is the same way - she loves bread and crackers.

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Estrellathestarfish t1_iy0vo9n wrote

Jacob is selflessly tackling food waste, one crust at a time. That's not a thief, that's an environmentalist.

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3Heathens_Mom t1_iy0xaj5 wrote

Waste not want not said every cat and dog ever.

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SwitcherooU t1_iy0zznn wrote

Replying to Agomir (#717,736)

Which is weird, because there’s nothing about this cat that would make me think he’s stressed. He’s immaculately clean and at a healthy weight, and clearly feels bold enough to gank food.

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Agomir t1_iy10v6f wrote

Replying to SwitcherooU (#718,026)

I have one like that. He's very sociable, everyone comments on how beautiful and cuddly he is. His fur looks great. Except his belly. It took me a while to accept that it could be stress. But there's a really aggressive cat that appeared in the neighbourhood. The vet prescribed some pills for his nerves that helped. We're still trying to figure out a long term solution for that cat...

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Aurora1702 t1_iy11uqu wrote

One of mine does this as well. Pizza crusts will be stolen when I'm not looking, stashed somewhere for later and then used as a toy.

They have plenty of toys already, he just really loves batting about crusts. I'll be sitting on the sofa minding my own business when in comes the mischief machine playing with a pizza crust, when I had pizza 3 days ago.

Cheeky shit.

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hotmasalachai t1_iy1at41 wrote

That explains the doughboy

He must be a cloud to hug and cuddle right? Looks soft

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shadowsandfirelight t1_iy1cbp6 wrote

I used to always let my cat sniff the food I was eating if I was certain he wouldn't want it, so he would leave me alone. I let him sniff my pizza one day. BIG MISTAKE. He has become the Garfield of pizza and has literally snatched a whole piece out of my hand and tried to run off with it!

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witchknights t1_iy1hd2z wrote

This man is clearly innocent of theft and has been falsely accused!

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orion_nomad t1_iy1i4ss wrote

Replying to Agomir (#718,177)

One of my girls started licking all the fur off of her tum-tum shortly after we got some new kittens. The vet said it could either be allergies or stress, so she gave me some Zyrtec/cetirizine and a Feliway diffuser. One or the other got her to stop and she's finally growing out the fur out there.

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SternLecture t1_iy1jpba wrote

Is it normal for cats to be bare in that belly spot? My cat is bare there and was worried something is up.

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hoseramma t1_iy1jvan wrote

“Jacob, my crusts!”

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gbougakov t1_iy1ljen wrote

I mean, if she doesn't want them, is this stealing or just reducing waste...?

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StarMindedCatGirl t1_iy1pozv wrote

I know hes being a naughty boi but just look at that face, how could anyone be mad at Jacob?

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CaptainCuddles t1_iy1pp89 wrote

Replying to Agomir (#718,177)

I have a happy but high strung 13 yo who has been doing this for about three years. I’ve tried everything besides making her miserable by forcing pills down her throat every day. I feel like a bad pet parent but the vets have looked at her multiple times and she is healthy.

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BlackJeepW1 t1_iy1pwcn wrote

What is it with certain cats and carbs? We had to buy a bread box because our kitten was tearing up whole loaves of bread.

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Agomir t1_iy1sqqk wrote

Replying to CaptainCuddles (#722,031)

We just tried a course of Alphazium for 2 months and that helped but I can't keep him on that forever, even if he's really good at taking pills. So for now we're trying Feliway. Fingers crossed.

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Dovaldo83 t1_iy1wlc5 wrote

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

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momomoca t1_iy1xryn wrote

Replying to Agomir (#722,476)

Has your vet suggested Zylkene? It was the first thing that my vet offered us for my high strung cat, and it definitely helps her to be much more relaxed! It's just a supplement that's made from something extracted from milk which has been shown to have a calming affect in small mammals (and yes, iirc they are currently testing to see if the same applies to humans lol).

We tried actual anxiety medication and that did help slightly more than Zylkene, but unfortunately my cat had the urine retention side affect so we stopped after a month.

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ExiledinElysium t1_iy1yuth wrote

Yes we can see that. And not just from the crust currently in his mouth.

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DAFRITZyo t1_iy1z351 wrote

Him: What i want pizza crust It’s the best part

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Dumpster_Sauce t1_iy23bxm wrote

I didn't eat pizza crusts until stuffed crust became a thing. Now that's the only kind I'll buy

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Roman_____Holiday t1_iy24uoj wrote

If I can take it. It is mine. This is all the cat knows.

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chicklette t1_iy251jh wrote

Replying to SwitcherooU (#718,026)

My well cared for cat over groomed the fur on her tum because I put my two obese cats on a diet. :/. Vet told me to let the others be fat, so that's the plan for now. She's elderly and they're young, so I think we'll be ok long term.

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elcuban27 t1_iy25gs0 wrote

You stole his Johnson; it’s only fair.

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Fotomaki t1_iy27k0j wrote

Very handsome crust stealer.

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Lazy-Drink-277 t1_iy2frvu wrote

Jacob is a master of psychological manipulation

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thatsthefactsjack t1_iy2gg7o wrote

Not gonna lie...I thought cute bow tie bro...then read the title. So yeah...not a bow tie.

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[deleted] t1_iy2kgpz wrote

He won it fair and square! Innocent!

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Zurc_bot t1_iy2rvs1 wrote

Look at the baby 🤣

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goodgirlfrankie t1_iy2ujey wrote

He looks like he’s never letting that go hahaha

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DT-GHBTP t1_iy2uwyg wrote

“I regret nuffen”

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MaximusZacharias t1_iy2xbz8 wrote

I wish I didn’t see it but I can’t unsee it now. It looks like cat is taking a massive crap of just hair.

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zamzuki t1_iy39jjp wrote

What a crust burglar.

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Quixotegut t1_iy3d9r0 wrote

PIZZA BONES FOR THE BONE THRONE!!! KHARN DEMANDS MORE PIZZA BONES!!!

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stardewsweetheart t1_iy3fx2h wrote

My childhood cat would do this with unsupervised garlic bread 😩😆

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Yankusu t1_iy3wk9s wrote

Cha Cha Real Smooth

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Rossum81 t1_iy4n1md wrote

The thief was caught bread-handed!

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