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sndtech t1_j8kxd1j wrote

The call is coming from INSIDE the house.

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Jpoppin20 t1_j8ky25q wrote

That’s honestly funny, y’all are just soft

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Thotsnpears t1_j8kz2u9 wrote

Nice try Barnstead, last time I tried to rock up with flowers you pulled me over and charged me with possession.

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reddittheguy t1_j8l1hc3 wrote

Who wrote this masterpiece of proper grammar and punctuation? A high school drop ou... Oh.

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stevejdolphin t1_j8l2ozn wrote

Man, jokes about domestic violence and bad grammar. Tough look for the Barnstead PD.

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NinoNino3 t1_j8l37eg wrote

Pittsfield's High End Neighbor.

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Skimmed-Bread932 t1_j8l4h2g wrote

Ah yes. Domestic violence against men is a joke. Let me joke about hitting a woman and get cancelled. 👏

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travel_tech t1_j8lbpk2 wrote

I suppose cops have a lot more personal experience with domestic abuse than the average person.

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RJofLA t1_j8lcuao wrote

Police and domestic violence go together like chocolates and roses on Valentines Day

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PoorInCT t1_j8lim4z wrote

They are pretty good with Expired Inspection Stickers if they dont smell weed.

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Novasadog t1_j8lu2w4 wrote

Half the police departments in the country posted that meme yesterday, Barnstead pd isn't special, just touched....

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Killbro_Fraggins t1_j8lv7sw wrote

Big brains over there. Might need a refresher course on the English language and the punctuation that goes along with it.

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RichardAtTheGate t1_j8m97oi wrote

Domestic violence is only funny when it is implied that the woman is the abuser. Having said that, I find this funny.

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HumpSlackWails t1_j8m9n06 wrote

"save us from going to a domestic"

End of shift?

Just a reminder police offend for DV at a rate higher than the public.

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salix620 t1_j8mcty1 wrote

Town meetings are coming up. Great opportunity to address budgets and funding for…whatever this is. Embarrassing.

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LBKTHREE t1_j8mdt2g wrote

Lighten up Francis.

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impvlerlord t1_j8mmzdi wrote

Especially funny coming from the police department that tried to cover up a Dover cops domestic abuse a couple years back.

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XBUNCEX t1_j8mpc21 wrote

Just a bit of projection from the 40% club.

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ghostsintherafters t1_j8mypyu wrote

If cops know about anything it's about domestic abuse of their wives

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[deleted] t1_j8n9cmq wrote

This hilarious. People are such soft snowflakes now adays.

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tomsbradys t1_j8nn43u wrote

This sums up the people that live in barnstead pretty well.

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ghostlymeanders t1_j8nrqip wrote

It's clearly a joke, people seem to have a zero tolerance policy regarding joking about particular subject matters. Anything can be joked about if done well. Obviously this isn't peak humor, but still.

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haystackofneedles t1_j8nzwew wrote

What's especially funny is the high rate of domestic abuse that police do at home. Then add in the cheating. Yikes.

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1teenagedirtbagbby t1_j8o1tz4 wrote

Ah yes female on male domestic violence is so funny! It's also OK because it's f on m abuse

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vangogh330 t1_j8o6nji wrote

Police and domestic abuse - name a better couple.

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Piwo1313 t1_j8oihik wrote

Can you name a store in Barnstead that one can obtain such preventative measures? Asking for a friend

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Mopbucket_Wedding t1_j8p4aja wrote

BPD sucks. Bunch of racist, backwoods hicks that hosted a big ol' Trump women meet and greet at the freaking PD and regularly post insensitive, sh!t grammar BS that greatly highlights the shared 2 brain cells of the entire department.

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Mopbucket_Wedding t1_j8p4ubx wrote

Good idea, BPD will do nothing to stop you! If your wife gets a protection order, they will be more than happy to stand by while you verbally abuse her and they watch from the sidelines. Get wild, bud!

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String-Bean_Samson t1_j8stthj wrote

Of course a cop wouldn’t know the difference between your and you’re

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