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Kittydander503 t1_ixur5wf wrote

Having lived in Miami for years, almost got used to the morning news starting every day off with all the latest hit and run incidents.

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Defiant-Ad1364 t1_ixur7kq wrote

That's 18 in Florida? I thought she was 40 from her mugshot.

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Bending_toast t1_ixuy31d wrote

That mugshot says it all. Those cold dead eye.. yeesh

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mick_ward t1_ixuzfvd wrote

Glad she was stopped. Don't need another Darrel Brooks.

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nhjuyt t1_ixuzzic wrote

So she hit a stop sign and thought this was a good course of action?

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WontArnett t1_ixv0hhl wrote

A woman can look bangin, and still be a nut-job.

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nandos677 t1_ixv3lj1 wrote

After many years of not knowing what a Sour Puss looks like, I now know

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miken322 t1_ixv4d7a wrote

Replying to Defiant-Ad1364 (#686,015)

And she fought the world alone and now it's 18 and life, you got it 18 and life, you know Your crime is time and it's 18 and life to go 18 and life, you got it 18 and life, you know Your crime is time And it's 18 and life to go

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Cinderjacket t1_ixv4okb wrote

Was she riding the Ticklemobile? I heard they shut it down after that one guy died on it

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Cursedbythedicegods t1_ixv8vxp wrote

That face that says, "how DARE you hold me responsible for my actions".

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Singsalotoday t1_ixv9f8c wrote

Florida WOMAN this time. Nice twist on a classic

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duderino_okc t1_ixvwjjd wrote

Three first names!? Cops are lucky to have caught her with those kind of NASCAR credentials.

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Mike7676 t1_ixwa8a6 wrote

Replying to Noble-saw-Robot (#691,545)

I have a buddy that does overnight resets around East Texas. I can tell she's working in Houston when she calls me two hours prior to work going "Headed to the South side, wish me luck!!"

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Buckley_5150 t1_ixwnn3y wrote

Does anything happen outside Texas and Florida.

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EmptyWish2138 t1_ixwxj0g wrote

For 38 yo Florida Woman I’d rate her an 8 on the Bell Curve. Just starting meth

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JoeJoJosie t1_ixwz6ig wrote

The wrinkled-up skin on her chin is a brilliant indicator of 'Why am I being held accountable! Usually my screaming and pouting get me out of trouble? Your going to regret this once I tell my mommy!' Its the kind of face more often seen on irate 7 year-olds.

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walkandtalkk t1_ixx30d4 wrote

Replying to nhjuyt (#687,385)

Based on the article, it sounds like she committed several crimes in her getaway attempt(s).

Given her behavior and apparent contempt for just about everybody, she should face serious consequences, barring, I dunno, the discovery of an overnight tumor that caused her to behave recklessly.

Having lived in California and spent time in Miami, I think truly reckless driving is serious misconduct that genuinely degrades a city and culture. It's not cute and jail time is warranted.

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TwoFrontHitters t1_ixxm4b4 wrote

Say whatcha want... These wine drinking 38 yr olds are absolute units. Ms. thing was probably leaving some dudes house.

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jimkay21 t1_ixxssm6 wrote

“While under arrest, police said she banged her head against the windows and attempted to escape, leading them to pepper spray her.”

I’ll bet they enjoyed that.

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xXSpaceturdXx t1_ixxssqd wrote

Man this lady looks crazy. It looks like she’s hiding another set of eyeballs.

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debzmonkey t1_ixyx53o wrote

Wow, now when I hear the expression "resting bitch face", I'll picture her.

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blue_blurpie t1_ixzml2z wrote

I can’t wait to see her at the Winey Wench.

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joe579003 t1_iy2kf3o wrote

Replying to Mike7676 (#712,542)

Ah, I worked overnights at a Walmart 2020-21, and I was part of the in-house mod reset team, but there was some contracted out to companies like the one your friend works for. And it was always a giant shit show because shipping delays meant they didn't have the signage or whatever materials needed to do the reset, but said contractor showed up at the allotted time, and got paid to just go: "Welp, bye.", then we had to do it, lmao. THAT FUCKING SUNGLASSES TOWER, the signage for that came in 4 MONTHS after

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NotOK1955 t1_iy3c3tw wrote

If a sobriety test turns up negative then they should do a mental evaluation. This woman has issues needing to be addressed.

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