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Tahmas836 t1_ja88jgh wrote

*Funded by various soft drink companies

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Azozel t1_ja8b3kk wrote

The study was done on mice, not humans. Any claims this makes about humans is not backed by actual human data.

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RotjeCore t1_ja8expw wrote

It's called Penis or whatever you are referring to. Don't assume that everyone is five years old and can't handle those words. Btw, even five years old can handle them, they just use them for quite some time as soon as they learn that they get funny reactions from grown-ups, when using them.

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LewAshby309 t1_ja8nuq6 wrote

Then why is the avg penis size in the US smaller than in europe while europeans drink on avg roundabout 40% less soft drinks?

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TaiDavis t1_ja8tdbq wrote

New study claims they're idiots

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Beepis2 t1_ja8tweo wrote

No, it doesn't. I drink soft drinks daily and I'm small af

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Jacuul t1_ja8uvhc wrote

Replying to pm-me-your-nenen (#2,060,990)

Yeah, was gonna say, maybe something in the soft drinks fucked up the mice, but drinking sugar/obesity/etc tend to have the exact opposite effect. This reeks of cherry-picked results, like that study about chocolate from a few years ago that it promotes weight loss (the study itself was part of a journalist outlet showing that studies can be gamed to show any result the people running it want)

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ElHijoDelCoco t1_ja92jiw wrote

I've got a dick like a cola-cola can. The only problem is I piss black.

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ctiger12 t1_ja97i2g wrote

Drinking or soaking? I need to know clearer

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BurnesWhenIP t1_ja97r9z wrote

I guess "Grab a Coke and a Smile" has new meaning

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AndyGHK t1_ja98rhi wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#2,064,229)

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get Large,

But now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I’m roughly the size of a baaaarge!

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nilsgunderson t1_ja9hjqk wrote

Darn. I've been using that enlarge cream for ever and no results, despite rubbing it on religiously every night. I could have been drinking soda (and using the enlarge cream).

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supreme_glassez t1_ja9il1h wrote

Bruh, if that's the case who knows how big I'd be if I drank soda!

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CyberCarnivore t1_ja9inpr wrote

Come on guys don't just read the headlines... 🤦‍♂️

The very first line in the article reads: "Drinking Coca-Cola makes men’s testicles bigger."

2 extra clicks before you comment about your dick size and we would all be making Bad Grandpa jokes, lol.

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VinylmationDude t1_ja9jpbw wrote

This is clearly bullshit as I haven’t seen any increase in penis size in my life.

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J4MES101 t1_ja9lw93 wrote

Replying to Azozel (#2,060,669)

Implying that somebody’s job for the last several months was measuring mouse cock length

Good cv material right there

(Kind of sounds like a trick played on an intern led to unexpected results. “Let’s make Dwayne measure their dicks”, etc etc.)

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Azozel t1_ja9rtv6 wrote

Replying to stump2003 (#2,070,791)

Well, they claim it makes the mice have bigger testicles. They don't mention anything about the rest of the mouse. So, I guess you don't have to slam your balls in a microwave now so...

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Unique_Anywhere5735 t1_ja9ugsq wrote

Jeez! How many of these damned things do you have to drink? (Asking for a friend...)

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lsdecaria1 t1_ja9vk32 wrote

Brawndo. It has Viagra in it. Makes sense

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AGreenJacket t1_ja9vpyf wrote

As someone who has spent the last 20ish years of my life drinking several sodas a day, I can confirm this is incorrect

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Spellscroll t1_ja9wig4 wrote

Huh, never considered my waistline to be a private part before.

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janzeera t1_ja9xg30 wrote

“Coke Adds…,” inches.

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Soup0rMan t1_jaa08pe wrote

Mmm... Gonna say this one is doubtful. Not from personal experience of course. Nope.

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fromabuick t1_jaa2yos wrote

The greatest ad campaign ever born

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mindlessgonzo2 t1_jaa36uv wrote

Yeah, no. I already tried that.

Signed,

A Type-2 Diabetic

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Darklord_Bravo t1_jaa3x10 wrote

Pretty sure based on the amount of Dr. Pepper I consumed back in the 90's, my penis should be about 2 feet or longer right now.

Safe to say, it is not. Thankfully. (No diabetes either!)

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msbeal2 t1_jaa6t3t wrote

Would that man part be their waste lines?

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ktp806 t1_jaac1hk wrote

Well played Pepsi, well played. Have a Coke and a smile.

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ash_274 t1_jaad4z2 wrote

Replying to Azozel (#2,060,669)

Same thing with saccharine. It gives mice bladder cancer (when given in huge doses) but does NOT give humans bladder cancer.

Even California took it off their Prop 65 warning data, but France still bans saccharine from imports (officially)

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LouSanous t1_jaaf8xc wrote

Does it grow your dick faster than your gut? As long as it's visible, you're ok.

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mrgarbagepig t1_jaatvhg wrote

Private parts? Was this written by a 1st grade teacher??

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whitea44 t1_jaavgq6 wrote

Was it published by a joint committee of Coca Cola and Andrew Tate?

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ZY_Qing t1_jabsblx wrote

The sugar makes you fat and hides your peen

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purplerple t1_jacacfl wrote

Imagine having the job to measure mice peckers all day

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