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DJNickiBlake t1_j03foz8 wrote

Nature’s pocket watch.

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justabill71 t1_j03j6cs wrote

Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.

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SponConSerdTent t1_j07654a wrote

"She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin', she takes a lickin'- I'm never gonna let her go..."

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Hot_KarlMarx t1_j07fd7i wrote

I love this cover, and the VB in general.

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SponConSerdTent t1_j07i9en wrote

Going to see them on tour in a couple months! Cannot wait. Dude's stage presence is out of control.

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Hot_KarlMarx t1_j0bop3o wrote

I saw them about a month back and it was wild. Have a great time!

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Khaldara t1_j03xbup wrote

Christopher Walken clearly chose the more secure option in Pulp Fiction, they didn’t get it back

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rood_sandstorm t1_j068649 wrote

They knew where it was hidden. That’s why they didn’t want it

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FaithieWaithie42 t1_j03igfm wrote

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family.

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blueyork t1_j03u0kb wrote

Princess Diana and the Queen are driving down the lane when their car is forced off the road by masked thieves. “Out of the car and hand over your jewels.” After the thieves rob them and steal their car, Diana begins to put her earrings, necklace, and rings back on. “Wherever did you hide those,” demanded the Queen. “Where do you think?” asked Diana. “Pity Margaret wasn’t here,” said the Queen. “We could have saved the Bentley.”
-Joan Rivers

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FeistyAgency9994 t1_j03e97b wrote

She seems nice

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Smartnership t1_j04op0w wrote

> Officers later impounded the watch, placing it inside a biohazard bag, police said.

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AngryBeardedRobot t1_j05462y wrote

I used to do Loss Prevention back in the day. We used to have these maybe $100 dollar digital cameras in a clamshell. Well, a lady walked in cut it open and shoved the camera into her monkey hole. It was not a pleasant experience for any one involved.

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hatersaurusrex t1_j041a5t wrote

>The man told officers he met Richards and invited her to his room, police said. The pair started to cuddle, when Richards reportedly told the man he should take off his Rolex watch or it would cut her while they cuddled.

Cuddled, huh?

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My_G_Alt t1_j06t661 wrote

He should have taken it off and shoved it up his ass

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Bmaj13 t1_j03g12u wrote

How'd she get caught? Her biological clock was ticking.

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hiskias t1_j03j8km wrote

Rolex snatcher

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jordantask t1_j048fap wrote

“Good news! We got your watch back!”

“…. Nah. I’m good.”

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daveashaw t1_j03nuf6 wrote

I hope it was the Diver's model--be a good ad for it.

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zensins t1_j041oc9 wrote

Coincidentally, Rolex is starting up a certified pre-owned program.

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vr0202 t1_j054bee wrote

certified pre-owned and deoderized…

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Budmanes t1_j054rhh wrote

There’s a joke in there about snatching watches, but I’m gonna leave it alone

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LrdRager t1_j05sip4 wrote

Bro that’s hilarious, I went to school with her🤣🤣🤣

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Throsty t1_j083z0z wrote

Ever lose your watch?

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VanDenBroeck t1_j08o86t wrote

Nah, she was younger and tighter then. He just lost his class ring.

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danceswithtree t1_j03kbot wrote

Reminds me of the punchline--- If Camilla were here, we could have saved the Rolls.

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laythor t1_j03t3vb wrote

Watched Pulp Fiction, instructions unclear.

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RingGiver t1_j05pyzc wrote

>“She stated that we were going to find it anyways at jail and she did not want to go through the hassle,” officers wrote in the arrest report.

Sounds like she's been arrested before.

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dershmoo t1_j04lqro wrote

That Nautilus didn’t expect going back into the abyss that soon

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junction182736 t1_j03eufq wrote

Woman: Hey you...you want a Rolex for $100?

Me: Sure! Let me take a look

Woman: *reaches in pants

Me: *backs away into a run

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Sleepdprived t1_j03vivs wrote

What happens inside vegas... should be detail cleaned with alchohol.

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itssalmon t1_j04irmr wrote

Is her face off center or am I seeing things.

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wesphistopheles t1_j073fb8 wrote

Ya know, I was thinkin' the same thing. There's a bit of that, but it's prolly just the lighting.

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RedBison t1_j04jw8d wrote

Master snatcher.

Well, maybe not. Caught twice, and guaranteed a cavity search for any future run-in.

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Firestorm238 t1_j04kmcx wrote

“Smeeeee!” (In a Captain Hook voice).

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peensteen t1_j04reob wrote

Gutless came back out of the Boo Box mysteriously wearing a Rolex.

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spoon_shaped_spoon t1_j05hsii wrote

This is like the old line,"Is that a Rolex in your cooch or are you just glad to see me?"

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mojojojo31 t1_j05yv0i wrote

Must've been the Rolex Oyster

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ThouKnave t1_j03gz72 wrote

Did the watch sue over catching something?

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matts198715 t1_j03h9do wrote

Sounds like how butch Coolidges dad got his gold watch out of Vietnam

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Sleepdprived t1_j03vjqe wrote

What happens in vegas... should be detail cleaned with alchohol.

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sharksnut t1_j04xeoc wrote

This is why I only use sundials

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[deleted] t1_j04ysf8 wrote

At that moment, it was the world’s most expensive genitalia

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PARANOIAH t1_j079eeo wrote

Submariner went diving?

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P7BinSD t1_j03g6dm wrote

She's a real Captain Koons.

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Mr_Wigglebutz t1_j04022t wrote

Her whole face looks like someone slapped her sideways with a solid lefty.

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peensteen t1_j04ihtb wrote

I was thinking the same thing. She looks like a Picasso.

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Smartnership t1_j04ozcj wrote

> She looks like a Picasso.

Yes, 911, I need to report a murder

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variegatedheart t1_j0fvc41 wrote

Eh you can't judge someone's mugshots, guaranteed worst pic of your life

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timojenbin t1_j04fd1i wrote

That's a kink i've never heard of.

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Rymundo88 t1_j04hfwk wrote

"She aroused suspicion when she was seen dancing around the streets like Julie Andrews, singing 'The Sound of Music', which she blamed on the Rolex's Swiss movement"

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peensteen t1_j04j5sa wrote

She is currently the campaign setting for the new Gerbil King Lemmiwinks expansion.

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SmudgieSage t1_j04vupj wrote

I thought the title said Roblox

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ironroad18 t1_j056fck wrote

"Your honor, as I stand here with this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass..."

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alexaxl t1_j05mbi8 wrote

Believe all W..

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here4mischief t1_j05uizn wrote

We finally know what happened to that "Your vulva is not a pocket" girl

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Claque-2 t1_j0603o9 wrote

"My God, will you look at the time!"

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Pusfilledonut t1_j060sff wrote

Honey, what time is it?

Let me get this tampon out of the way and I’ll tell you

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davtruss t1_j06113s wrote

For those too lazy to read article, did the "similar theft charge" involve the Rolex or the genitals or both? Asking for a friend....

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Naughtai t1_j07hdw9 wrote

r/prisonwallet

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VanDenBroeck t1_j08nzhj wrote

If he had it latched properly, it wouldn’t have slipped off his wrist when he pulled his fist out.

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shf500 t1_j09lkjt wrote

Curb Your Enthusiasm

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TheRoach69 t1_j09su26 wrote

I usually wear my watch on my wrist.

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variegatedheart t1_j0fv4sb wrote

As soon as I saw the headline I knew it was a trick roll 😂

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BZRK_Lee t1_j03ml9i wrote

I bet she was on time.

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kielu t1_j03z7n0 wrote

This quality reporting is not available in the EU

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TommyMommy37 t1_j05l50m wrote

She thought she could play the Gender card untill the Law used a genital search warrant...

How Unexpected 🤣😅

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[deleted] t1_j03sql4 wrote

Worst thing is she looks like she “isn’t fresh” down there. She can keep the watch…

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ITstaph t1_j04ygk8 wrote

What time is it? Arby’s roast beef time.

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Pman64 t1_j052xzz wrote

This isn't her 1st insert-eo.

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